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Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

goldensunset

you! tumblr user!

swallowedgirl

Anna Haifisch

deirdreskye

Babe are you okay I saw you reblogging "here's the life I've always longed for"

agalarianzigzagoon

for anyone curious there is a follow up image:

lordsmaf

This? This shit right here? Why Mob Psycho 100 is my favorite anime right now.

disc80s

biting is a love language. no i will not elaborate.

piss-stained-jorts

naro4ito

angelhive

Expulsion from the garden of Eden

fursonas

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

mothgirlballs

A relic…

*touches ground*

I haven’t seen you in years,,,

theygender

cryptonature

Vultures are holy creatures.

Tending the dead.

Bowing low.

Bared head.

Whispers to cold flesh,

“Your old name is not your king.

I rename you ‘Everything.’”

charlesoberonn

sunshine-tattoo

fun fact!

Vultures are also responsible for keeping diseases at bay.

Vulture stomach acid is so powerful that it can kill anthrax and many other deadly diseases.

So when they consume the carcass of a creature that has died of disease, they actually destroy the disease within it too!

So yes vultures are 100% holy creatures because they not only eat the dead, but protect the living from death.

cheaphalloweencostume

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

thestarsaredown

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

holy-muffins

We’ve made it 5 years folks

canthaveshitingotham-crucified

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

canthaveshitingotham-crucified

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

brenna

teaboot

wheresmyphonemp3

fadingponycookiedream

endangered-justice-seeker

the only criticism of millennials l accept

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Constructive Criticism

down-with-capitalism

My Eco-Terrorist Son is Absolutely Dripless

vergess

I still spend days, weeks every year thinking about how this critique pre-dates the advent of Programming Socks™ and cat-ear headphones, and asking myself, “did the Hacker Aesthetic go from Unfortunate Sweatshirts to Neon Catgirlgender Fantasy because of John Waters? Did he do this???”