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salsa. they/them. 26. aroace. all reblogs of various things im into.

[aroundmeblackbats]

when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.

[spiralstaircased]

Color theory: there are several colors

[charl0ttan]

types of guns rated by their names

machine gun- 0/10. all guns are

shotgun- 0/10. all guns do

revolver- 10/10 fuck it sure is

[sea-salted-wolverine]

My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

I would like to clarify that this animal self feeds and is not being denied breakfast by my sleeping in. He doesn't do this to anyone else. Everyone else simply gets increasingly invasive headbutts and even thats a fairly rare occurence. This fucking cat needs to cuddle with me specifically, And he is decided that the best way to do it is to gently shove his claws underneath my eyelashes and pull. There is no way I can train him out of this because believe it or not shoving your fingers in somebody's eyes to wake them up has the desired reaction.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

We have come to a compromise. One that neatly illustrates the reason I'm not wearing an eyemask.

If I have a hair tie on my wrist, my darling sweet baby boy, love of my life and apple of my eye, can gingerly dig his teeth underneath and grab it in his mouth and then back up. and pull. And Snap the hell out of me with the elastic. Again, he is very gentle and precise, there are never teeth touching my skin. This is not a fluke, he managed this several times in various circumstances and positions.

This is worse than a toddler. We are approaching diabolical machinations hitherto undreamt of by domestic felines.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

Behold, Prince Shithead himself.

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

[thebeastofblackmoor]

they went sooo unnecessarily dark for Ghost of Thornton Hall you just have to respect it. everyone is so fucking miserable and doomed and for what? a children’s PC game? yes PLEASE

[sashasylva]

I feel like when people talk about aro/ace people, something that isn't brought up a lot is loneliness. I feel like a lot of the time people think or equate being aro/ace with being okay with being alone. And I'm sure for some people that's true, but... For me, and Im sure there's others too, there's a sense of being left behind, or being left out. I'm 21, and about to graduate university, so theres a big transitional period looming in front of me and my friends, and we all have different ideas of our futures. And I just can't help but think about how I'm sure many of my friends ideal futures involve finding a romantic partner and moving in with them, while my ideal future is to live with a friend or two. Platonic partnership in a way, but mostly just companionship, I just don't want to be alone, I'm desperately lonely and i love my friends so so much. They're in my ideal future, but I can't help but feel like I'm not in theirs. Like maybe they see a future where they room with friends for a bit while figuring things out, but theres always this idea that it'd be temporary, just until you FIND someone 'special', someone 'permanent'. And then I'm alone again.

I get jealous when I see my friends with a SO, I won't lie, but I'd never act on that. I still support them and am happy to see them with someone they love, I would never try and 'steal' someone or anything like that, my issues are entirely Me, its not anyone else's fault or problem. But those emotions still exist, and I still feel like I need to talk about them. This idea that I'll always be second or third or whatever in importance or priority in my friend's futures. I have no way of knowing if thats even true, but it's a constant fear of mine.

So yeah, being aro/ace means you're okay without a romantic/sexual partner, but it doesn't mean you're okay alone. It doesn't mean you're naturally more independent or aloof. I love so so deeply, and I'm scared of always being an aside to those I love.

[moghedien]

love Shadowheart for giving herself a warrior cats name when she was ten and deciding to stick with it for the rest of her life

[ceevee5]

[taykoutmccleod]

my dad took me to see brokeback mountain in theaters because it was not even a little bit promoted as a queer love story, so we had no idea. he was just like "cowboy movie! yeehaw" and then my dad realized what was going on before I did, and we watched people scream and throw food and walk out throwing tantrums, and my very undiagnosed anxiety disorder skyrocketed because of the crowd reaction. my dad asked if we needed to leave, I said the crowd was stressing me out but I was liking the movie. so he said "cool. let them leave and enjoy it in peace" which is what we did, and then I kept watching and I understood™️ and my anxiety did not get better, but on the drive home the only thing dad said was "well! they told a hell of a love story" and he said the nervous dad cackle, and at 14 I didn't get him very much at all, but I think he knew years before I knew and he was trying to figure out how to tell me it was okay.

[toddstool]

[stuckinapril]

Honestly it boils down to reparenting yourself & rewiring your own neuronal pathways & telling yourself a firm “stop” when you notice your mind slipping down negative loopholes & being present in the moment & enjoying being mid task rather than waiting for it to end & not thinking of inertia as your baseline and natural way of living

[stuckinapril]

I don’t support keeping your shit together anymore. Panic about everything. Start fights with people . Life is too short go absolutely fucking insane

[mosfetransgender-deactivated202]

NEVER LET YOURSELF BE STOPPED BY WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE IF YOU STARTED EARLIER!!!!! THE ONLY TIME WE HAVE IS NOW

[transgenderer]

halloween is black and orange because its about celebrating garfield

[caats]

[tentacleteapot]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[tastylemonbread]

cant have sex with my IOS wife because my dick doesn't fit her portussy so now i have to go to the shitfuck apple store and buy the like 200 dollar strapple

[tastylemonbread]

sitting my white ass down and listening

[brainrotbutobsessed]

Listen, I love Gale as much as the next person, but I fundamentally disagree with the idea that he "seduced a goddess". Heartbreaking as it is, that man was just told, "We are sleeping together now," and was like "yes, ma'am".

A man who compliments your musk and asks all the other companions, "Does Tav like me?" "Am I hot?" did not RIZZ a goddess into a relationship. I'm sorry that is just the reality.