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Aaron (28, he/him), but you can call me Fritz just like everyone else doesn't. There were some throughlines to this at one point. Ask to tag. Also, I play videogames and stuff at FritzWilhelm on youtube

[jackalopescruff]

NEVER ever forget to plan for the Minotaur. ALWAYS factor the Minotaur into your plans DO NOT FORGET THIS

[klapollo]

Washington Post is paywalling the article but it looks like Taylor Farms — a consumer bagged salad brand that also supplies produce to grocers and fast food chains like Taco Bell, Walmart, McDonald's, Chipotle, Burger King, KFC, and Meijer —may be at least one of the sources of the current cyclosporiasis outbreak.

Taylor makes bagged greens, salad kits, chopped salads, the works. Keep avoiding supermarket greens, but keep an especially close eye out for this brand/supplier. The above list of grocers and fast food chains is NOT exhaustive, so please continue getting lettuce and other raw produce taken off your burgers, sandwiches, etc.

[kushblazer666]

[lakevida]

[augustwasheree]

[svogliata-mente]

a cancelled tv show is a kind of dead wife

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[skaldish]

I think about this a lot.

[computationalcalculator]

may I add also “butt dial” vs “booty call” vs “bottom text”

[clitorius-maximus]

Hand job vs manual labor

[ohgreatblackbunny]

Tags deserved to be seen

[houndmother]

one of these days im gonna take twice my adderall dose and read every article i have open on this evil little seeing stone

[houndmother]

does anyone know if its good to have infinite tabs open

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[shortcircuit908]

then it's worthless to me

[disquiet-dream]

dio brando would be so much happier if he was in vampire the masquerade instead of jojo's bizarre adventure

[disquiet-dream]

he wants to be doing ruthless vampire politics so bad but he's getting punched to death by a guy with Powers instead

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

It's not r*pe, it's rape. It's not su*cide, it's suicide. Not unalive, dead. The backbone needs to be reintroduced en masse because softening the blow of these concepts with advertising language does absolutely nothing but allow people unaffected by them to feel not even a sting of what they can do, prompting inaction.

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

And it's been proven that on certain websites, you don't even face a repercussion for using the words as they are. People just started censoring themselves because they feared the potential lack of views and likes and followers which is so nasty itself.

[its-the-blob]

I attended an anti-suicide seminar in college. One of the big takeaways from it was that stigmatizing suicide increases the rate of suicide, because people who are feeling suicidal feel like they can't ask for help. Every time I see babytalk garbage like 'unalive', I think of that.

[ralfmaximus]

Use the real words. Words have power, and they matter.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

placing an "I bought this before elon musk went crazy" bumper sticker on my rickety old covered wagon

[papayajuan2019]

i'm close ☹️

[papayajuan2019]

[p-xe1]

[maxknightley]

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

[maxknightley]

one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."

the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."