Take em to the cleaners, OP.

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Take em to the cleaners, OP.
I love desire paths. There's something so wonderous about seeing an echo of humanity. Depending on it's location, a desire path can mean so many different things.
In a city, like the pic above, they represent rebellion, and efficiency. The messiness of humanity. We like to imagine we're oh so logical and neat so we design our cities to be logical and neat an then real humans literally trample on that idea. The ego required to think you can design something perfect that checks every box. Life is all about compromise and patching stuff when some new problem arises. Though people have certainly tried! Ohio state univeristy let students carve their desire paths, and then paved them over. It looks pretty artsy.
Some people will try to discourage desire paths, but this is almost always going to fail.
Eventually, people just have to accept them. Humans are too dang stubborn.
Certain desire paths are just adorable. A 0.5 second time saver. You just can't design for maximum efficiency, humans will always find shortcuts!
Though on occasion a desire path can actually be the least efficient way...especially if you're superstitious.
In a wilder area, such as below, they show us the curiosity of humans. A desire path somewhere natural often tells you there's something interesting just ahead. (Though remember some ecosystems are fragile and will suffer if trampled! Stick to paths in these sorts of areas)
And how about desire stairs? I always think these look so cool. We get see humans determination to climb, to traverse every kind of terrain.
And for something really crazy...a desire path used for centuries will create a 'holloway'
All of these pics are off the Desirepath subreddit, check them out for more examples! And many thanks to the users who submitted these photos.
we’ve literally just looped back around to 90’s psa interstitials
Transcript:
Brad: Hi, I’m brad!
Chad: And I’m Chad!
Thad: And I’m Thad.
Brad: And welcome to—
All three: Lessons with KOK!
Brad: Today, on lessons with KOK, we’re gonna learn about—
All three: Consent.
Thad: Hey Chad!
Chad: Hey Thad!
Thad: Can I slap your ass?
Chad: Absolutely!
Thad: *slaps Chad’s ass*
Thad and Chad: *high five* Nice!
Chad: Hey Thad!
Thad: Hey Chad!
Chad: Can I slap your ass?
Thad: Absolutely Not!
Chad: I respect your decision!
Thad and Chad: *high five* Nice!
Brad: Always remember: F.R.I.E.S.
Thad: Consent is: freely given,
Chad: Reversible,
Brad: Informed,
Thad: Enthusiastic,
Chad: And specific!
Brad: Thanks for tuning into—
All three: Lessons with KOK!
Chad: Nice cock!
Brad: Nice cock!
Thad: Nice cock!
All three: Nice cock!
THERES A TRANSCRIPT NOW
my problem with osu is that i do not know the order numbers go in
Eh, I'd assume splitting focus between listening to the beat and aiming for the circle has something to do with it...
https://www.the-pro-creator.com/2019/01/I-hate-adobe-and-so-should-you.html
I’m posting the links here because the link keeps on a loop with adfly
IF YOU DRAW OR DESIGN Instead of PHOTOSHOP, try GIMP Instead of LIGHTROOM, try PAINT.DOT.NET Instead of ILLUSTRATOR, try INKSCAPE Instead of INDESIGN, try CANVA or SCRIBUS
IF YOU MAKE PICTURES MOVE Instead of PREMIERE, try DAVINCI RESOLVE Instead of ANIMATE/FLASH, try OPENTOONZ or BLENDER Instead of AFTER EFFECTS, try WAX, BLENDER or FUSION
IF YOU BUILD WEBSITES OR SOFTWARE Instead of DREAMWAVER, SPARK or XD, try WIX, WEEBLY, or WORDPRESS.COM or WORDPRESS.ORG
IF YOU DO STUFF THAT REQUIRES THESE OTHER PROGRAMS Instead of AUDITION, try AUDACITY Instead of ACROBAT PRO, try FOXIT READER or PDF ESCAPE Instead of INCOPY, try LOVING YOURSELF AND USING LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE (WHO USES THIS???)
