Fruity Fables

Settle in, Chill out, Live and Love.

[hungryjokerr]

[mollyjames]

> trades my imperfect flesh for the immortality of the machine

> rusts

[mangonetics]

Skill issue

[infectiouspiss]

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

[infectiouspiss]

[huffylemon]

[high-quality-tiktoks]

Man, Yamaha doesn’t make em like they used to. LOVE this vibe.

[miscreantbread]

the real reason howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion

[never-forget-viva-la-pluto]

This sounds like a joke but I read the book this is the literal reason

[floral-alchemist]

And in the movie he’s trying to avoid the draft. He just does not wanna help the government

[slavery]

I JUST GOT PEGGED IN A BENTLEYYYYYYY

[drcyan]

[expiredpersona]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

Star Trek (2009) looked like this

[stardustmelodies]

needs more lens flare

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

Oh, sorry, excuse me

Star Trek (2009) looked like this

[imsopopfly]

Wasn’t that the one where the engine room was just, like. A brewery?

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST TALKING SHIT, BUT YOU REALLY MEANT IT ACTUALLY WAS A STRAIGHT-UP BREWERY, FOR BEER AND NOT SPACESHIP JUICE

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

Once again I point out

The Dyson hand dryers were also literally in Star Trek 2009

[houseofmcallister]

I almost have to respect this.

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

Me: tomorrow is tomorrow I can stay up late fuck shit

My brain:

[futurismnews]

Mind-melting AI makes Frank Sinatra sing "Toxic" by Britney Spears

"We want to take this technology, which we think is capable of brand-new forms of creativity, and give it back to artists."

[dr-phil-my-body]

[keena-kapu]

Do you ever hear someone say something about your field of interest that is wrong and you have to stop yourself from physically cringing but you gotta stay strong and cool cause you don’t wanna be ‘That NerdTM’?

[keena-kapu]

there is no deep meaning to this, this is when I see people refering to Excalibur as “The Sword in The Stone”

[whitestarrussian]

Wait I though the sword in the stone is Excalibur. What is it then?

[keena-kapu]

The Sword in the Stone is Caliburn, and was the way be became king. Excalibur was the sword given to him by the Lady of the Lake after he broke Caliburn fighting King Pellinore.

[tragicwolves17]

I have been educated today and I appreciate it

[sapphireswimming]

someone: and then he pulled Excalibur out of The Stone -

everyone who has read this post, starting now:

[everythingfox]

“Hands down, confidently after 26 years on the internet, this is the best thing I have ever found.”

(Source)

[valtsv]

ladies, if:

he's scratching at your windows

your car is broken down

and your boyfriend still hasn't returned even though he was supposed to be back by now

that's not your man, that's man door hand hook car door

[kosher-salt]

gun

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[gaylor-moon]

who is she

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Snorlene

[fruityfables]

I'm begging you please don't take my man.

Snorlene, Snorlene, Snorlene, Snorlene,

Please don't take him just because you can.

[1953swan]

hmmgnng eggward

[fruityfables]

"hi sisters"