keithsweatshop’s guide to best food in (real) new york city
(real ny niggas dont know the exact address of things we/i just know how to get there so ..)
(ok dollar slices are REAL nyc pizza, dont be fooled, good cheese and sauce ratio best dollar slices are on)
dollar slice on west 4th & 6th next to the starbucks and one on fuckin essex st omg that pizza is so good (they use crack in the sauce)
roma pizza on essex and delancey (yes)
grimaldis, its like on 18th & 6th
artichoke (expensive but honestly worth it eat it like 2 times a yr tho)
theres a place on houston & like ….. wooster(?) its small af italian good af
(ik ik sjw gonna kick my ask but dr/pr/colombian food = spanish food in nyc sry)
el castillo de juaga on delancey & rivington
el tinas in dyckman, on 207, good for seafood tbh honestly
la perrada de chalo, northern blvd & 85th, best fast colombian resturaunt um get the full equipo & CHOLADO omg if u never had a cholado idk what to say to u
pollos mario, ughhhhhh my whole junior hs and hs years very good shit this place is on 81st & broadway in queens, get the ropa vieja obv very good tbh and colombian place
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um theres a thousand mexi/ecua trucks under the 7 train in queens and honestly theyre all good
theres a burrito place on essex real small good prices only one so
and the caridads all over the heights and dyckman are obv good tbh
honestly whole foods on bowery is the only one in nyc thats serves burgers & fries and its mad cheap and really good
deli on orchard & spring i think, i eat there on lunch very good honestly, i usually get a vegan chicken sandwich w like pumpernicka bread v good prices also n i usually get a dark chocolate treat tbh
babycakes on broome st, vegan pastries, they say its no soy, eggs, dairy, gluten or whatever in anything, so honestly idk wtf is in it but its really good and before the winterstorm out here they gave me a box of free shit so
JIN JIN JIN!
on broome st in les, uh sushi for 3.50 but the happy hr menu is like chicken avocado salad, everything, beer, wine, everything for 3.50 ugh and they dont card sooo
vanessa dumplings, get the mango smoothie & teryaki chicken, the one on eldridge is better than the one on 14 obv but they dont have chicken teryaki and also theres usually one of two ladies at the register, one does not care about u, then theres this asian & black little girl whos there sometimes and thinks she runs the place
across the street from jin theres a place its basically jin but if jins too crowded go there
or sticky rice honestly which is a block from jin, has good stuff, p good prices
there is a chinese deli on fuck ok the block after broome, but going back down toward soho not toward the projects, really good cheap like sausage and crossaint sandwiches very good honestly
crown/kennedy fried chicken
johns fried chicken on 207
best fruit stand in lower manhattan is ok
14th and 6th because u can get a pound of grapes for 1.50
honestly, when u are buying fruit in nyc look at the banana prices, they should be 4 for a dollar if they arent keep it movin, if the blueberries are like imma say over 2(2.50) dollars keep it moving tbh and also bargain w them niggas like dont let them take advantage tbh honestly
