Chey

Sh*tposter extraordinaire Argumentative Taurus ♈ Bisexual babe ❤️💜💙 ✨Witchy woman🔮

[froggywitchling]

Don't you DARE honk at me whilst driving. Cuz not only will I flip you off while calling you a dumb bitch, but I will put it in park right in front of this green light.

Now neither of us going anywhere.

How bout that.

[froggywitchling]

Save the ashes from incense that you burn to infuse into course salt (sea salt, preferably, but any course salt will do) to create a simple but powerful protection salt to use in place of black salt.

[froggywitchling]

This heat makes you mad about nothing REAL quick. Why the fuck is Jerry mowing his damn yard AGAIN 😤🙄

[froggywitchling]

My altar shelves bring me so much comfort and happiness 🖤🔮✨

[froggywitchling]

Witchy life hack:

Spray yourself with lavender before going into a tense place to help keep those around you calm and relaxed, and to keep tensions low.

[yoonswife]

i love myself but i dont love me back

[froggywitchling]

When they ask if you have the energy to do things:

[glowithin-deactivated20220219]

May you receive a sign this week that puts your mind at ease and fills your heart with hope. 🤍🕊

[froggywitchling]

So mote it be ✨🖤

[froggywitchling]

Are you a tight shirt, loose pants bisexual?

Or a loose shirt, tight pants bisexual?

[froggywitchling]

Do you work with an annoying/mean person who just won't leave you alone?

Write their name on a piece of paper, preferably in ink.

Stick it in your freezer.

Forget about it.

You're welcome ✨

[froggywitchling]

I may or may not have gotten into a shenanigan.

[froggywitchling]

Me: *hugs myself while trying not to cry* You're a bad b*tch

[thehopefulquotes]

“There are two reasons why people don’t talk about things; either it doesn’t mean anything to them, or it means everything.”

— Unknown (via perfectquote)

[prcyshelley]

when oscar wilde said 'i am tired of myself tonight, i should like to be someone else' and when sylvia plath said 'i wish i knew what to do with my life, what to do with my heart' and when rilke said 'this heavy humanness'

[froggywitchling]

*gets ghosted*

Me: Fu*k him, who needs love anyways. I'm done, no more feelings for me. Screw em.

*receives message for first time in weeks*

Me: Omg, he really does like me. Wow, I'm so special. 🥺😍🥰

[froggywitchling]

It's very disheartening to always be the girl that everyone LIKES the idea of being with, but never actually WANTS to be with.

[froggywitchling]

Why is flirting with women so much harder than flirting with men?

I've got all the smoothness of cream cheese when talking to men but I may as well be chunky peanut butter when it comes to women.