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[evilpsychologist-deactivated202]

insane how many people just have these incredible artists in their families who get no recognition outside of crocheting circles because this art form is devalued for its association with women

[grapeyguts]

my friend asked for a deadpool cake for their friend’s birthday and i was like dude say no more and i beat my edible image printer into submission

[obsob]

something something i am made up of multitudes

[soapallo]

just watched venom 2

[radiofreederry]

The fuck does this mean

[germanmilfs]

shes wearing a straitjacket ..

[aces-to-apples]

I love informing people that the song "Macarena" is about a girl named Macarena who's implied to be sexually promiscuous and the reason they remember the chorus as being made up of nonsense words is because it's in fucking Spanish and they haven't heard it since they were ten. I love the look on their faces.

[aces-to-apples]

Asdfghjkl

@lwoorl i mean. feel free to go give it a listen because this doesn't really describe the tone with which these lines are said but

I think Macarena cheated on her boyfriend while he was gone and had a threesome with a couple of his buddies. Like, good for her. I'm just saying. I have a feeling you've got The Look on your face lmao. (Can't really comment on what the chorus means though because I don't understand much Spanish, but I ran it through Google translate and uhhhh. I mean. Given the context of the English parts of the song. Good for her.)

[lwoorl]

I just want everyone to know that I asked my friends and family, and I can confirm, no one in Latin America knows what the song is about either. Because everyone only knows the chorus and many people believe the rest of the song is nonsense words because it's in English. Truly a shared experience in the most hilarious possible way.

[aces-to-apples]

ASDFGHJKL truly 'tis a song for everyone to enjoy incorrectly

[chimericaloutlier]

[aniseandspearmint]

meanwhile everyone with Auditory Processing Issues is over here like;

bc we never noticed the lyrics at all besides the ‘Eyyy Macarana!’ bit

[soberscientistlife]

[redfagdiver]

Girls cause less trouble (because you manipulate them emotionally more), and boys are easier to raise (because you get to emotionally neglect them) 😊

[phsfg]

venom gets excited abt nesquik powder 

[catchymemes]

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Awesome. I thought sequins on clothes were edible and ripped them off to eat them

[87437732156806533-deactivated20]

[silentiumlitwicks]

I can feel The dryness of those markers in my bones

[the-silent-screamer]

Fun fact those dry markers were supposed to have water put into them to make them work. You take off the bottom thing and pour water in and bam, instant marker success. Only learned about this four years after I’d lost my set 🙃

[bemusedlybespectacled]

WHAT

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[the-apocryphal-one]

[brucebocchi]

[greia]

KID WATCHING THE VIDEO: This guy’s not not tied to his rope… this - dude, this guy’s crazy, does he have a death wish or somethin’? Oh my gosh! Doesn’t he have like a wife and kids at home???

[parachute opens up to reveal it is rainbow]

KID, IN EXACT SAME TONE: Doesn’t he have a husband and kids at home???

[everythingfox]

Not a thought behind those eyes

(via)

[luncheon-aspic]

[gertritude-art]

nightly spiral

[sigynpenniman]

this is my favorite fuckin comic ever I have never seen something capture the experience so well

[thatgaybitxh-deactivated2025062]

yo mr white i need you to drive me to school i missed the bus bitch

[paulcifur-deactivated20240310]

[hotsaucebear]

[ashstfu]

like it’s literally always fucking tuesday…............. i can’t go a week without there being a tuesday