FLOOFY

i kinda Lurk ngl. so if I'm commenting on your stuff be very honored! /jk anyways i forget to click on pages alot when doom scrolling so if i interact with you but you aren't comfortable just let me know I'll send an apology and will do my best not to interact again 🙃

[slipng]

your dashboard is mothed ི༘ ࿔̥̊ཐི༏ཋྀ󠀮

[flooffydergen]

MOFS!

[karcatgirl-vantas]

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

[skluug]

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.

The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.

I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"

i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.

therefore, the Default Object is:

beautiful

makes a horrendous sound

smells absolutely awful

is very fragile

tastes delicious

and i still cannot think of anything that matches this

[and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree]

behold, the default object!

[ospreyonthemoon]

DEFAULT OBJECT FOUND

[babblingblueberry]

behold a man

[paramouradrift]

Diogenes would be so proud, y'all

[flooffydergen]

Y'all have far too much time upon your hands

[flooffydergen]

ARTFIGHT!!! RAWR I'M COMING AFTER WHO I WANT!! EQUAL RIGHTS EQUAL FIGHTS!! ARTFIGHTS!

All but the shadow milk dragon is ft on my artfight

[brittle-doughie]

Candy Apple may not be redeeming herself story-wise, but gameplay-wise…

[flooffydergen]

Okay my silly daughter

[stell9988]

👀

[flooffydergen]

Well candy apple you came out of the burningcheese gacha so meh I'll be here if i want to

[insertsaddict]

Gonna not anon here but may we please get some silly stuff about interactions our tired human has had with literally any cookie at all. Like really weird ones or funny haha ones i genuinely love your work it makes me happy stim and daydream almost nonstop about the scenarios and headcannond plus the random story prompts! Please and thank you!

Once they trust you, a lot of young, brave Cookies (like GingerBrave and his friends) make a challenge out of climbing up to your shoulder! They'll race against each other, while you keep an eye out...ready to catch any of them that slip. (And then maybe nudge them just a little higher than where they'd fallen from...)

Dark Cacao will sometimes ask you to look across his kingdom and its borders...since you can see so far, he appreciates it if you tell him anything that seems out of the ordinary.

If you're near the Hollyberry Kingdom, Hollyberry might host a festival around you, that way you can enjoy some of the festivities with them! She'll also challenge you to drinking contests...of course she never wins, but she has a great time with you.

Pitaya Dragon absolutely tries to spar with you! And really, they're probably the greatest challenge you might actually face, since they're so much larger than a Cookie. Sure, you can still wrestle them into submission, but it does take some effort.

[flooffydergen]

Did a little thingy for the bugy stuff Floofy bug.

@lilybug-02 thanks for getting me into hollowknight and silksong stuffs <3

A gif of floofy being a mischievous buggy

[insertsaddict]

What does Black Forest Cookie think of the Lazy Human? Are they safe currently..?

They've met! Black Forest is hoping that you're the one she's been waiting for, and us just waiting for the word for your wedding to happen!

[stvreqm-saturn]

Hey guys. This is most of the AU. It's not complete. Indeed, its just been a journey. A new beginning. These 3 months were amazingly brutal. Constantly making videos, and the daily uploads were worth it. The views, the supportive comments, and overall? The people who stayed since the beginning. And I have to thank all of them. All of YOU. Thank YOU for making this possible. Without you, I would be a barely known creator, barely passing 1k views. You guys helped me. Endlessly. I am just yapping rn, just writing whatever is on my mind. I am baffled. Really. Collectively, all the parts have surpassed 150k views!

I have gotten a lot of people who have recognised me online, and it just proves my journey as a creator. I've done my dream, collabing with my favorite comic dubber @limecookie2 , joining more voice projects, and showing my passion for singing online. I also have another collab coming up soon, so stay tuned! Fix a Beast was just the start of this channel. The reason why I'm decently known. There's so much more to come, and my channel is a hub. A home. I love to show myself on here, my true, chaotic, loud self. I feel heard. Yall love it when I yap, and a few have even tuned into my crk tips, and my funny lives!

There's just so much to say about my channel that i just cant say in words. You do not know how grateful I am to have a fanbase like you.

