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@firemaster11
Dear tumblr
Hi! My name is firemaster711 and I'm studying General arts and science and technology and I am a true innovator and futurist I want to make my own video games I believe in tech that actually lasts which I hope to make one day with the help of the games I make I promise to be an ethical billionaire
you cannot convince me illegal immigration is a real problem and I'm sick of pretending it is. yk when you were a kid and you got mad at your sibling for crossing an imaginary line that you drew in the car? that's what you're doing right now except you're actually killing people over it
the problem millennials + older have with trying to understand the 67 meme is that they keep trying to compare it to past funny numbers.
listen. 67 is not 69. it's not 420, or 21, or 42.
it's E.
you remember this shit?
it's this. 67 is E.
Let’s have technical difficulties with mama
“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”
— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech
Everyone should be aware of nitter.net
for any address to twitter you can replace the “x.com” with “nitter.net” and you will be able to browse as if you have an account. Lifesaver.
Similarly, imginn.com works for most Instagram addresses. I still haven’t found one for Facebook.
this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink
cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011
journey to the center of candace is 100% candace's fault who the fuck eats a sandwich they find abandoned on the floor of their garage
you people are insane so youre telling me if you walked outside your front door one day and saw THIS
you would simply walk over and eat the fucking sandwich no questions asked??????????
listen i couldn't take a photo inside the garage because it's not my garage i just put a sandwich in front of the first garage i saw but yOU ARE MISSING THE POINT IT WAS ON THE GROUND. FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG.
and her brothers are PHINEAS AND FERB.
therefore it is of my opinion that candace is Not allowed to be mad at them for the invasion of her large intestine, because SHE ate an unattended sandwich off the FLOOR. thank you for coming to my ted talk, your honor.
I fully support your interpretation of this but hang on back up
What do you mean that's not your garage?
OP out here in the wild just putting a plate with a grilled cheese sandwich down in front of random people's houses for a Tumblr post
Op better not be mad when the homeowner comes and eats their grilled cheese sandwich off the ground
i can't even really defend myself here because i literally did eat that grilled cheese after i took this picture and that plate was on the ground for easily the same amount of time that isabella's plated grilled cheese was on the ground for BUT to be fair i never took my eyes off that grillt cheese so i knew for a fact there were no little boys in miniture submarines in my cheese. but like yeah
How would you know? There could have been little boys in miniature submarines already on the floor, that moved onto your sandwich while you took that picture! Little boys in miniature submarines are an ever present risk.
This reads like an ancient post but it was written 22 hours ago
Phineas and Ferb Heritage Post
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Grilled cheese heritage post
you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed
“No, your grandma didn’t speak in tongues, but she did sob. You called her a dipshit.”
do i really have to be alive every day
Me stepping out of the optometry office after slamming four lokos with the doctor and immediately meeting the love of my life (but I have social anxiety)
@shadowblade8192 this cat encapsulates how I imagine your anxiety better than any emoji you've posted. You should steal it.
wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww
yuo cant say this during plague month
pride month. pharohs curse got me
after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby
a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry
dealing with people who are spacing out
DON’T: -hit them -yell at them -wave in their face in excess
DO: -say their name once or twice -tap them gently and if they don’t respond, -wait patiently for them to snap back into reality
this still applies yo
As someone who disassociates quite a lot, this is useful information
when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".
made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied
ALTmade this into
a gif bc i liked it
so much. shark Denied
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
