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Hello all. My name is Josh. I am 35 and from the United Kingdom. I have always want… Josh Bailey needs your support for Help me to teach overseas

Hello one and all.

I do not really come on tumblr anymore. But maybe just maybe I have some really nice and kind followers who would assist me in following my dream.

It is a bit of shameless begging. But tbh I do not care. I want to try and help a fraction of society if at all possible, and if I have to beg to be able to do that, then so be it.

No, its not helping the people of Ukraine, nor some kid with incurable cancer, but it is ‘something’ atleast.

Click the link please and if you can at all, please donate.

(heres hoping I have a rich af follower who will sort me out quick because trust me, this country - The United Kingdom, is turning shittier and shittier every waking moment)

#gofundme #charity #brazil #brasil #esl #teach #teaching #teach english #sao paulo #donate

fuck-customers

life-of-eris

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

aceofsquiddles

akindplace

Mentalhealthceo

momo-de-avis

Career idea: becoming a gaming streamer whose entire brand is based on the fact that I play like shit and don't care to learn to play well either. I'll pick every flower along the way. I'll loot everything because it's fun and then not sell a single item, I'll just drop them randomly. I will not read a single piece of lore. I will die 17 times because all I do is button smash. I'll wear armour that looks cute and pick weapons based on how cool they look. I'll be so underpowered I'll be killed in a single sweep. I'll keep forgetting characters names. I'll drop myself from high places disregarding fall damage constantly. Just a constant stream of the absolute most annoying dumbass empty-headed idiot shit

wheeloffortune-design

i see the younglings post things like "are you still on tumblr at 30?" and "go take care of your kids instead of reading fics"

and i just feel sad

because you have a bunch of young people who are terrified of getting older.

they think age is going to change them, into something boring, something different, something grey.

and i just want to tell them, reassure them:

you will still be the same person.

isn't it wonderful?

you will love the things you love for so many years. you will find joy in the same things, decade after decade. you will feel the same inside, through all this time.

yes, the body will change. yes there's more responsibilities, less time, even less energy.

but there's no magical age where you stop enjoying that specific story, that specific game, that specific hobby.

but you know what also comes with age?

you have less fucks to give.

wilwheaton

I turn 50 in July. I had this HUGE list of things I had to do, that I absolutely KNEW I had to be, before I turned 30, or I was a total failure. I didn't do any of those things, and it didn't matter. I was CONVINCED that by the time I was 40, my life was basically over. All the fun stuff I liked, all the music I liked, the games I liked to play, all of it was done for some reason, and I would be a Boring Adult. ALL OF THIS IS BULLSHIT. I am here to tell you that when you get older, it's fucking AWESOME. You don't put up with anyone's bullshit. You figure out who deserves your time and attention, and you have the fucking BEST TIME EVER with them. All the time. I still play video games. I still go to concerts. I do everything I can to see and validate and celebrate young people when they come into my life, because I want an entire generation to know that the lies media and advertising tells you about life basically ending at 40 so you'd better buy all the shit they're selling you is GARBAGE. The older I get, the cooler and more awesome my life is. I am still the same punk rock weirdo I was when I was in my 20s, I'm just wiser and more comfortable in my own skin than I was then. Getting older did not do ANY of the things I believed it would do. If I may offer two pieces of advice on the small chance a younger person than me is reading this: take care of your core strength. When you hit middle age, your body is just weaker than it was, and it's easier to hurt yourself. It takes longer to recover from injury, and if I could change one thing, it would be paying more attention to my physical strength. And the only currency, the only thing the ultimately matters in our lives, is choosing to be kind. The world is a cruel place full of awful people. Don't be one of them.

blueeyesatnight

Not only all of this but I lose one "fuck" a year and I am so close to having none at all and when I say THAT IS FREEDOM i just didn't have when I was younger....damn.

