Lurking At The Edge Of Fandoms

They/Them/Theirs Pansexual/Polyamorous Practicing Pagan

[fire-kitty-lol]

I’ve been told I should post some shit about me and pin it?

Welp, here we go!

I was born in 2004 (I’m not coming back here to change my age every year) and going to get a degree in Horticulture , I like to think I’m pretty chill 🙃

I’m Pansexual, Polyamorous, and Non-binary / Genderqueer (because dysphoria go brrrr)

My page is a safe space for LGBTQ+ and minorities of all ages! (If you are one of those bastards -looking at you pedos and zoophiles- who pretend to be lgbtq or of a minority get off my page or I will report you)

I write Fanfic for Hollow Knight, though I do have original works in the making, along with stuff for other fandoms. (Ao3 - FireKittyLOL)

I have a love of all things reptiles, amphibians, and plants. Space is also neat.

Musical theater nerd and a Choir kid. Overall weird.

Uh, yeah. Ask questions if you wanna, I guess.

[gutsygills]

mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

[tobiasdrake]

I ran into this post years ago and to be honest, it has completely reoriented the way I engage with food.

Like. I’ve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.

But now I’m just like.

Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I don’t.

Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?

Pizza’s been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyone’s enjoying the pizza, but if we don’t want “everyone” to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.

That’s just. That’s how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you don’t make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what can’t be preserved before the dust can.

Life-changing.

[the-missing-number]

food doesn’t actually “go bad”, it just gets eaten by something else first

[the-haiku-bot]

food doesn’t actually

“go bad”, it just gets eaten

by something else first

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[springsgreenleaves]

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

[the-haiku-bot]

Yes, but also, I

am begging you on bended

knee, paragraph breaks.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dinzeeyz]

bro... how far would you go to save me bro...

[fire-kitty-lol]

Another little guy

[fire-kitty-lol]

Little guy

[sunnfl0w3rr]

nobody:

tumblr when Ides of March:

[herpsandbirds]

[azulcrescent]

[Monhun fancomic] Mon hun bows

The stealth archer archetype is infamous for popping up independently in many different games, and just generally just stays as far away as possible while plinking at their enemies. Not mon hun bows tho. They're basically melee weapons with how far up the monsters' faces they are lol. In Rise, you even counterhit with a melee when you dodge past an attack, which is pretty awesome.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and yet

[twinkiefairy]

I love this because if I were to write a literary novel in the Western cannon that described the image of an apple with a chunk bitten off, any high school English student would tell you it is a Bible reference meant to represent the source of all evil and downfall of humanity and YET 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[hungry-hobbits]

not to screenshot a twitter post but please look at this animal

"is that ok . "

[king-incarnadine]

Come Dream a Little Dream

Dictionary Sketch, "Lunar"

[ratcandy]

sorry if someone’s already done this it wouldn’t leave me alone I hate this stupid meme

[important-animal-images]

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[shisabun-art]

Vanilla please. You're worrying your friends....