I am a Christian, but bigots, maga, etc, can ALL FUCK OFF!! I’m making it abundantly clear that I DO NOT associate with you people!!! If you have a problem with either of these facts, you can kindly go. Hate will be deleted. If you have a genuine question or want to have an actual conversation, you can message me privately about it. Please don’t be hateful!
Hello!! I’ve never done one of these before so hopefully this is good!
This is not an 18+ blog, but I am 18+. My name and pronouns are stated above, but here’s my pronoun page for more info (including secret name only found there and sexual orientation)
https://en.pronouns.page/@nameandaddress
I love making friends, so if anyone ever wants to message me just be nice about it!
Most recent update- 12/08/25
Fandoms I’ve been in in no particular order:
Hatchetverse
Starkid
Tin Can Bros (mostly Spies are Forever, but I like their other stuff too)
Epic the Musical
Musical Theatre in general (I also like non-musical theatre, but I don’t interact with it as often)
Fanfic
Music
Ninjago (+Dragons Rising)
Hermitcraft and Life Series
Batfam
Linked Universe
LoZ Ocarina of Time
Teen Wolf
Miraculous Ladybug
ATLA
Harry Potter (fuck JKR and everything she stands for)
Marvel
DC
BNHA (only ever read fanfic, but I've read a LOT) (mostly stuff from earlier seasons)
Star Trek (TNG, AOS, TOS)
Night at the Museum
She-Ra (2018)
Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss
Julie and the Phantoms
Percy Jackson and Heros of Olympus
Phineas and Ferb
Sanders Sides
Rise of the Guardians
Pokémon
Tales of Arcadia
Trolls (Dreamworks)
How to Train Your Dragon
Most Disney Movies
The Chosen (that one Biblical TV show)
Star Wars (I've only ever seen the movies and The Mandalorian) (Yes I know I need to watch the shows)
FNAF
The Great Gatsby
Pride and Prejudice (2005)
Wacky Crossovers (RoTBTFG, the hope kids, the futuristic four, etc)
Gravity Falls
The Sonic Movies (I know fuck all about the games)
Mission: Impossible
Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated
Warm Bodies
Wild Kratts
Danny Phantom (only read fanfiction)
Merlin (once again, only read fanfiction)
Heated Rivalry!!!! (halfway through the first book in that series)
TADC
I've been in other fandoms. If they become relevant I'll list them here.
Other Interests:
* Knitting
* Embroidery
* Bones
Fun Facts About Me:
I write music sometimes
I'm a Christian
My vocal range is G3-G6
I'm autistic
I LOVE cats and frogs
I also think snakes are the CUTEST
I'm so very normal about blorbo from my shows
I’m queer
I've been involved in 15 stage shows as an actor or in crew
One of those shows was a radio play and I was the foley (sound effects guy)
I have also been in many choirs
I have an Ao3 account (linked below) (please read my Great Gatsby fic)
"I hate you" "no you don't" is a highly common refrain in their relationship, and after they're married the bit gets an upgrade because when person 2 goes "no you don't" they accompany it with a casual flash of the ring on their finger and person 1 melts significantly more than they ever did when they were just boyfriends
I fully support Pluto as an aro symbol (x) but as a space scientist I cannot support any arguments that claim it's because Pluto should be a planet. The true reason Pluto is an aro symbol is precisely because people tie the amount of love and care this wonderful celestial body receives to which label it has. Just because a relationship with someone is not labeled as romantic should not mean that this relationship has to be treated as less worthy of time and care and effort. Just because Pluto is not labeled as a planet does not mean it is less worthy of our time and care and effort.
Here is another reason Pluto is aro: Pluto has a heart shaped region called the Tombaugh region:
[ID: an image of Pluto and it's heart shaped Tombaugh region, with the moon Charon in the background. End ID]
Now, Pluto and it's moon Charon are tidally locked, meaning they always face each other with the same hemisphere. Pluto's heart is always facing away from Charon. Some articles have phrased this as being tragically romantic, but I disagree! Here are two celestial objects orbiting each other for billions of years, and they are doing this while Pluto keeps it's heart hidden. Because in this case, love is not part of the equation that makes up their bond, romance does not play a part in their gravitational pull towards each other. That's aro as fuck, in my humble opinion.
don't reblog this to insist Pluto should be a planet I will bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you
Shane getting criticized for not using pride tape and he’s caught on a mic later that week saying I didn’t realize it wasn’t the sucking dick that made me gay but the rainbow . Which is how he comes out.
