Challo, my name is Inigo Montoya.

Stop saying that! In other news: interesting and pretty stuff, food, funsies, things I like... 

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Pippin: I didn’t think it would end this way.

Gandalf: End? No, the journey doesn’t end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it. White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.

Pippin: Really?

Gandalf: Well, I mean, I’m immortal. So for me, yes. For you, I have no idea. You probably just die. But yes, I’ll get to go to that green country. Yay for Gandalf. 

[liebelesbe]

my favorite prefix in german is "er-", meaning "to death" <3

[liebelesbe]

trinken -> to drink | ertrinken -> to drown

schießen -> to shoot | erschießen -> to shoot to death

würgen -> to choke | erwürgen -> to choke someone to death

stechen -> to sting | erstechen -> to stab to death

etc etc :]

[german-enthusiast]

*stechen -> to stab (as well, not just sting)

schlagen -> to hit | erschlagen -> slay (also: overwhelm)

drücken -> to press | erdrücken -> to crush

etc.

[daylightsavingcrime]

Completive transitive "er-" my beloved! It has a less productive counterpart in non-lethal transitive "an-".

anschießen -> to shoot non-fatally

anfahren -> to hit (but not run over) with a vehicle

[thatswhywelovegermany]

hängen -> to hang | erhängen -> to hang until dead

frieren -> to feel cold, to freeze | erfrieren -> to freeze to death

[official-german-puns]

zählen -> to count | erzählen -> to count until dead

klimmen -> to climb | erklimmen -> to climb until dead

warten -> to wait | erwarten -> to wait until dead

fahren -> to drive | erfahren -> to drive someone dead

finden -> to find | erfinden -> what I just did here

[faremises]

⛄ THE SIMS 2 (2004) dev. Maxis

[geopsych]

Sweetgum, Liquidambar styraciflua. They’re beautiful this time of year.

[aeshnacyanea2000]

The Emperor wasn't simply at Death's door but well inside the hallway, admiring the carpet and commenting on the hatstand. And you didn't have to be a political genius to know that when someone like that died, scores were being settled before he'd even got cold. Anyone he'd publicly called a friend would have a life expectancy more normally associated with things that hover over trout streams at sunset.

-- Terry Pratchett - Interesting Times

[smallmariofindings]

Officially licensed Question Block-themed suitcase cover from Japan.

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[randomitemdrop]

Item: suitcase that can only be opened by head butting it from underneath, by throwing a turtle shell at it, or sometimes by thwacking it on the side with a raccoon tail or cape

[geopsych]

not a whisper of wind

[findaprilsaveapril]

Hula time!

It was so fun seeing the islanders in costume!

(Since I can't post it elswhere lol)

[thefankid]

“What is sticking in your foot is a Mitzy ‘Pretty Lucretia’ four-inch heel, the most dangerous footwear in the world. Considered as pounds per square inch, it’s like being trodden by a very pointy elephant. Now, I know what you’re thinking: you’re thinking, ‘Could she press it all the way through to the floor?’ And, you know, I’m not sure about that myself. The sole of your boot might give me a bit of trouble, but nothing else will. But that’s not the worrying part. The worrying part is that I was forced practically at knifepoint to take ballet lessons as a child, which means I can kick like a mule; you are sitting in front of me; and I have another shoe.”

- Going Postal, Terry Pratchett 

[german-enthusiast]

the beauty of compound words:

"Altes Huhn, das keine Eier mehr legen kann"

-> old chicken that cannot lay eggs anymore

"Eierlegende Eierlegende am Eierlegende"

-> Eierlegende - egglaying

-> Eier-Legende - egg legend

-> am Eier-leg-Ende - at the egg-laying-end

[saimusage]

Ruth Wilson as Jane Eyre in "Jane Eyre" 2006 version.

[aishiteru-kenshin]

Rain on Lilypads |  LW Lau

[findaprilsaveapril]

You´ve heard of pink soup - get ready for

red soup...

I don´t think that goes well together :/

Care to join me for a swimming session in the toxic blood pool?

[danndesigns]

[violet-hady]

Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.

[unexplained-events]

Faces carved into the walls of the Paris Catacombs

[m3n4c3v35537]

Frenchmen be like “this pitch black cave full of skeletons is not scary enough, I must make it worse”

[der-ewige-retard]

[official-german-translationen]

Letis: Hinfort! Niemand betritt das Reich des Letis! Ich: Letis, Letis, Letis, mein Süßer……verirrter, kleiner Weltenlenker. Du übersiehst dabei eine nicht besonders nennenswerte, aber umso wichtigere Einzelheit.

DU GEHÖRST MIR!!

[theonlybegottensim]

It's like EA revived Sims 2 using the Ressurect-O-Nomitron but only paid less so now it has risen from abandonware as a zombie.

[grilledcheese-aspiration]

this is the best fuckin analogy ive seen about this yet