fruiteend

my life is in god's hands and i am not praying

[sleepybunny6]

[valle-de-sombra-de-muerte]

The only "Odyssey" I care about was manufactured in 2013 by Honda, speaks Japanese, and drives in the Forgotten Realms.

[3rdsday]

My problematic personality trait is that I think Ryan Gosling could play Henry Oak in a live action adaptation of DnDads as long as they cover him in at least a little bit of dirt first

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[threepelicansinatrenchcoat]

I think the funniest possible game samer would be if Sam managed to trap Lou, Siobhan, and Brennan in an escape room again

[windy-wooshes]

Count the Rice is already close enough I think Dropout should just commit and make a horror Game Changer episode. Sam’s voice welcomes you to game changer and you walk out and suddenly the whole building is dark and empty except for you, a couple cast members in scary as shit costumes, and Sam’s friend Tao Yang who is standing about ten seconds away…

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[sevenmoreminutes]

kurtis conner video: This Conservative Influencer is Crazy

drew gooden video: The us governments obsession with integrating ai into every facet of our daily lives is going to bring about the collapse of society if we don’t get of our ass and start taking action

danny gonzalez video: Buying Food on Ebay

[sevenmoreminutes]

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[snuv]

A mom helping her kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1990s.

[emily84]

this is a renaissance painting

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[gamechangershow]

Sorry but it's not complete without...

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[theblob1958]

The problem with 2pm on a friday is that it's basically 5pm at that point so why should I do any more work?

[catboy-grant-wilson]

Adult kiddads are so funny. Terry is like a reasonably well adjusted person who just really cares about his daughter. Meanwhile Grant, Lark, and Sparrow aren’t so much functional people as they are a loose collection of character flaws and trauma held together in the shape of adult men

[the-great-kraken]

newsreader just had to genuinely ask this man "why would an intergalactic warrior want to stand for election in clacton" unserious fucking country

[liberalsarecool]

"We need trilllions to replace all workers" is quite the ask for an industry that has no profits.

[redarmyscreaming]