Eliana

[fishisnotcool-blog]

In my head Ilya regularly jokes about getting Jane tattooed on his body before they’re outed and then Shane gets drunk one night and gets a Lily tattoo and Ilya loses his fucking mind when he sees it

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[awaiting-my-clearest-skies]

[scunthotter]

Ilya and Shane would think it was so romantic if they had compatible blood types.

[c4pt41nxoxo]

i am probably not the first person to think this but Like Him by Tyler the Creator was written for Natalie Goodman.

[normal-thoughts-official]

ladies, if she

likes caviar and cigarettes

is well versed in etiquette

is extraordinarily nice

shes not your girl. shes a killer queen, gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser bean, guaranteed to blow your mind

[rapidashrider]

[cocainesocialist]

lilith here making the iron clad case for free public transport

[kosmogrl]

I will make a beautiful life for myself no matter how long it takes. I will I will I will

[eugeniedanglars]

shane and ilya drunk as fuck after winning the cup with the centaurs hanging off each other in the bar and yelling “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH” “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH” “WE SHOULD GET MARRIED AGAIN” “FUCK YES WE SHOULD” “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH” ad nauseam

[gayhockeyshow]

[sandmandaddy69]

[liltoaster]

[casket2-deactivated20251011]

*Entering kindergarten classroom* Tell me five hobbies everyone has that AREN’T consuming media. Exactly, no idea how to engage with the real world *sees blues clues playing* you know that’s all pre-recorded slop right? Steve can’t hear you. and dogs aren’t even blue. This is the death of media literacy…

[dailyhudsonwilliams]

via by.aikaflores

[vesnuszki]

i just looove the image of ilya sliding into shane’s hole and then immediately stopping all movement when he bottoms out. he closes his eyes and takes a couple of deeps breaths and shane is looking back at him like 😠 why’d you stop??? come on baby i neeeeed you (whiny) meanwhile ilya is fighting for his life & also to not blow his load right there and then like please….just give me a second….

this happens at least once a week years into their marriage btw

[vesnuszki]

@ooihcnoiwlerh EXACTLY

[cogentranting]

Observed today:

Two little girls playing gently with a daddy long legs.

Girl 1: can it die?

Girl 2, in a calm happy even tone: of course. Like all living things it can and must die.

[nicolegendary]

the parallel drawn between ilya and his mom isn't meant to be subtle. she was so funny and beautiful. she was so sad. my dad was so hard on her. she would've loved you like i love you. so when ilya says he doesn't want shane to think she was weak, that line makes me want to scream. he has so much shame around his depression when it comes to shane. he doesn't want shane to think He is weak. (spoilers) he spends all of tlg keeping his issues secret from shane because he's determined to "fix" it on his own so shane never has to know, ilya never has to be a failure or an inconvenience to him. so in the end when he is finally in a place to come out and say listen if you're going to commit to me you need to know that i'm like my mom and i might always be - and for shane to just hear him and say well i'll be right here - is a massive release of shame for ilya

[muppetshow2026]

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

[getbentdaily-deactivated2025122]

"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".

The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.

[muppetshow2026]

will you ever forgive me

[muppetshow2026]

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

[tobiasdrake]

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider

[dogpuppy]