DND and Me

I'm a professional princess, I love Adam driver, I can't digest milk.

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[maretriarch]

haunted dolls are cool not scary like bro there's a friend in there

[maretriarch]

[spacepiratecaptainsexy]

I don't have a haunted doll, but my house has been very haunted ever since I was little. So when I hear a cabinet open I'm just desensitized and I'm like "Please close that, thank you" And sometimes they do, sometimes they don't, and when they don't I'm just casually like "rude". Or when something moves or disappears, I'm like " Don't be touching my belongings please I worked for those, you didn't. I need that thing." And I've had friends witness cups just move across my counter or doors and cabinets open and close and they're astounded when I casually and calmly say "Please close that" Or "Don't you be touching stuff over there" Unfazed and they're always terrified and like "wtf" And my answer is always "They're just people, they were alive once, they know what's up, chill"

[hisoka-the-unicorn-wizard]

BRO WHAT

[anons620371-deactivated20220401]

You heard them, be nice to the ghosts

[fuckyeah2000s]

[theconcealedweapon]

[actualaster]

Where do I sign the petition to replace statues of shitty people with statues of Pikachu

[turing-tested]

the internet HAS been turned into a series of easily swallowable pills for quick consumption and standardization and I don't think it's 'boomery' to discuss how the internet no longer feels like a wild wild west and has been massively gentrified for quick access to anything you could ever want or need and that next hit of dopamine. there is a difference between 'social media bad' and 'our experiences online are increasingly manufactured by algorithms looking to make money from scraping metrics of data about who we are to either sell us stuff or sell who we are to people who will sell us stuff'

[memorydatas]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[memorydatas]

for context:

[dragonquestv]

[an-actual-lion-deactivated20200]

“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”

[leolikesaccountability]

Updated the lesbian flag and added nonbinary, pan, ace, and aro for all your tacky LBGTQ+ barcode needs.

[non-binary-ary]

Hope yall  like my abomination

[thegrimmlovely]

That last one is fucking moving istg

[silverjirachi]

at last. the gaydar

[cargopantsman]

[anathemaegg]

[boo-topia]

I made some blobs for yall

[pissfizz]

A platypus?

[boo-topia]

[pissfizz]

PERRY THE PLATYPUS???

[vampirebitesandbloodvials]

what do vampire bites feel like? I'm a hands on learner btw

[thatonenewdungeonmaster]

[gabitzart]

Showing funny memes to your mom

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[askinnyblackman]

i know i talk about pokemon go a lot but like. the summer of 2016 where pokemon go was released? i’ve never seen anything like it in my life. shit was absolutely insane

[askinnyblackman]

i gave my phone to a stranger who jumped a fence to get a clefairy that was in a restricted area

[riversongandthedaysthatnevercame]

I had a baby that summer and all the pictures we took of him for two whole months include a pokemon

all of them. are. like. this

[transmechanicus]

i wish all trans girls a very kissed on the face by someone they love

[beatmetothesnitch]

i wish all trans boys a very kissed on the face by someone they love

[verajustsaid]

i wish all nonbinary people a very kissed on the face by someone they love

[chandra-telescope]

[kansasjustgotgayer]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[oh2e]

[viridiandruid]

I just realized this is a good rendition of Nani and Lilo

[vykodlak]

I’m pretty sure that as far as “infuriating helmets you’d hate to see before you get stabbed” go, this one is definitely up there

[addiewho]

Up there, yes, but is it really quite all the way at the top?

[bonersquat]

why the fuck weren’t any of these in dark souls

[shitonshitonthatshit]

Makes my heart flutter