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Hi im probably insane. That is torally my name yes.

Anyways i want those flavoured candles so take this

:3

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every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg

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I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight

flyingman0211

Scheduling this for next year

I’m so gonna forget about this

tahthetrickster

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

pastabot

today is not my birthday

pastabot

reblog if your birthday is not today

sensoryscorpio

jarona my ass. GET YOUR TWINK SELF OUTTA MY TUMBLR FEED

floydetheflowerdragon

They're eating my flesh!

alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

sarostheghostcat

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

wafflebloggies

moon day is 20th July!!!

silly-jellyghoty

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

sashaforthewin

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

kitsuneofthemist

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

superpeanutgarden

Moon day Monday is SOON!!!!!

pipluprox

IS THE PIPLUP

YOUR FAVORITE POKEMON?

VERY GOOD

AND NOW

FOR

PIPPED LUP S

Piplup is indeed my favourite Pokémon

Idk what you mean by the second half of that though

floydetheflowerdragon

I AM SORRY

theerraticace

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

possums-against-cops

this post must be reblogged by everyone

laciffo-natas

I hate ‘reblog if you think’ posts, but alas, I do in fact think that they/them/theirs is valid

nug-offical-deactiv

some people think it’s not?

terra-nightgale

OMG I CAN HAZ TUMBLR

so yea, i made a blog and now i need to post stuff XD

flareonfloof

omg finally

terra-nightgale

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

floydetheflowerdragon

You should post a post about posting posts in which you post at least one post

darklightthedragon

reblog to tell your moots that even if they disappear from the face of the earth you will always remember them.

qcharlie

please god watch this right now

fangirltothefullest

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

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