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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.
I am so utterly fascinated by âSakiâ, the 18-year-running mahjong manga in which you, the reader, become gradually, frog-boilingly aware (over the course of nearly two decadesâ worth of mahjong tournaments) that none of these girls are wearing underwear and most of their boobs are slowly expanding.
I need you to understand that I have, like, an anthropological level fascination with this comic. From the perspective of someone who is also a comic artist and writer, two things delight me about it:
the fact that I understand completely how an artist gets from âthe fans can have a little hint of skirted asscheekâ to âthe pussy is completely out on center pageâ over the course of 18 years; and
the way in which the pussy being out is treated by the characters and diegesis as being utterly unremarkable.
I have so many questions... How does one SUSPECT a manga character isn't wearing underwear? Like, sure, boobs are front and center amd you can see them get bigger panel by panel but how does this work for panties? Are there just that many upskirt shots?
Also how do you keep a manga about Mahjong going for 18 years, what??
Like this, mostly.
The boobs thing is arguably even funnier
I have an important update to this saga:
In chapter 299, the main character unleashes a special attack (???), and immediately after, her boobs DEFLATE BACK DOWN TO A REASONABLE SIZE
And then later in the match, she has to use another special move
And now she's completely flat-chested
In Saki, magical mahjongg power is literally stored in the boobs, which in my opinion is the best possible explanation for all this.
Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.
Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.
parenting commitment level 3000
apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy
You focus on now, and you focus on a single Now. And in your mind, you picture a line, a timeline, split in two - (so, technically, in three â it crosses your mind) â with the two pieces going off in either direction, further and further, exponentially, pulling further and further apart from each other. And then, you just imagine that it was still one. And you open your eyes to the sound of birdsong as you are standing on the fourth floor, your hand still in Nomasâs - and you are not alone. - @deadcanons
Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, Iâm going to be extremely tasteless about it. Itâs going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I donât want any call-outs in my inbox, Iâm stating right now that lines will be crossed.
How disgusting can someone be
I wouldnât even say this about my worst enemy
Forget the fact that its trump. If you agree with this youre fucking evil. Evil literally lives inside you. Wow.
Anyways all of yâall AND the evil that literally lives inside of you are invited to the sick ass house party Iâm throwing when lord dampnut kicks the bucket
I feel like all you Americans need to take a look at what happened here in the UK after Maggie Thatcher died. Because when it comes to tasteless celebrations fuelled by anger and the death of a hated political leader, we REALLY pushed the boat out. We had street parties. We had burning effigies. We pushed âDing Dong the Witch is Deadâ to the top of the charts out of sheer hatred. Bone up kiddos, and I really hope you manage to do that truly American thing, of dramatically outdoing us with your celebrations.
Reblogging for last comment.
With the way this year is going, the sooner it happens the better.
*this can be reblogged every year
Iâm going to make cake. Thereâs going to be fireworks. There WILL be a burnt effigy.
Look, Iâm gonna level with you americans for a second. When old wrinkly and orange kicks the bucket, for once in my life, possibly the only time, Iâll actually want to be able to see the fireworks from across the Atlantic. And I daresay I wonât be the only one. So listen to me and listen closely, cause Iâll only say it once: When the moldy Cheeto bites it, itâs the one and only chance youâll likely have at being loudly, unbearably, obnoxiously American in your celebration and for once, the rest of the world wonât complain.Â
âŚI know I just reblogged this, but that last comment đđ¨đťâđł
Listen Iâm already designing the cake Iâm gonna order from Publix.
I want to see the fireworks from AUSTRALIA, guys. Make it happen.
help
So this showed up on Twitter and
And hereâs that link youâre welcome
âif I cant have my dignity, at least I have something to readâ <- put this on my tombstone
Name: Little Beepo
Skill: Fucking Miserable
Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. Iâll cry if you donât let me have some grease. I need it.
no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good
Little Beepoâs misery is increasing. Little Beepoâs misery is increasing. Little Beepoâs misery is increasing. Little Beepoâs misery is increasing.
bitches be sucking farts there
Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!
thereâs sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was âwolf furryâ, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as âInsufficient Dataâ) which may well have had plenty of searches for âwolf furryâ, just fewer than for whatever theyâre labeled here
and âskunk furryâ searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered âwolf furryâ searches in the entire state of Colorado
something tells me Skunks Georg
we did it, we created furry gerrymandering
tomorrow i have to give my daughterâs pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery
(original tags: she literally had tears in her eyes while she explained that her pikachu had a boy tail shape. i was like hey she can still be a girl. all we know from her body shape is what her body is shaped like. maybe if we asked her she would say that she feels like sheâs really a girl. and my kid was like BUT POKEMON CANT TALK đđđđ so i was like âok. pikachu. if you want to use he/him say âpikaâ. if you want to use she/her say âchuâ. and if you want smth else say âpikachuââ. and my daughter had her say âchuâ and i was like see there you go! now. she doesnât HAVE to change her tail shape. she can totally be a girl with a rectangle tail. but if she would feel more comfortable with heart shape bc she prefers it, or so that people wonât assume sheâs a boy, i can make that happen. so pikachu what do you think? do you want tail surgery? and pikachu agreed enthusiastically! so. plushie gender-affirming surgery first thing tomorrow i guess!)
her results look great, congrats pikachu! đâĄď¸đłď¸ââ§ď¸
can we get grace a new pair of pants please.
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The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.
THE NOTES ARE BROKEN! This has been reblogged so many times, Tumblr just shrugged and said âinfinityâ
today I found out my mother doesnât know what dandelions are and now Iâm wondering what other strange secrets sheâs been quietly harboring
Where do you live that you donât have dandelions?
we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation
So after extensive interrogation I have an update:
my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.
the truth is actually weirder
sheâs aware dandelions look like this
she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions
she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?
she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.
gosh I enjoy this website
For comparison, this is a daffodil
See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.
i donât think so? iâm southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)
Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???
This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.
Theyâre marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!
This is a marigold:
âŚ.we need to start taking the phrase âgo touch grassâ more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u
But. But these are daffodilsâŚâŚ.?
I AM GOING TO SHOVE DAISIES DOWN YOUR THROAT UNTIL THEY SPROUT OUT YOUR TOENAILS
idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr
you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category
I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design
"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.
âhear me outâ and itâs the fucking dildopolis
Every time I see this, I think theyâre referring to the building in the background until I keep scrolling
Bill Nye has been given a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Bill Nye will be honored with the 2,821st star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on Monday, September 22, 2025 at 11:30 am PT at 6357 Hollywood
Wayyyy past due!
BILL BILL BILL BILL!