Around the Deep End

“Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.” 37 years old, she/her pronouns, asexual

[trixeclipse]

Me too Robert...me too🥴

[prinnay]

marigolds and a smile c:

first attempt at drawing a few weeks out of arm surgery lol

[stealingpotatoes]

@magnetfamily week 2026 day 2: Companion | Enemy

they must have to have this conversation every time they see each other

(commission info // tip jar!)

[rainbow-reilly]

I'm generally of the opinion that trying to resurrect prematurely cancelled shows is like necromancy—odds are they'll come back wrong.

Except for Galavant. Any Galavant revivial will be funnier the longer it stayed cancelled.

[snaakk]

[koipepo]

A swordsman's comfort

[parkchanwoohoo]

If I was in the world of Sinners (2025) first of all, INSTANT vampire the moment I heard the Irish reel. Second of all, I would not be turned bc I'd already be dead of Bullet Wounds bc the moment I saw the Smokestack twins I'd be like

[parkchanwoohoo]

Tags via @/josephpaine:

Literally so true

[hiveswap]

I have a disorder that makes me want to headcanon every nonhuman character with the ability to purr regardless if it makes sense for their kind or not. It's called being right. With enough research i could justify a tree purring if i wanted to

[agrioxoiros-deactivated20240927]

i think a tree would probably bark

[hiveswap]

Blocked

[caprandcowlnursery]

I'm aware there's a spelling mistake, I'm sorry. Anyway, look, Cassie appearance.

More like this.

[thestuffedalligator]

Genies can only grant wishes that are things that an ordinary person could do, just better and faster. The jinn are the creations of a divine being, and so they are part of the divine plan and cannot defy the natural order of things; a wish granted by a jinni can’t turn the day into night or the sea into yogurt, but if you wish for a temple to be built, a jinni will build it by hand, the way men do, and have it done in a day.

If you need a wish granted that defies the natural order you gotta catch a leprechaun, because no god was involved in their creation whatsoever. They just kinda showed up one day in the nineteenth century. The Aos Sí have no idea what their deal is

[kreetn]

You’re not hiding this in the tags buddy

[flagellant]

i don't hide things in tags i simply allow the proletariat to determine whether it is praxis to make my statements heard.

[maggiedeshiboux]

the other reason the leprechaun shoots the king of england in the head is that, unnatural abomination against God and Fey alike or not, it's still Irish

[glasskittyyyyy]

feeding the newmann fans once again

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Wunk regains the land

[digitaldiscipline]

That is a catfish in the sense of I HAVE NEVER BEEN FED IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD

[flavoredmagpie]

kenobi series ended… me: makes a compilation of obi wan and kids to heal my own heart

[onerifle]

Rest in Peace Sam Neil

[readingworldwanderer]

You may think the phrase "He's just a little guy" comes from internet memes, but you would be wrong.

The true origin of the phrase belongs to celebrated author Tamora Pierce, in her 1983 novel Alanna: The First Adventure, when Gary says, "Still—what can Alan do for you? He's just a little guy"(49).

Thus, whenever we say of someone or some creature that they are "just a little guy," what we are really saying is that they are a short redheaded knight-in-training with some sort of Gender going on who will kick your butt given half a chance.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. May we all be the little guys we wish to see in the world.

Pierce, Tamora. Alanna: The First Adventure. New York, Random House, 1983.

[galacticdummy]

cool jacket

and a tongue piercing bc why tf not

[anonajn]

relentlessly funny to me when people treat a relationship between someone in their 30s and someone in their 40s as "age difference". bro i cannot tell you which of my friends are 34 and which are 44. i can probably tell you which ones aren't 30 yet, but it's probable some of them are 50 now and i didn't notice. if you're over 30 and don't have kids, it's kinda all one age until you can collect social security.