IF YOU NEED STOCK PHOTOS OR FONTS Instead of ADOBE STOCK, try PEXELS, UNSPLASH, or PIXABAY Instead of ADOBE PHONTS, try GOOGLE FONTS or DAFONT
BONUS: If you need FREE MUSIC OR SOUND EFFECTS, try YOUTUBE AUDIO LIBRARY or SOUNDBIBLE
My bonuses:
IF YOU DRAW OR DESIGN Instead of PHOTOSHOP, try FIREALPACA , SAI , SKETCHBOOK or KRITA (these latter two are great!) Instead of LIGHTROOM, try PHOTOSCAPE
IF YOU MAKE PICTURES MOVE Instead of PREMIERE, try SHOTCUT Instead of ANIMATE/FLASH, try PENCIL2D ANIMATION, LIVE2D, OR E-MOTE
IF YOU NEED STOCK PHOTOS Instead of ADOBE STOCK, try MORGUEFILE.COM
this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it
There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.
It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.
Emmy Award Winning™️
I FOUND IT AGAIN.
Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.
“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG
God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh
This is my favorite video ever
I’m going to be talking about this for the rest of my life. Because this? This is one of the defining pieces of culture from a time when life went from bad to worse. Everyone knows this sketch. Almost word for word. This four minute bit is carrying us through these times, and is probably the only piece of media to come directly from politics that is genuinely joyful.
You simply cannot talk about this era without mentioning the horse loose in a hospital. It defines the entire experience, and does it hilariously.
I fucking adore this man
i love john edmund mulaney with my whole entire heart, and you may quote me on that
i just realized that this is going to be something that people look at in like 50-100 years when talking about this era of american politics and people are going to be interpreting it and its probably going to be on someones fucking dbq like no no one outside of this time period will every ever be able to grasp just how accurately this describes Everything
THAT’S WHERE IT COMES FROM
“that’s what I thought youd say you dumb fucking horse”
HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL
OHHH SO THAT’S WHAT THAT WAS ABOUTTTT
Reblogging this in honor of the horse being sent to the hospital.
I know nothing about making music, so I figured might as well take the first step and put down a small thing that floated in my brain as I woke up from a nap.
That sweet dual blade attack
x い ん ふ ぇ る の
now in glorious 1080p
i don’t reblog posts from myself ever except this one
what the fuck is my life
I know this is very long, so I apologize for that! But I also felt like it was important. I see lots of posts about tendinitis and carpal tunnel help (which is DEFINITELY very important!) but I see VERY little about Military Neck— which artists of all kinds are just as likely to get, if you’re not sitting well. I’m definitely one of them, and I get to live the rest of my life with it, and its easily preventable. I wanted to just do a little informative how-to-avoid, but…. I realize it would mean very little to anyone, unless I explained my experience with it. I’ve had it for 8 years now, and it never fully goes away. In fact, I did this comic today, because a cold front came in, and my neck is the worst its been in… a few months now, I think. So I sorta wanted to get this out anyway. So, I hope you’ll see this, and think about it. Or, if you see this and realize you’re experiencing similiar symptoms and pain? I SERIOUSLY suggest finding yourself both a Chiropractor and a Physical Therapist (or honestly, a Massage Therapist that does deep tissue. tbh that’s what I’ve always used and it saved my life) I’ve always sorta considered writing a book on this subject but…. regardless. I felt speaking from experience would be worth it. Wanna support my art? Check out my Patreon!
From Star vs. the Forces of Evil - Running with Scissors.
Lots of fun stuff in this one! Here’s a big 4-minute jumbo track with my four favorite cues.
0:00 Blow Out This Flame - Setting the tone for this dimension. Big impactful percussion and arpeggiated synths.
0:35 Mad Marco - Big dystopian action cue, followed by EXPOSITORY DIALOGUE SEQUENCE.
2:38 Marco’s New Life - Marco loves his dragoncycle and I love him for it. The guitar is echoey and maybe a little Friday Night Lights-y, which is new for this show, but that felt appropriate for a scene that really didn’t have any precedent.
3:45 Marco’s Old Life - And then Marco returns home and gets poked in the squishy gut.
From Star vs. the Forces of Evil - Mathmagic.
Most abstract episode to date gets most abstract music to date.
One of the tricky things with this episode was emphasizing the time loop aspect, because the first time I watched it without any SFX or music, I felt a bit rudderless. So the first thing I did was make a really distinctive sting to signify the start (or acknowledgement) of a new loop. So that’s that super compressed woodblock / string pluck thing you hear at the beginning of the cue.
Most of the other sounds are loop based, again sticking with the idea of time loops. Even the random-sounding ones have a filter and up/down note pattern set to a loop, but then I modulate the root keys for variety. If that makes any sense.
STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS
This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.
THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!
I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!
took a quick break from homework to revisit 2012