cricketsong listener

the funny creature that lives in my basement stole my fudge and I have now waged war against them

[fudgingfauna]

have to do this now so

hi! im fauna, and welcome to my humble crumbling medieval castle

pronouns (currently) are he/they

I have way too many things I like but I’m gonna shove them all here: epithet erased, toh, amphibia, tadc, hilda, carmen sandiego, tgs (the glass scientists), city spies, warrior cats, and like a million different book series that I wish people knew about, so if you talk about something unpopular, you have like a 55% chance of me knowing what you’re talking about

i barely show anything here except fandom stuff, (like au ideas [I have way to many tbh], drawings, occasional write) be prepared

normal DNI: no queerphobic people, racists, sexists, ableists, pedos, or general assholes. can (and will) add more things if necessary!

RULES,,. LISTEN UP!!!1!

-NO NSFW-

im a minor dude what the heck dont flirt with me (also im aroace so you wont get anything if you do)

-BE KIND-

in the wise words of silly tumblr cat (idk who it is ok) “you have to be kind! you don’t know!! YOU NEVER KNOW!!!” (be nice in comments and reblogs or suffer the consequences [getting blocked])

-RESPECT PRIVACY-

chill out! also please don’t send me gofundmes cuz as mentioned before im a minor, and you should probably send stuff to more popular blogs that will actually show people things

**WARNING**

i say… the fuck word (and most other bad words as well) if you can’t handle that… than plz leave I don’t want to make you uncomfortable/gen

also, pls use some tone indicators when talking to me! I’m very bad at reading people in real life, and it’s much worse with the ambiguity of text.

I’m very not serious (as you can tell) and I’m also not very profound so if I say something that strikes a chord with you or smth, don’t follow me for that reason cuz you’re probably never gonna get smth like that ever again.

probably have more things but i forgor them so

bye

[cicada-cat]

I hope every alloromantic has a partner who forgets to get them something for their stupid consumerism holiday and it breaks their fragile little hearts. I for one will remain unscathed on account of #aromantic

[pencil-wyvern]

for valentine's day

[flareguncalamity]

shrimply having a wonderful krillmas time

[deedis]

norp

[deedis]

nop i dont tink so

[maru666x]

Render test with my abstragedy human designs

[mystic-mae]

is this anything

EDIT: REBLOGS ARE SO MUCH COOLER THAN LIKES, FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING I'D PREFER IT IF YOU'D REBLOG MY POSTS. WHY MUST I SAY THIS ON THE "REBLOG POSTS" SITE.

[fudgingfauna]

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I am no longer newborn

[cradle-of-darkness]

you've heard of ee x idwtbamg yaoi. but have you heard of ee x idwtbamg YURI

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[leethepiper]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’m bringing it back 5 years later, tis the season!

[madronasky]

Oh it’s deeper than that folks. Right @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses ??

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[nongunktional]

best typo ive ever made i think

reblog if you feep stupid

[nongunktional]

spose we're all feeping stupid today

[prideknights]

European Citizens' Initiative

Give your support !

EVERYONE(!) I’m blazing this post because at this pace we might barely hit 1,000,000 signatures—or just fall short. PLEASE reblog this post, no matter where you are from, so we can reach as many EU citizens as possible and end this horrible practice!

[weirdpngs]

[wolfythewitch]

wouldn't you like

[blossomedsloth]

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

[jeremysknoxes]

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

[alt-menu]

almost there!

[sociallyodd260]

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

[snarky-wallflower]

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

[fudgingfauna]

SHOELACES POST IN 2025???????????

[homunculus-argument]

"14 servings per package" listen man if you invite 13 people over to your house, buy a single "party size" bag of chips, and then you and all your guests each eat seven (7) chips and go "hmm, that was enough, I am satisfied! :)" then I'm coming into your house, and inhaling every single one of you and swallowing you without chewing like a baleen whale filtering krill.