Something Hulk-Interesting. Not really.

If you don't love birdie Hulk, get away from me.

[thesituation]

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

[moniquill]

Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than 1/4 of your income.

[vergess]

Until the mid 80s, the advice was that if you must rent instead of owning, then that 20% of your monthly income (oh yes, only 20%) should include all your utilities too.

After all, rent costs more than a mortgage, so it should offer more too.

The housing market is a fucking travesty.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Hmm what happened in the mid eighties....

[swaggie2dope]

went to trader joe’s today and my cashier handed me my 2.55 in change and pointed at the clock which read 2:55 and said “look at that. that’s liquid time… serendipity… have a nice ride”

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

[greelin]

love will always find you. Both threat AND promise

[greelin]

“but i don’t feel like i deserve it.” boo hoo. too fucking bad. Get loved idiot

[updatebug]

Can you even imagine being the poor alien sod responsible for auditing an earthling spaceship’s spending allowance? Like: 

“I see, and why do you require many tubes of white plant flavoured paste?” 

“Oh well, if we don’t rub that on our teeth twice daily the bacteria living in my mouth will begin to devour me teeth.” 

“…Noted.” 

“I have also noticed several large shipments of specific medications, and a variety of individually packaged absorbent material - however injury records do not show sufficient numbers to justify these recurrent deliveries.” 

“Ah, yeah, it’s not really an injury per say. As part of our natural reproductive cycle approximately half the population will shed the lining of one of their internal organs and expel it.”

“…that is the most horrifying thing that I have ever heard.”

“Yeah.”

“Does such a process not hurt?”

“That’l be what the medication’s for. Pain killers for the cramps, birth control to stop the process.” 

“…and your reasoning behind the fully functional, high-tech entertainment system?” 

“Okay, that we could probably do without. But in our defence that was actually insisted on as a standard feature of all fleet-ships expected to encounter Terrans. Admiral Plo’Kaght insisted on it. Something about bored humans and a an illegal betting ring featuring a cleaning robot with a knife strapped to it going up against a human with a mop?” 

“…I believe I should speak with my superiors.” 

[batzendrick-deactivated20230703]

I love how Stabby the Roomba has become such a consistent in-joke among these sorts of blogs.

[tumblunni]

Galactic hero stabby the roomba: his legend continues

[bilt2tumble]

Do you KNOW how many leaders of Federation Enemies Stabby has Assassinated? A PERFECTLY innocuous Cleaning Robot rolling into the Quarters of some Galactic Despot? NO BEING even NOTICING it’s got a knife until it’s FAR to late?

‘Stabby’ is one of the MAIN REASONS Humans were even ALLOWED to join the Galactic Federation, in the FIRST place. That, and the Great Wuillex philosophy of- ‘Keep your Allies Close BUT… Keep the REALLY FRIGHTENING ones, CLOSER… As in: Close enough to lay Envenomed Mandibles on if necessary!’… Oddly enough? Apparently Humanity has history of a VERY similar philosophy…

[discodeerdiary]

Dealing with auditory processing disorder

LAWFUL: take the parts you heard and turn it into a clarifying question, e. g. "you saw your cousin where?" or "she's writing a what?"

NEUTRAL: "what did you say?"

CHAOTIC: take a wild stab at what the person said, e. g. "you want to baptize a mackerel?"

[beaft]

i try not to judge people on their drink orders but a guy just paid £6.85 for the most disgusting beverage i have ever been forced to make. felt like i'd been complicit in a crime

[beaft]

matcha powder mixed with decaf coffee, vanilla paste, black pepper, turmeric and sugar syrup. it was a revolting shade of puke green and smelled like a foot.

[toadyboi]

I sent this post to my SO and they insisted on making it

[beaft]

how was it?

[toadyboi]

I refused to touch it with a 10 foot pole because I was scared, but SO says it was "horrendous", "so many layers of awful", and "the worst part is you can't get the flavor out of your mouth".

[beaft]

yeah that checks out

[beaft]

unfortunately i have to inform you that this guy is now a regular and forces me to recreate this beverage for him at least once a week. he calls it "the concoction".

