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Michael, bisexual, gender neutral he/him/they/them, 23

[victusinveritas]

[evilwizard]

I bet your wizard tower is UNCOBWEBBED and UNDUSTY. Tsk..... False wizard.......

TAKE IT BACK. TAKE IT BACK

[evilwizard]

i have POPCORN LUNG from dust. i EAT SPIDERS every day. a pox upon thee, miscreant, for five thousand years! and your DOG, too!

[gourd-lord]

bad news, boss. the spiders warehouse is out of stock again this month. they said some guy in a cave keeps buying up all their shipments.

[evilwizard]

georg….

[catchymemes]

(Via)

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[rumplefuckingstiltzkin]

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

[power-chords]

Fuck!!!!

[erzvolnes]

It does make me laugh when people talk about Dragon Age Origins as if it was this Grim, moody game with no jokes because I always think back to that one chantry in Haven that's run by men and the minimap looks like this

[sioltach]

HUGE new content drop for the Ötzi the Iceman fandom.

[sioltach]

[l0stvegas]

Hey is anybody having trouble with those Captcha test things lately? Mine are getting kinda weird and I’m even not too sure what to click on

[l0stvegas]

Hi, a few people accused this of being AI generated and I would like to point out I actually painted this— it was inspired by how fucked up AI generated captcha images look, of course, but the final result was hand-drawn. Don’t mind that I have over 200 layers on this thing haha my painting process is a disaster

[l0stvegas]

I appreciate the people reassuring me in the comments so much haha but don’t worry I wasn’t upset! I found it funny + it was an understandable mistake anyway since I was deliberately trying to imitate that vibe, just wanted to clear up that it was art because I evidently forgot to when I initially posted it

[l0stvegas]

Oh yeah, extra details: the rock/leaf litter textures I used for the ground are actually static grain taken from MRI brain scans I had done years ago

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Artificial Artificial Intelligence

You managed to mimick AI so perfectly that everyone thinks you're a fake. Whoops/congratulations!

[mulletbutch]

I think this picture of my gf helping fix my car should be in the MoMa

[adamsmasher]

[sleepyvolf]

Dream Tiger

[weirdplutoprince]

insane how people think i can just do things. "can you mail me this?" and get killed by the post office desk workers?????!!!?

[saltingthecookingwine]

For added context, people who don’t remember the 1980s, there were a serious of deadly shootings carried out by postal workers against their coworkers.

It was mostly covered by the media as a joke, as I recall.

[weirdplutoprince]

[weirdplutoprince]

post office scary

[magnetic-rose]

[swordsoprano]

we are so back

[rachelamberish]

hate solas or not romance him or not whatever like. i dont understand how he doesnt drive everyone CRAZY as a character.

like. have you ever just sat and thought about. what it must be like. the trauma. the shakespearean sadness of being the only person that remembers DEATH not being a thing.

and you feel so insane because youre going around telling people “no you dont understand the world as it exists now is fucking horrible people used to not DIE.” and theyre like “its fine as it is just let it be and let us live and die as we are”, desperate for you to acknowledge their personhood. Meanwhile your entire race is the victim of genocide and slavery and cultural erasure, what little magic remains in the world is shunned and mages are systematically imprisoned for being fucking born and people die of old age and its because of you. and now its your cross to bear to atone for ALL of that and justify to people that the world could be better but no one else knows anything different so they dont get it and just know they dont want to die.

And so the only way you can cope with the trauma of that is by treating the world and everyone in it like it’s a bad dream.

Its just so existential. It’s like what if you could talk to God and ask him why he made the world but he was just some vaguely pathetic dude and his answer was “it was a mistake and i regret it every day”.

[chance-of-dragon]

best comment award

[tsunderrated]

Has anyone considered that maybe he’s just right and the Vatican is kind of faggy?

[assiraphales]

cannot stop thinking about how the season finale of fallout set up a road trip buddy comedy between a 250+ yo radiation cowboy who tried (and so far succeeded) to kill his humanity to survive the wasteland and an optimistic doe eyed woman whose whole brand is Being a Good Person (something the radiation cowboy used to be) and will undoubtedly crack away at his hardened leather armor. when lucy bit off the ghouls finger and then the ghoul cut off lucy’s that was a pinkie promise to be bffs