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cassandra || she/her || 30 || risk it for the biscuit

[flystothemotherland]

i started watching naruto for the first time so i decided to paint a mood board of the konoha 12

[yesterdaysprint]

The San Francisco Examiner, California, February 25, 1935

[flaneuriste]

Sometimes I think humankind hasn’t changed at all. 

[drcrowdpleaser]

WHAT IS “DOES”?

[j-train13]

Astronauts are so funny man. Here's just a couple of things I've found hilarious from this past week of space stuff:

It's probably already been spread around here enough already, but in case anyone's missed it; 7 hours after launch, commander Reid Wiseman, dealing with tech issues, uttered the generational quote "I have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one of those are working."

After fixing the issues that were afflicting the onboard toilet, mission specialist Christina Koch (who has quickly become my favourite of the four) laughingly said “I’m the space plumber, I’m proud to call myself the space plumber.”

On Easter Sunday, the Artemis II crew hosted a makeshift egg hunt, by hiding packets of dehydrated scrambled eggs around their Orion capsule.

The way the crew always makes sure to make it very clear they're in space when doing interviews. From stuff like Wiseman just hanging out floating sideways on screen or Koch letting her hair loose so it can freely span out flowing around her.

While in transit, the crew decided to record a parody of those bad 80s sitcom intros where everyone turns and smiles at the camera.

When the crew reached the furthest point from Earth in the mission, they jokingly clambored over each other in an effort to get to the far side of the capsule, so that they could individually claim to be the furthest person from earth.

At the same time, on the ISS which was at the time on the other side of earth, the 7 astronauts onboard had a light-hearted race to the far side of the station, making jokes about being the furthest humans from Artemis.

On the way back to earth, NASA actually managed to establish an audio call between the crews of the ISS and Artemis II (where they shared the above info), and Koch called one member of the ISS crew, Jessica Meir, her "astro-sister" as the two of them previously spacewalker together in 2019. Meir then responded I'm so happy that we are back in space together, even if we are a few miles apart" (a few here being 230,000).

While Jeremy Hansen was doing an interview, Wiseman and Koch were just in the background swatting the mission mascot (a little moon plush toy named Rise) back and forth between each other.

[precariouswizardry]

[calmtonight]

how it feels to see a post containing a vaguely factually inaccurate sentiment about a subject on which you are disgustingly overinformed

[burins]

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

[myth-myth-yeth]

what’s it say?

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[sodiumfreak]

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[gemsrevenge]

17 years ago today.. the biggest rockstar move in history.

The look of satisfaction says everything

[macleod]

There are a lot of photos that were purposefully edited or shot in a way that made it look just absolutely abysmal, but in reality? It was a damn good look.

Should also be noted, this wasn't an entirely spur of the moment thing as everyone tried to make it seem. She had actually scheduled and sat down at her stylists/hair dressers office, and told them she wanted them to shave her head — but they wouldn't do it, tried to convince her not to do it, and so Britney ended up doing it herself, which is why the original photos were rather horrible — she was shaving her head for the first time, not using the proper tools, and didn't get every spot, or anywhere close to even.

I've been shaving my head for ten years now, and it took me a good two years to do it properly, and I still mess up fairly often.

She talked about it in 2008 by saying:

“I was going through so much artificial stuff with my kids and Kevin at the time [her ex-husband had just taken her kids from her]. He’d just left me and I was devastated... People thought that it was me going crazy and stuff like that, but people shave their heads all the time. I was going through a lot, but it was just kind of like me going through a little bit of rebellion, or feeling free, or shedding stuff that had happened, you know?”

[despazito]

sometimes you just gotta pokemon stadium nidoqueen your tiddies

[despazito]

[astronautawry]

New aesthetic: Arctic hares when they're coat is only half done shedding and they look a little fucked up

[is-the-fox-video-cute]

Arctic foxes also do this!

[pizzaback]

“nobody in miami knows how to drive” “nobody in austin knows how to drive” “nobody in chicago knows how to drive” maybe we shouldnt have cars

[tweedlebean]

Maybe we should find people who are good at driving and give them really big cars, and then people can just pay a small fee to be driven around the city. Maybe in a regular loop so people always know where they'll be at certain times of the day.

[red-twist]

But what if those really big cars were also really long and fast?

[anexperimentallife]

And what if they ran on electricity? But what to call them?

[inthefallofasparrow]

Fantabulous Looping Electromnibus!

[tragicallybeautifultiger]

I like the way you think

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

brushing one's teeth... a farewell to treats. good night, sweet delicacies, my mouth knows only tooth paste now. perhaps when a new day breaks we will meet once more

[tinyron]

Manifesting 🙏

[zer0-g]

Like To Charge ❤️

Reblog To Cast 🔄

Reblog To Cast 🔄

REBLOG TO CAST 🔄

[zerosuitsammi3]

The comment section here contains a great block list

[scotty-bear]

[dotjade]

put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

[helila]

[twoblogger-deactivated20260714]

To replace derry girls in the public consciousness channel 4 should make an agonising across the barricades norn iron romance set in the mid eighteenth century between a presbyterian boy and a beautiful girl who is also presbyterian but who goes to a church which hates the boy's (identical) church with the fury of 10000 nuclear bombs for no reason that is ever explained

[twoblogger-deactivated20260714]

The boy indicates that he's maybe becoming friends with this girl and his parents angrily ask him why he can't bring home a nice fenian bastard rather than hanging around one of those [SLUR FOR DISSENTERS WHICH HAS NOT BEEN UTTERED SINCE THE YEAR 1785]