[fallenangelvictorious]

Whatever face you made the first time brought him back

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Potion of Extended Bad Taste created

[dragonflea]

Have you ever seen him drink The Concoction himself, op? I have a theory

[beaft]

the weirdest thing about all this is i don't even think he enjoys it??? the one time i actually saw him take a sip he 100% made an involuntary "yuck" face and then tried to cover it up by smiling at me and commenting on the weather. last time he came by i asked (out of morbid curiosity) "so what's it taste like?" and he visibly struggled for words before finally saying, "it's fine." and yet he keeps ordering it. every time. i do not understand this man

[mirrorbird]

another one for the starbucks cryptid dictionary

[luckyladylily]

[petitesaretes]

Apparently I still had some ideas on the same subject. Back to regular drawings tomorrow tho because comics are very time consuming !

[kaelio]

Reminder that the original sex pollen flower was just a spray painted artichoke

[kaelio]

without a doubt the most famous and influential single artichoke of all time

[trekheritageposts]

star trek heritage post (February 4th, 2022)

[tiredhawks]

Shipping isn't trying to explain why a relationship is actually canon. It's not even trying to explain why it should or could be canon. Shipping is saying "wouldn't it be funny if these two fucked" and everyone needs to remember that.

[flammenkobold]

and sometimes it's "wouldn't it be fucked up if these two fucked"

[demilypyro]

Lmao

[demilypyro]

Diversity win: your arch nemesis accepts your atypical gender identity but shall never accept the evil in your heart

[unfortunatebassist]

[kontextmaschine]

Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

[karcatgirl-vantas]

humans be like staple crop

[txttletale]

staple crop to what

[ublock-origin]

directly to forehead

[xxbluandorangexx]

someone: hey how are y–

me: I can’t believe the Winter Soldier shot Nick Fury through the wall in Steve Rogers’ apartment from the roof of a building opposite using only the line of sight Steve’s point of view gave him through the kitchen window. Do you know the kind of skill and technical ability that takes? He didn’t even need to see his target to shoot him twice. He just had to see where Steve was looking and calculate the angle. Holy shit. Bucky Barnes is an incredible marksman and I don’t know if Hydra capitulated on that or if that was all just his own skill being put to assassin use but holy shit. Holy shit. I just. Holy shit

[lynati]

A huge number of people are already getting fucked over when it comes to being allowed to cast a vote in the upcoming elections. Let’s try to minimize what that number COULD be as much as possible. It might also be useful to have the number for the ACLU written down (or already in your phone) so you can CALL THEM while still at the polling place and get whatever information is needed in order to see about having the ACLU sue them. Write down names. Get witnesses. Take photos. MAKE IT VERY CLEAR TO THE POLLSTERS THAT YOU ARE GOING TO HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE. (Unless you have reason to believe they’re going to be assholes and try to have you arrested for doing so, in which case, be as subtle as possible.)

[clucku]

Some more info on this, state by state.

[witches-ofcolor]

^^ Really look at the state by state info so just in case this happens you’ll know what to do!

[ex1st]

80% of the ocean has not been explored. there could be a Dollar General down there

[wearfinethingsalltoowell]

[inber]

Writing period dramas in the discord, lads

[catchymemes]

[dicksmasher]

THE CAT LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM I’m dead

[alivehouse]

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

[alivehouse]

artistic rendition

[ceekari]

All capital letters should have a leveled-up form

So far I’ve got

ladder letters: A, E, F, H, T

humpback B’s and P’s get as many bumps as you think they need

circle O’s, you just keep spiraling in til you feel like you’ve made your point

tree letters branch into smaller versions of themselves ad nauseum: X, Y

spider Q’s, so many legs

Please add your own unsettling godtier capitals!

[catgirltoes]

New alphabet dropped!

[ceekari]

oh my god, it’s beautiful

(future handwritten notes are gonna be so wonderfully cursed now, thank you! :D )

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

well it’s going to take some getting used to, @ceekari (don’t mind the redacted letter between T and U)

But I think i’ve taken a real shine to it! 

[modmad]

recursive

[arkaine-spell]

So i may have done a thing in an insomnia fueled jaunt into insanity.

find an .otf of the font here

[idlnmclean]

This is how new alphabets get invented.