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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Janaina Medeiros
we're not kids anymore.
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@funsizepotato
shoutout to the color red
was going to call red fans “redheads” then remembered that’s taken. considered “redpilled” and remembered all of human history at once and fell into a deep coma
(#shout out to the color red best color with unfortunate associations)
You see, because col- *gunshot*
*rushes you to the children's hospital*
I painted our guest room in winter ’21/’22. It took about 3 months and at least 5 audiobooks.
Trees are the best because as long as you taper your strokes you can’t really make a mistake. I didn’t have to bother with sketches or planning.
Here are the Behr paints I used (but I didn’t end up using Dragonfly):
Some progress shots:
The canopy crown for the bed was black but I painted it and then detailed it with a sharpie to make it match the “distressed” white end tables.
I’ve since learned more about trees and realized that a real forest would be more straight trunks and less tangly branches but I regret nothing because the tangles were the most fun to paint.
🎶Into the woods!🎶
I realized halfway through this project that it was subconsciously inspired by the background in Sleeping Beauty - a movie I’ve only seen like twice* and not for years. (*I wasn’t allowed to watch anything with “witches” as a kid so I had to catch up as an adult.)
I have never understood the phrase “power move” as clearly as I do in this very moment.
I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.
A true successor of Thomas Edison
surprise surprise
finally some good fucking salt over thomas eddison on this site
it’s also not even HIS money, it’s his father’s money, made from apartheid emerald mining. that money was made from the blood and suffering of countless poor people of color so the rich could wear pretty rocks.
elon musk has never done or made anything valuable or worthwhile in his life.
Tesla was founded in 2003 by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning.
I think it would be funny if this fun fact became common knowledge.
The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.
In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.
But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.
"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?
"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.
Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?
It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.
Kill more CEO's
products are so bad now that i have to do approximately 8 hours of research before i buy anything
seems like there's a whole genre of:
society: autistic people fundamentally don't comprehend [x]
autistic people: no, I get it, I'm just Not Gonna Do It
just because I understand doesn't mean that I agree
At some point in my childhood someone quoted, "You've gotta know the rules to break them," at me and I took it to heart
what a time to be alive
The lyrics "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know" hit differently in the age of climate change
Sometimes I think about those old photographs from the late 1800s of snow drifts taller than a person, right in the heart of major cities, and then I think about how for the last 3 years we haven't had enough snow here to cover the grass.
*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?
I just accidentally made un-tea?????
I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????
It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-
I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation
It tried to make it again and I somehow made milk???? I used almond milk but it tastes like whole milk???? Like straight from the fucking tit what the fuck, HOW DID I MAKE LACTOSE FREE MILK WTF WTF HOWWW
Pretty sure OP are on their way to become a modern alchemist
Halp
New tumblr recipe dropped gang inform strange aeons
Oh dear
don't worry arrow I believe in you, you can make your tea. wait what's this cup- aaaææÆGHHH
Please stop trying to curse me
I made more untea, god help me
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU GUYS TO *STOP* TRYING TO CURSE ME
Okay, my most popular post is a 20k Tim Drake post, you can't get this to a 100k that's actually ridiculous. Good luck doing the impossible, babes
Well that’s tempting the whatever from high atop the thing if I ever saw it.
On my hands and knees begging adults to allow children to engage in risk play.
And by risk play I don't mean handing them a gun and playing Russian Roulette.
I mean like climbing trees, getting so sick spinning on the swing they throw up, balancing on the curb, sitting in the mud, walking on slippery surfaces, building half ass ramps to ride their bike over, standing on rocks, or anything that involves a smidgen of confidence and out of the box thinking that could result in injury.
Obviously like watch your kids and such, but when we talk about the fun of being an 80s or 90s kid, it's not just talking about CDs and Walkmans or not having iPads. It's about how kids today were robbed of critical learning and experience skills we were allowed to have.
Playgrounds disappearing, helicopter parents, and sue culture really destroyed a child's development in the United States, and I think it's about time we as adults recognize that, because the kids sure have.
A Bug’s Life, 1998