affectionate-anarchy

Me and my gf are officially the old bitches at the concert sometimes and who gives a fuck, we can afford it, we like music, why wouldnt we go? People only see their parents be one way and dont realize they have whole interests outside of them now they gotta jump off a building on the eve of their 30th because all their heroes are dying at 21

And not only do we go to the ren faire, concerts, the beach, the rodeo we take every opportunity to dress up. Keep on livin. Or not, lol

momo-de-avis

you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?

momo-de-avis

happy easter, everyone

momo-de-avis

you know Easter is just around the corner cause this post is making rounds again

momo-de-avis

It’s that time of the year again

forever-a-goat-kid

snufkind

everybody loves to talk about velma and daphne but y’all seem to forget that velma and hot dog water from mystery incorporated were obviously gay

friendraichu

h-hot dog water?

jimhensonreject

Her name was hot dog water because her father was a carnival owner and they were so poor she had to bath with the used hot dog water. Also she was murdered by Nazi robots under the command of a Hannibal lector bird Scooby Doo influenced by a cosmic embodiment of horror but then brought back to life when Scooby Doo killed it

crystalistrappedintheinternet

mugasofer

We definitely need to tax the rich to hell and back while capitalism is still a thing, so we don't begrudge everyday people who use this slogan. But in the grand scheme of things, we really gotta be thinking bigger. Individuals shouldn't be able to get Rich in the first place, especially when it's off the backs of the working class both domestic and abroad. Even welfare capitalism/social democracy is bound up with imperialism and exploitation, and so we need to go further.

mentally-homeless

The thing is, taxing the rich was tried already in the US. FDR did it, after 1929 and especially after WW2, to appease a working class that was way more pissed off than it is today. And his legacy was undone in about as long a time as it took to build it. So it's a good idea, but you just can't expect it to stick. The true nature of capitalism will reassert itself. Money is power, and the ruling class won't let you vote away its power.

left-reminders

naslostcontrol

Mutaz Essa Barshim and Gianmarco Tamberi decided to share the title in the men’s high jump.

niihiiil-deactivated20210913

this . :)

balkanica

this is the only sports content you’ll see me posting because it’s so fucking sweet of them

carryonmywaywardcaptain

I went and looked up the clip just to get a better feel for what happened. I knew the ending, I knew what was coming, and I still got chills and almost cried.

THIS IS THE KIND OF WHOLESOME HUMAN CONTENT I LOVE TO SEE ON MY DASH.

chase-your-dreams-away

annathesillyfriend

this is incredible I love it I wish them all the best 🥺🥺

wordsmithic

IT GOT BETTER

bransonreese

throwbackblr

Rugrats (1990-2006)

iwontallowit

pickleston

footponshoulder

I’ll take the Portuguese lessons

carudamon119

audrocur-deactivated20221128

put it back and lets pretend this never existed

skidar

Don’t put it back, its an aggressive invasive species

jeza-red

Christ

aniseandspearmint

That’s a lot of nuggets right there

cervinesatyr-deactivated2021083

can u imagine going noodlin and this chomps down on you oh my god

sisterofsteam

Duuuuude!! Catfish grow to the amount of food there is which means the river these guys came from must be plentiful as fuck, or it’s eating the native species. PSA: do NOT catch and release catfish. The fuckers will screw with the rivers ecosystem if they’re not native to the area. These are the sort of size fish that WILL have a go at eating people as well, they will probs chock but yeah. Catfish have little to no sight, since they’re bottom feeders they scout for food mostly using their feelers, and just swallow whatever they think can fit in their mouths. I watch a lot of Jeremy Wades River Monsters when I’m bored. The shit he films is ridiculous and I love it.

Edit: Cat fish are also cannibals if there’s no other food source.

threesideddream

bad-pianist

Correction: a quick Google search reveals this to be a critically endangered species known as the Mekong Giant Catfish, endemic to Southeast Asia. Also, after roughly a year alive, these fish become herbivores, feeding only on algae and other plants. Absolutely do not fucking catch and kill these.