Just A Cactus

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[naike24fr]

[gondwana]

The enemy's parasociality vs our diva worship

[martypantone]

Does it ever drive you crazy?

[cutebrini]

who else up having #thoughts

[joss-the-boss]

save me butch lesbian ryan leonard 🙏🙏🙏🙏 … butch!ryleno save me .. 🙏🙏

[lailesbian]

so moved like ughhh her aura.....

[lizottage]

every time i see a video of kris letang working out it's like

[tetrisfag]

my stomach hurts from laughing bro heard you

[raccoonmilf]

When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.

Now, at 29, I’m lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because I’m so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.

Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.

[raccoonmilf]

I know your research is really important and I appreciate all you are doing but this is so fucking funny

[figcactus]

Apologies in advance to the people who followed me for wm, I fear everything in progress right now is denver barkey and kklaila, all the wm stuff I was trying to work on lacked juice and pizzazz

[probablily]

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

[jesperwallstedts]

Montreal Canadiens @ Buffalo Sabres ⤷ May 18, 2026 | Second Round Game 7 post game interview

[halfcourts]

Loving The Timberwolves When They’re Good (Or Bad) - Hanif Abdurraqib for The New Yorker

[sirfuckhead]

i don’t bet on losing dogs i bet on winning dogs. they’re just having a bad day. i’m sure they’ll win next time

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[molemorgue]

stupid wuppyog

[bobbysox]

"are you ok with mutuals dming?" my mutuals can keep me as their pet if they want