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Started wearing less and goin' out more / Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor 

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[christophertrees]

I’m looking for ppl to shoot, if you’re in or visiting NYC, please let me know if something can be arranged.

[earthshakinlove-deactivated2018]

I live in Staten Island please come kill me please

[earthshakinlove-deactivated2018]

Oh shit I just read ya tags you talkin bout photography 👀 ma bad

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[gahdamnpunk]

Lmfaaooooo Norway just called the US a dusty ass bitch and they ain’t wrong

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[fuckheadwitha]

The extremely rare 6th stage of grief.

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[stoptalkingthanks]

*baby keeps crying in restaurant

me:

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[goulashnikov-concern]

No man born after 1993 knows how to fix cars. All they know is Taco Bell, charge they Switch, flex, be bisexual, eat grilled chicken and lie.

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

THE GOOP LAB???????

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

MA’AM....WHAT ARE YOU STANDING IN

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[lilabard]

reblog and put in the tags what your total number of notes across all original posts are from this site. it also gives you your top 9 posts.

[somerandomdutchfangirl]

770 notes!

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94 notes.

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1158

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5,026!

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153,786! gotdamn.

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[1dietcokeinacan]

I just read this 7 times in a row and each time I think I got a little bit closer to seeing God

[dormouseking]

I thought for a second that I had unlearned the entire English language.

[official-lucifers-child]

what the everloving fuck does that say

[mapsontheweb]

How many of spouses must be present at wedding for marriage to be valid.

[gorps]

@ mutuals we have all just gotten legally married in montana

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[shittymoviedetails]

In Taylor Swift’s 2017 song “Look What You Made Me Do”, she says “I’ll be the actress starring in your bad dreams.” This is foreshadowing to her role in Cats (2019), which will give all its viewers nightmares.