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Every now and then @f1vegas will remind me that kent parson exists and I experience a flash of psychosis again

#omgcp #kent parson #jack zimmermann #jackparse #I gave Jack a 91 because I can’t stand the sight of a skater wearing 1 #what if we were boys and underdeveloped characters together #my art

balaclava-trismegistus

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

etheltempest

whirlpool-blogs

Denver: Yeah, I think Trevor obviously would be probably the first guy, just for going out of his way to take me into his house. And he's been great with everything, kind of teaching me the way.

Alex: I'd say Zegras the most. Obviously TK is - he's been talking to me too, but Z's really been trying to help me out.

Porter: We pretty much just spent most of our time over at Ziggy's place. I think I was there every single day of the year when I came. Me, Barks, and Bumper are kind of crashing there right now. So yeah, he's another awesome guy, kind of took me under his wing, teaching me the ins and outs about the league.

yourtryhard

hyggles

pat verbeek: please don't sign the offer sheet please

daniel brière: papa longue-bitte vient d'atterir en anaheim baby

oedipalrivalry

being a team sports fan really is like oh what if you stanned the ship of theseus

unalivejournal

Nobody knows if writing a story is possible

walkingfast

counting down the days until sharks hockey

2colde

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

washedupkam

denver and porter weighing the pros and cons of making alex aware that dev camp was a choice because ultimately he would go with them but it would take some convincing and dealing with groaning about how it's his "fifth one!!!!" on alex's end and so they come to the conclusion to just say that it's not a choice and that the management explicitly said they NEED to be there so alex is like ok whatever. and then in the interviews after day one both porter and denver directly say or imply that coming here was a choice meanwhile alex is like why the fuck are you asking me if i chose to be here what a stupid question

dogg-meat

computah show me a way out that isn’t through

hopeless-eccentric

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

sunscratched

if you're an nhl fan and not a pwhl fan you don't have to post about the pwhl. it's literally fine. i would be much happier if many of you just let pwhl fans talk and didn't make posts in our tags about how awesumm you think it is that women can play hockey now 🥺🥺 and goshh all these women are so pretty LOL all the nhl players are ugly and these women are so ethereal and nice to look at :)) they're just so pretty lalalala :)) you wish the nhl was queer like the pwhl lol lesbians play sports lol these women are so pretty beautiful etc yes i have every fourth liner on my teams' stats memorised no i could not tell you what position that female player whose appearance i've posted about seven times in a row plays, i wish i could get into woho but this but that but the other it's okay. it's actually okay. you don't have to perform your guilt for us. you can just not watch women's hockey but stop posting about not watching women's hockey in the women's hockey tags. thank you

sunscratched

THANK YOU prev for your tags. the two most kudosed woho rpf fics on ao3 are heated rivalry fics with real life pwhl players sort of existing in the background. every day i see bullshit about how shane hollander would loveee the pwhl & ilya would be so supportive of women's hockey & aww imagine them meeting the players and donating to girl's hockey and watching pwhl games and it's all about them and and i feel like i'm stuck in a torture chamber run by benevolent misogynists