Mischief Managed.

| Photos | Words | Dreams | My name is Melanie Kate Bertelson. I work in a restaurant and sometimes, I blog about it. This is what I look like and this is how I sound. I'm left-handed and scatterbrained. I dig music and I sing on occasion. I ramble, you'll learn to like it. Welcome to my blog. I also run this and this. body { background-color: ffffff; background-image: url(""); background-repeat:repeat; background-position:center center; background-attachment:fixed;} font: 11px; }

[escapingfromtheordinary]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

“How do you tell people? How do you tell them that you’re exhausted even though you slept for 10 hours? How do you tell them that you need a break from talking and smiling and simply being near them? How do you tell them that although you love them, you so desperately need to be alone tonight?”

— Midnight thoughts (I’m burnt out)

[fairweathermyth]

Words of Wisdom with Alexis Rose

[christophernolan]

So… have I gotten along with my subordinates? Let’s see. [..] The Office administrator Pamela Beesly Halpert is my best friend. So…yes. I’d say I have gotten along with my subordinates

[felonymelanie]

I love their friendship so much.

[dangervvank]

“what music are you into?” “i like this! it’s very grown up…”

[cleargay]

I was not ready

[felonymelanie]

LMAO

[felonymelanie]

i love when i come across a photoset or gifset or text post or just ANYTHING on my dashboard and I go to heart it and I already have. like just that it’s the same one that i liked a long time ago and not some random double post of the same thing. that little post made its rounds and then came floating back to me with my heart still there that’s just really nice and i think about this every time it happens. that’s all okay carry on.

[felonymelanie]

Hi tumblr

[eleventhemage]

when u adopt one weird girl from the woods but that means adopting all of her weird-ass nerd friends

[queenbruv]

when u adopt one goofy boy with curly hair but that means adopting all of his weird-ass nerd friends

[gentleflutterby-deactivated2022]

when ur son goes missing and u have to adopt everyone, including the chief of police

[seinfeldr]

[chinkylee]

I can’t wait until money isn’t an issue.

[moo-sopretty]

Omg yes😩

[ari-verderci]

Financial freedom🙏🏽😣🙌🏽

[b1gsp1n]

Reblog for financial freedom

[annieskywalker]

Speak it into existence! I LOOK FORWARD TO* money not being an issue 🔮

[sharabp]

Throughly enjoying other restaurants reacting to IHOb

[ruinedchildhood]

[dannyegan]

john krasinski sweetest laugh in existence??

[dwight-schrutes]

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

Sorry, I gotta. Feel free to block this post, I always tag it “curse post” and “madame zeroni” if your anxiety acts up in regards to posts like this.

[taraljc]

while I am not down with Love Potion #9 perpetuating a negative and harmful Romani stereotype, I am totes good with the always reblog Eartha Kitt because Eartha Kitt, so Eartha Kitt you guys.

[kattahj]

Madame Zeroni is from Holes. Which may also perpetuate stereotypes, I can’t remember, it’s been ages since I saw it. (I mostly remember Sam, because Dulé Hill.)

[animate-mush]

I don’t believe Madam Zeroni is explicitly Romani, although she does embody some of those tropes - but a lot of that flavor comes from the whole eastern European (Latvian) setting. She also uses yiddishisms, so who knows. But my recollection is that she’s not any kind of an outsider - she’s another inhabitant of the village, alongside the Yelnatses and the Menkes, and the curse is more of a …cosmic imbalance than anything else. And notably not the only curse in the narrative. Kate’s curse is far more devastating - but then, the wrong done her is also far more profound. She’s not remotely mystically coded, but her wrath and grief stops the rain itself for a hundred years

…I frickin love Holes. And also Eartha Kitt

[upclosefromafar]

“WHOA look at the moon”

— me literally every night no matter what phase the moon is in (via purple-space-freak)

[tastefullyoffensive]

I think he found one. (via specksgoor)

[nightinngales]

bruh…

[prime89]

Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.

[freshest-tittymilk]

SHUT UP.

[earlploddington-deactivated2019]

13 years

[advanced-procrastination]

Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash