'Twas well writ.

Mary! She/her, 30something. Mostly inactive, though I’m a chronic lurker. I like movies and pretty art. my own art blog can be found here, though I don't update it nearly as much as I should. The best place to find my current work is my Artfight account, Keirelo (feel free to add me! I don’t bite and like to attack my followers)

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[cm8x-insanity]

I couldn't get these two and their dynamic out of my head, @gallusrostromegalus I doodled them (guessed on their collars)

[gallusrostromegalus]

OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[daggersoliloquy]

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

[martyfive]

this one is for Juniper Blessing.

this isn’t about mermay, really. you can grab the free png on my patreon. print it out if you can and remember her name.

[sandmandaddy69]

[captain-talla]

Hey it's me explaining the joke. This gets infinitely funnier when you realize that this is the art for a magic the gathering card named homicidal seclusion.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Leave him alone, he's enjoying his meal. Too cute!

[killtheboyband-deactivated20220]

[ghaterrecha]

I need people reblogging this without context to know that this is literally a quote from the tv show Hannibal.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[lornaka]

I like how this wip looks at this stage, so I thought I'd just post it

[edgebug]

it means so much to me that rocky's lead puppeteer james ortiz got to voice him and got like. full billing right next to ryan gosling in the opening credits. and he's gotten to do interviews and red carpet appearances and talk about puppetry and it's all being taken so seriously just like he's any other type of actor. gonna make me cry fr. like they could have gotten some famous person to be rocky's voice to try and pull more star power but. they went with the guy who acted him. and like of course they did. like there he is. how could they do anything else. he's right there and he's perfect

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[themoorishwitch]

[virusfrog]

The librarian on duty

[thememedaddy]

[evergreen-femme]

[inatcanids]

Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes)

Observed by irkuem, CC BY-NC

[foxpost-generator]

where the fuck did you get that

[the-big-mood]

"Where do you see yourself in 40 years?"

me:

[ralfmaximus]

"While I was trying to photograph the Northern Lights in the wee hours of the morning, my cat decided to photobomb the picture. Since I had the camera’s shutter speed maxed out, it ended up leaving a sort of ghostly image of my cat in the photo."

Photographer: Kristie Kohn

[naamahdarling]

Oh WOW what a lovely portrait!

[fallout-lou-begas]

it's finally that time of the year again for the clinically depressed newscaster describing february with disco elysium music

[fallout-lou-begas]

what is the single best line in this video

it's a month that doesn't hold up life any better than it really is

something great happened here but it's over with and that's the way february is

like the desperate flinging off of something that's not true anymore

the expedition is getting desperate. people are throwing things aside

this looks like a place where people who are being punished are sent

nobody is tap dancing or breaking into a rogers and hammerstein song

theyre just barely able to get across the street and hunker over a bowl of chili

most of the birds who can afford it have flown to florida

it's as if there's some awful truth out there in the trees

something that's been bothering you for a long time is out there. what is it?

to hide the bleakness of feb., man invented valentine's day. also mardi gras.

what other month can host a holiday designed to remind us we're all gonna die?

Voting ended onFeb 11

character limit forced me to paraphrase

[craymor1]

yeah,

[lackadaisycats]

February in St. Louis. (And in our hearts.)

[teaboot]

Hey babe, are you a book? Because I kinda wanna break your spine

[teaboot]

Are you a furby? Because I'm doing everything I can to turn you off

[teaboot]

Are you. A bottle. Cause I want to throw you in the ocean. to send a message

[teaboot]

Are you. Marijuana? Cause I wanna plant you in my backyard. and lie to the cops about it.

[teaboot]

You must be vodka. The way my affiliates could arrange for you to be smuggled across eastern europe in a series of small, discrete packages

[teaboot]

You are.... a spider. The way you are widely disliked across multiple continents for reasons that appear irrational but likely stem from a primitive survival instinct

[teaboot]

You must be a prion the way you're still capable of fucking with my head after I lit you on fire

Are you a spoon. Because I think if I bring you home you'll end up in my roommate's bedroom

You're like a new MRI machine they way you need someone to put you in the hospital

You and I could be a miracle. The way we could never be a thing without the interference of a god

You have me feeling like a fly. The way I need to desperately throw myself at the nearest window

Looking at you is like staring into the sun. It feels bad and the longer I do it the worse it gets

You remind me of my dad

[teaboot]

Baby you're like the ocean. Because you're cold, salty to the point of being toxic, and have driven countless men to madness and despair

Girl are you a three legged wardrobe cause you are just the worst dresser

You remind me of an exotic flower the way you keep killing house cats

You make me believe in destiny. The way my struggles to divert you seem futile

Honey are you from Tennessee? Because your crime rate is 63% above the national average

My man is like a cup of coffee, the way his existence is highly dependant on inhumane business practices

If loving you is a crime, then send me to jail. For unrelated charges. So I can get away from you

[isalikescherriesandblue]

Who hurt you teaboot?

[teaboot]

You want that list alphabetical or in ascending order of severity