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this blog is run by @hhyungsuk (nya) and @wh0sthe5pecial0ne (emmie)! feel free to submit an incorrect quote if you’d like <3

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So I've decided to close this blog.

This is Emmie. I still love Lookism very much, but I've lost all interest/motivation to post on this blog.

My main account is @wh0sthe5pecial0ne and I have a side blog called @correctto1quotes so you guys can follow me there. Nya's account is @loveoffthefloor so you can go there if you want song recs.

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Ryuhei: I hate how you're born out of nowhere, forced to go to school and get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck! No one ever asked me MY opinion!

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daniel, setting down a card: ace of spades

zack, pulling out an uno card: +4

vasco, pulling out a pokémon card: jolteon, I choose you!

jay, trembling: What are we playing

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zoe: IF THEY CAN MAKE BISCUITS THAT CLEAN YOUR DOG'S TEETH THEY CAN FUCK WELL MAKE COOKIES THAT CLEAN MY TEETH!

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samuel: can I get an uhhhhhh...

the crowd: uhhhhhh!!!

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Jake: What if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns.

Johan: How high are you?

Jake: I think like 6'0-2"

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Samuel: So anyways have y'all seen Jake?

Johan: I think he went in Sinu's room 'studying'.

Eli: Doubt that. I heard groans there.

*Meanwhile in Sinu's room*

Jake & Sinu, fighting:

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Sinu: What's the worst thing you guys have done?

Jake: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.

Eli: I kicked Johan in the shin-

Johan: -So I kicked Eli between the legs.

Samuel: I burned a town down.

Sinu: What?!

Johan: What the hell is wrong with you?!?

Samuel: A lot of things.

Eli: No shit.

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Jake: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.

Eli: Elephants.

Jake: Blocked.

Sinu: Camels.

Jake: Extra blocked.

Johan: Donkeys.

Jake: Ultra blocked.

Samuel: That dick.

Jake: ...Followed.

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Samuel: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Eli: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Johan: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Jake: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Sinu: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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sinu: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

samuel: Several traffic violations.

eli: Three counts of resisting arrest.

johan: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

jake: Also, that’s not our car.

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yujin: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

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vasco: why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? honestly, i would be excited just to have a bunk bed!

zack:

daniel:

vin jin: i'm gonna tell him

jace: don't you dare-

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yujin: i’m gonna mix a can of red bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while god's menu by stray kids plays in the background so i can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

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zoe: you spent all our money on THIS??

mira, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: they live outside. they need this.

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sinu: my life is a little too much panic and not enough disco. johan: my life is a little too much fall and not enough boy. samuel: my life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance. jake: my life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dRAGONS-