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[floydetheflowerdragon]

Hi im probably insane. That is torally my name yes.

Anyways i want those flavoured candles so take this

:3

[terra-nightgale]

OMG I CAN HAZ TUMBLR

so yea, i made a blog and now i need to post stuff XD

[flareonfloof]

omg finally

[terra-nightgale]

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

[floydetheflowerdragon]

You should post a post about posting posts in which you post at least one post

[darklightthedragon]

reblog to tell your moots that even if they disappear from the face of the earth you will always remember them.

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[floydetheflowerdragon]

This is a test

Testing test

[kitschycritter]

never stop collecting little things that make you happy! rocks! buttons! feathers! flowers! sticks! bugs! bones! never stop!

[yeahthatsdeepshitman]

how did a crow get a tumblr

[peanutbutterpumpkincake-deactiv]

with his fuckin email and a password how’d u get here

[floydetheflowerdragon]

I crawled in through the depths of the floor, actually. Too bad I'm not a crow

[floydetheflowerdragon]

Testing 3: To see if it works

[saturn-flowr]

slime teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Slimes New Roman

[koboldening]

Robber teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Crimes New Roman

[nugget-gender]

wall teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Climbs New Roman

[mx-m29]

citrus teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Limes New Roman

[forgotn1]

poetry teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Rhymes New Roman

[the-breadgirl]

horology teacher: i want this essay in 12 point times new roman

[cellaspider]

Mime teacher:

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

herb teacher: i want this essay in 12 point Thymes New Roman

[minervakarsh]

Dirt teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Grimes New Roman

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Calculus teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Primes New Roman

[skyporf]

aviation teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Flies New Roman

[shreekofjoy]

Finance teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Dimes New Roman

[squizmo333]

History teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Times Old Roman

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[floydetheflowerdragon]

one month late for me T.T

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[askfallen8]

Hey Striker, can I make out sloppy with you?

WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND MAKING OUT SLOPPY

[bisexualcreature-deactivated202]

lvl 1: the plural of octopus is octopuses because the plural version of a word is the word with an s at the end

lvl 2: the plural version of octopus is octopi because if a word ends with "us" the plural version replaces the "us" with "i" e.g. cactus -> cacti and fungus -> fungi

lvl 3: actually, that rule is only for latin words. octopus is a greek word and the correct plural is octopuses or octopodes

lvl 4: actually, language is descriptive not prescriptive. since enough people over time have used octopi as the plural for octopus, it's a valid plural

lvl 5: the plural of octopus is octopeese, like geese

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[pukicho]

here I drew this

[lordfordida]

incredible!!!!!!!!!! id love to see more

[pukicho]

okay

[flat-as-a-board]

pleeeeease make this a merch design

[pukicho]

NEW MERCH TIME + ACTUAL STORE!!!

FINALLY! BIG UPDATE!!! I found a new supplier!! The quality has been IMPROVED GREATLY!

I love the way these look. The print and quality seems to be higher across the board and I can offer more options without odd arbitrary time limits!! Check this out:

WOAHHH! They offer more colors. They use a different, much higher quality printing method so the image won’t disappear after a wash lol. AND I CAN OFFER HATS THAT ARE EMBROIDERED!!

AND LOOK AT THIS FUCKING MUG >>>

I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS MUG.

CHECK OUT THE STORE PLEASE

This is the best way to support me for those who’ve asked, be it support for my music, or for my funny posts! You got until 16th of DEC for pre-Christmas deliveries btw!!! Thanks!

[pukicho]

STILL AVAILABLE

[pukicho]

HEY THESE ARE BACK FOR A LIL BIT!!!

[hi-im-tony]

Receiving my shirt was an experience. It was delivered at 2am last night and when I opened the someone was sprinting away before I could see who delivered it.

[pukicho]

Nice house. Enjoy your shirt.

[floydetheflowerdragon]

I read 'enjoy' as 'now eat' I was like

Yeah Pukicho would 100% people to tell people to eat their shirts

[homunculus-argument]

You dig a big enough hole that water can stay in, it becomes a pond. And once it's been a pond for long enough, fish somehow appear. Even though it's not connected to any other water - hell, consider all the lakes that aren't connected to any other water. How the fuck are there fish? Where do they come from?

One day, something in space is going to look at humans the same way. You go to a new galaxy and there's freaking humans in there, like they just spontaneously manifest on random planets that have the ability to sustain them. All you need is an atmosphere with enough oxygen, some form of water, and that's pretty much all you need before they seem to just pop out of the ground and start terraforming it.

The mystery of the lake fish has been solved, by the way. It's waterfowl. Much like the birds that eat seeds and spread them around, waterfowl consume roe from the water, and while the number of fertilised fish eggs that pass through the digestive system of a duck or wild goose alive and unharmed may be small, it's not zero. A goose will shit in the lake water, and through comes the roe. It happens just often enough that lakes and ponds become - and remain - populated with fish.

Humans don't pop up on unknown planets and and unreachable galaxies on purpose. They couldn't get in there any more than they could get out of there, they have no choice but to claim the most viable-looking planet they can reach and start terraforming it. But how did they even get there?

You see, every once in a while an unfortunate human spaceship gets swallowed by a cosmic duck

[mightymo63]

Some fish are also just able to straight up walk on land

[homunculus-argument]

"They just walked there" is now my favourite theory of "how are lakes populated with fish".

[moonshoesmargo]

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

[moonshoesmargo]

Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.

[homunculus-argument]

Honestly if I had the same kind of a crazy long tongue as some birds do, I would also use it to annoy everyone and everything that doesn't expect me to have a ranged weapon.

[perpetual-blogging-deactivated2]

this will get to the right people