half moth, half man, one foot in the bed

26, he/they. i am so tired all the time all the time

[deoxoid]

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

[spiralfucker]

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

[pansydivided]

im fascinated by this. how much can you tell about the christian sex store without doxxing yourself i need to know more

[yellow-cat]

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

[hamblimp]

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

[yellow-cat]

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

[fleshengine]

laying in bed, high as fuck, thinking about balsamic vinegar

[chrisdornerfanclub]

[ooc-uma]

[falst]

turn on the n64 any game they drowned the second ben

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

does a gay little run that pisses you off

[gingik]

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[nem23]

[lodgeofthecat]

good mornin

[buniix3]

i still have hope he'll win look at that crowd

[ozempicofficial]

[sailor-crusader-deactivated2025]

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

[agayjewishwerewolf]

This dog I’m sitting grabbed an American flag out of someone’s front yard, shook it in his mouth like it was a prey animal, then carried it 10 feet before shitting on it

[agayjewishwerewolf]

To be clear I have never been more proud of anyone or anything