Fresh, Fried & Cheesy

I used to have some sort of descriptive text here but I really reblog stuff that cracks me up. PS: I regularly scroll back and laugh about my own blog so yeah I’m narcissistic like that.

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[larval-tear]

it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat

[bigmeatpete69420]

This princess forgot about super glue

[larval-tear]

sorry i am a dumb bitch

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[steel-runner]

Fun fact, they did not in fact make all that up.

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 26

[viralfrog]

[elnerdo19v2]

Actually…, yeah 🥹

[catchymemes]

[fullmetalfisting]

[ozempicofficial]

[psych-is-the-name]

According to color theory, brown has more positive connotations than negative. Brown is associated with nature, stability, and warmth. Also a rich neutral tone goes well with most decor.

[teaboot]

Shart rug at the public viewing toilet

[naamahdarling]

⬆️ Yet another panic at the disco cover band

[wuggen]

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

[wuggen]

I want people to understand how jarring this was. Most car horns are either a single tone or two tones somewhere in the neighborhood of a minor third apart:

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Pretty normal rush hour sounds, yeah? But this thing sounded something like this:

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Fucked up! Didn't even realize it was a car horn at first, I didn't know what the fuck it was! It was weird as hell!

[commandtower-solring-go]

My desktop wallpaper cycles between these two images so every 10 minutes I am overwhelmed by the loss of my horse or overcome by the fear of its return.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

one of THE scariest comedy videos i've ever seen about to hit a milestone

[kururu666]

whenever a popular post has a minor typo i use my warrior's soul to go to the original post to reblog the version where they fixed the typo. its what i would want, were i in their place...

[egg-on-a-legg]

it's*

[kururu666]

now brother will you do the right thing and reblog the corrected version or is glory all that you want

[egg-on-a-legg]

i want your penis to explode

[ruinedchildhood]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[strangetikigod]

[ruinedchildhood]

THE GRINCH WAS REALLY OUT HERE WITH HIS GRUSSY OUT

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]

[harleyklawz]

Ita fucking hieroglyphs with you people

[beemovieerotica]

[shockimage-moved]

Thjs videois literally making me dropl on my floor from laughing so hard please. Michael

[fragranticareviewers]

[shortwaveradioenthusiast]

[kingedwardsapphires]

Me stepping out of the optometry office after slamming four lokos with the doctor and immediately meeting the love of my life (but I have social anxiety)

[noah-wyles]