One squirming uncomfortably, face averted, wishing to be anywhere else but not daring to draw too much attention to themselves.
One straining to break free, eyes narrowed, maybe even teeth bared and ready to snap at whoever comes close.
One thrashing desperately, caught in mindless panic.
One limp with exhaustion, held upright only by the restraints but nonetheless glaring when their head is lifted.
One stiff and still, anxiousness still in the process of being carefully concealed.
One trying for relaxed, dismissive, complaining of discomfort with forced lightness.
One actually relaxed, waiting patiently for nothing in particular, knowing only that everything is out of their hands and thus no longer their concern.
One who seems barely present at all, unfocused gaze somewhere on the ground, body limp as their mind seeks sanctuary far away.
One defeated, tired in a way that strikes others as profoundly sad, wishing, like the first, to be elsewhere, but with no illusion of hope.
Author/illustrator Trung Le Nguyen has been live posting reading Pride and Prejudice for the first time on bluesky and just hit the first proposal. The replies are basically the sickos meme
NPMD was so good because they took Jon Matteson aside and went “okay people loved it in TGWDLM when you writhed pathetically on the floor in anguish, and they loved it when you voiced Wiggly in Black Friday, so now we need you to do Both” and the son of a bitch did just that
Ayoo just to preempt the inevitable dumb takes we’re about to start seeing;
I am PRO-WOOL
I am PRO-LEATHER
I am PRO-BEES
Fuck the idea of replacing durable, sustainable animal products with cheap, flimsy plastic that doesn’t bio-degrade. Agave nectar and other artificial sweeteners are expensive, labor-intensive, and destroy the environment to be farmed.
Do not buy into pernicious marketing campaigns pushed by dickhead organizations trying to stay relevant, like PETA.
listen there is a huge difference between an industry with problems that can be made sustainable and more humane, and an industry that cannot, given current technology, continue to the present degree without destroying our planet
Wool - Contrary to what bullshit mongers like PETA would have you believe, wool is one of the most ethical materials humans have ever worked with. Happy sheep make better wool, experienced shearers seldom nick their sheep, and older sheep produce more wool, meaning its best to keep them alive and treat them well for many years.
Leather - one cow makes SO MUCH leather. One deer makes SO MUCH leather. Well-treated leather lasts almost FOREVER. Even animals with small skins like rabbits, a pair of well oiled rabbit leather gloves will last decades. Every animal usually made into leather is also a meat animal, so it’s more sustainable to get more than one product from a single ethically butchered animal (humane kills make less punctures in the hide!) Leather can be tanned with natural resources like brains and doesn’t require treatment with chemicals that seep into the groundwater!
Cotton: Cotton is a fucking plant, it burns. The growing and harvesting of cotton is rather water intensive but it IS possible to sustainably harvest and reuse the water spent in the cleaning process to reduce the ecological footprint of the crop. It burns clean, it cuts clean, it’s sturdy, and there are 1000 ways to weave it to change its properties.
Bees & Honey: yes yes, the european honey bee is an invasive species, we know that. But honey has been cultivated by humans for just about as long as there have been humans, and they 100% choose to be cultivated. Like bees can and will leave if they’re not treated and maintained well. They understand that humans protect and clean the hives, and often become familiar with their keepers, choosing to walk on and investigate them instead of acting defensive. If animal welfare and consent are your concerns, honeybees aren’t the animals to worry about. If you, like me, are worried about native bee species, instead of creating hives you can strip an area of grass and leave an open area of clay and sandy soil to attract mason and digger bees to nest in the spring. They will happily coexist with honey bees as long as you plant the native keystone species the native bees rely on (like indian blanket flower, partridge pea, native violets in my area) as well as the high nectar plants that honeybees prefer (like roses, sunflowers, bee balm and cone flowers). Nature is actually really adaptable and accommodating of the human urge to cultivate plants and animals, and the idea that nature is ‘dead’ rather than ‘neglected’ is something that corporations want you to believe so you don’t oppose them spraying pesticides every 15 feet.
The thing about cotton production is that if it is done somewhere other than A DESERT, it is far, far more sustainable and requires far less additional water. The reason cotton production in the US is such a water-suck is because they are taking this plant that likes lots and lots of water and they are growing it in the desert. Put it in an area closer to its natural habitat and it will be even more ecologically sustainable.
5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.
6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death
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