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[c3rvida3]

Got your dad calling me Richard Scarry apple car the way he's got his worm in me.

[c3rvida3]

So you're just not gonna reblog this one because it's bad? Whatever.

[retrogamingblog2]

Ocarina of Time Artwork by Tom Garden

[leekimhoung]

[officialunitedstates]

me every day: do I die from heat exhaustion on the drive home or crack a window and risk the 4% chance that someone wants to steal my 1998 model t convertible

[therealcheeto]

1998…? Model T…? Convertible..?

[officialunitedstates]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car

[officialunitedstates]

how was everyone’s tuesday?

[mosaicprince]

its thursday

[officialunitedstates]

literally has nothing to do with what I asked, you circus clown

[hilton-richie]

[retrogamingblog2]

Pokemon Kanto Town Posters made by Stephology

[retrogamingblog2]

Nintendo Characters in Traditional Japanese Art Style made by Ukiyo-e Heroes

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

THEYCALL IT ITHE XBOX ONE BECAUSE

you take 1 look and you fuck the x box 

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

10 years strong

[ilostmysoultobloodlines]

I was 5 years old when this was posted

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

😧

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[thickness-protection-program]

What's your jacking off technique

[minotaurfemme]

get cropped idiot

[thickness-protection-program]

Did you just circumcise my post??

[akashicrecord]

you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

[ohmyboytoy]

[nu-again]

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

[cicadaland]

"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"

[vedajuno]

Wario is a vampire’s worst fucking nightmare

[vedajuno]

• Garlic breath

• No neck to bite into

• Not polite enough to invite anyone inside

• Effectively immortal

• Roman Catholic

[happyfunf3tti]

09/24/2008