I want to appreciate @fishymom-art here. She's the one who made the entire AU, and I've just merely dubbed it. No one has done more work than her. Like genuinely. All of you guys are not just my fans, but hers as well. Indirectly (or directly, idk) shes helped my channel SUBSTANTIALLY. She's also put up with my stupid ass which I'm surprised for 😭🙏

So yeah. Oh god. I'm just like...omg. idk what to say, really. Like. Oh. My. God. AHHHHHHHH-

Also link to the animation shown at 1:07:49 : https://youtu.be/675bq7ldDhs?si=emtj40BUaVHamTLU

Credits to @fishymom-art as the artist!

[fishymom-art]

THIS IS FOUR HOURS LONG HOLY SHIT

This is absolutely insane btw, thank you, man 🧡👏🏽

[flooffydergen]

YIPPEEE!!!

[flooffydergen]

May the fourth be with yall

[lemonsweet]

Very fascinated by this Walmart shirt. Could they not use the actual phrase or something? It's not even specifying "when you're mean to me" it's just when you're mean in general this particular bunny gets hurt. She carries all suffering. This bunny experiences all evil in the world.

[flooffydergen]

JESUS?! MY MAN MY GUY MY BROTATOE WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!? THEY'VE GONE AN ISIKIED YOUR ASS INTO A RABBIT!!!!!!

[were-ralph]

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

[flooffydergen]

They don't ship Cringe evil at all and are very homeopathic

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[flooffydergen]

EXCUSE ME!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I JUST GOT DONE FIGHTING TEMPTATION AND A VERY VERY LONG BATTLE AGAINST DEPRESSION WE ARE STILL IN THE WAR JUST AT A STALEMATE STFU !! 😭😓😠

[grootficguy]

“Every Pokemon is someone’s favourite” I’m making a spreadsheet to see if this is true. Reblog with your favourite Pokemon in the tags.

Here’s the spreadsheet in-progress

[grootficguy]

Ok, mother of GOD that's a lot of responses and I am but one man with Excel. I'll update these ASAP but also some rules:

A Pokemon only counts for itself, not its evolution line.

A Pokemon with multiple forms (like Zygarde) will only be counted for the specified form. A Pokemon with multiple appearances (like Spinda, Vivillon, Sylvally, etc.) count for all their appearances.

I'm literally doing this as a testament to my own depression that not everyone is lovable, so add that to the weight of this post's meaning.

[thatidiotutartist]

[flooffydergen]

Saw the rules. All of them.

[fishymom-art]

it's 2:46am and I made a short uquiz LMAO

Fix a Beast AU is an AU comic based on Cookie Run Kingdom made by FishyMom (fishymom-art on Tumblr) aka me. This quiz doesn't require much

it's just for fun and to be silly, so have fun with it XD

edit: the descriptions at the end are more for the character than a real person tbh. so if you think they're on the nose, it's because they are. also why is everyone getting smilk and no one is getting sugar

[flooffydergen]

... I'm

.. not surprised

Honestly it fits

[flooffydergen]

I'm sick and delirious. Thinking about vampires with allergies.

A high end noble vamp having to gently tell their coven leader they can't eat the beautiful shirmp and crab dish that is the coven leaders favorite because sadly vampirism can't cure allergies and they are allergic to shellfish

Vampire:*sneezes* "argh allergies bleh."

Human friend who knows:"bro not even vampirism can cure allergies?!"

Vampire:"no. You can not escape allergies even as an immortal creature of the night."

[sylvieserene]

Pure Vanilla Cookie's Soul Jam's Light of Truth got no chill 💀

This came in mind while I was writing a new chapter for my PureLily fic: Love is like a Poison 💀 (completely unrelated to this btw 😭)

[ghostpebble]

BRO THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING ITS NO WONDER HES A MARTYR

[jidem]

Don't the soul jam literally speak to them with their own voice? I think it's the opposite : PVC has no self estime, so his soul jam is GOING AFTER HIM

[flooffydergen]

the Soul jam of truth is Gordon Ramsay confirmed??? (New head Cannon about Pure vanilla's eating issue Gordon Ramsay yells at him Everytime he tries because nothing is up to standard)