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notes and breakdown of a design for a royal advisor shang qinghua
scientific fact
Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus
They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her
I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.
Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.
Odysseus: Regret it why?
Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.
Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in.
*A couple of months later*
Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit.
Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure.
Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family.
Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.
Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.
the original? on my dash?
So I had this half lucid dream where I was swimming in a lake with my crush and his friends and we climbed up onto this very low dock that dipped just a little below the water. I thought “Oh I want to hold a water animal!” and what I WANTED was a dolphin, but my brain couldn’t quite conjure the image of a dolphin, nor could I recall the word “dolphin”.
So after much thought as to what a dolphin looked like, a giant banana with floppy banana peel dog ears, banana peel fins, and two beady black eyes hauled itself into my lap from the waters of the lake.
And I remember thinking “... Now wait... something is not quite right with this...”
I sat looking it over for a moment until I realised, “Oh I forgot a tail!” so when I looked down, the creature had a fish tail, and I was Quite Proud of how well I had recalled what a dolphin looked like from memory, and it deserved to be drawn:
And I remember
thinking “… Now wait… something is
not quite right with this…”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Day 3 of drawing Ditto until I give in and nab Pokopia...
Ditto as Ophelia.
Danny Fenton/Phantom is now Tim Drake after accidentally getting reincarnated
He is found by Team Phantom since the day Jason, Red Hood, beat the shit out of him at Titians Tower and it edged him close to death. Upon waking up he gets somewhat in contact with the Infinite Realms and gets reunited with his fraid even if he doesnt fully remember them just yet. The memories are foggy but he does feel like he knows them. They cant tell him cause CW told them it will take time for Tim to remember and pushing will harm him.
Point is, Tim finds out he has a different support system and family to fall back on when his new life takes a shit show later. OR they can't enter the DCverse yet due to things needing to play out and they have to wait but they do try to help when they can via their powers to comfort him.
Then after witnessing Tim/Danny having to do so much just to bring Bruce/Batman back only to be barely thanked, still mocked/treated like a walking time bomb by other heroes, Team Phantom decides they aren't letting these assholes walk over their ghost boy. Because guess what, the future Tim/Danny needed to bring forth is over and done with and that mean Team Phantom can now enter the ring.
They set up shop in the DCverse/Gotham and basicly bring Tim into their family. Rather quickly too but Tim/Danny isn't fighting it cause.. they feel so familiar to him, a good warm familiar.
And the Batfam and others are gonna start to reap what they sow when they realize how far away Tim has drifted.
lovely story from a friend today.
Look, this post has been wildly more popular than I thought it deserved, apparently at least in part because "don't burden others; be independent" is far more ingrained in people than I realized. So here's the thing: society works when people help each other. Helping others gives people a chance to know each other, and gives them an investment in the people they help. Helping creates bonds. People enjoy helping, and you are doing a good by letting them help you if they so wish.
Offer help; accept help. You will be a part of creating a helping culture. Which, incidentally, weakens capitalism and the fractionation between people that benefits those who would use us.
A horrifyingly few years ago I realized asking for help builds trust, too.
If I ask you for help then I demonstrate you can ask me for help.
That.
Was a difficult lesson.
If I ask you for
help then I demonstrate you
can ask me for help.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Stickers AU Master Post
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dpxdc prompt: bring back souvenirs
Dani travels a lot, right? She goes where she wants, has a great time, and moves on. Danny has his own things going on, usually absolutely insane things btw, and it's not until recently that he's started having time to keep in touch with Dani during her travels. He insists on it now.
Annoying, but also kinda nice. That sums Danny up perfectly.
But how can Dani share everything she does on a weekly basis? what does she highlight? This is new territory for her, having someone sincerely asking after her well-being and day.
Danny suggests collecting souvenirs, mementos, things that Dani can bring out to remember a story by or send to Danny as 'signs of life' (ha, lol).
She ends up enjoying it, and Danny ends up with a tiny bit of a hoard he keeps safe for her in the GZ.
Then she has an encounter with a superhero. The first of many to come, actually. And just- it would be sooo cool to get a souvenir from this, Danny would flip, she's gotta.
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On the other side of this, Damian's brothers won't stop bringing up the girl he saved during a rogue attack who then proceeded to haggle him into autographing her dagger sheath (no, Richard, Drake, having a personal dagger is not That Weird. we live in Gotham). Sure she somehow kept up with him for most of patrol to get it, but that's why she earned it.
Superboy the clone lost a pair of shades to some sassy child he got a selfie with that actually said 'yoink' as she took 'em and then? just? vanished from all senses???
Zatanna takes a photo with a girl after a show, and there's definitely something supernatural about her, but she's gone as quickly as she appeared.
Flash gets approached by a teen with a recorder/camera (probably some amateur reporter or school project?) who asks a few questions about time travel and a weird hypothetical about ghosts that only escalates.
Captain Marvel finds a glowing girl with white hair stealing snacks in the JLs base. On one hand, trespassing, on the other, he's done the same thing. She shoots out of there and is gone before he can do much of anything.
And various others/whoever you choose/something totally different.
"Dani you're gonna get put on a super watchlist"
"what the fuck, is this a real baterang?" "finders keepers 😌"
"wdym you paid for chilidogs with Superboy the second and pet the Superdog." "yeah it was awesome! think i can convince Cujo to come next time for a doggy playdate?" "next time?"
"You've gotta stop taking little gadgets and things from heroes and vigilantes" "don't worry I made sure there were no trackers" "that's not... not the point"
"You met a bunch of Amazonians? don't tell me you went to-" "ok I won't <3"
"So any idea who tried to hack Tucker's tech?" "eh probably a bat" "....Dani" "they're funny!!"
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“Danno!” Jack Fenton boomed, “Come down here!”
“Coming!” Danny shouted back, putting the model rocket he was working on down on his desk and walking down the stairs till he was in the living room with the rest of the Fenton family
“What’s up, Dad?” Danny asked, Jack looking like an overeager puppy—well, more so than usual, that is.
“My brother John is coming over!” Jack grinned, “You’ll like him, a good fella!”
“We have an Uncle?” Jazz raised an eyebrow, “I didn’t know Grandma Janice had a son besides Dad,”
“Your Grandmother had married an English man sometime after your grandfather died, but they’d gotten divorced, and your Uncle John had gone with his father back to England.” Maddie explained, “He didn’t ever get along with your father much,”
“But now we’ll get the chance to move past our childhood squabbles and become the brothers we should’ve always been!” Jack grinned, “You’ll love your Uncle Connie!”
“Connie?” Danny asked in confusion, “I thought his name was John?”
“John Constantine,” Maddie clarified, “He took his father’s name when your grandmother went back to her previous marriage’s one,”
“When’s he going to be here?” Jazz questioned right before the doorbell rang.
Jack sprung up, “There he is!”
Bounding towards the door, the orange-clad man threw open the front door and wrapped his arms around whoever was there in a large hug.
“Johnny!” Jack exclaimed, “How are you, buddy?!”
“Get off me!” A British voice yelped, “I can’t breathe, ya bloody idiot!”
Jack let go and a blonde man in a trench coat fell to the floor, coughing slightly as he stood up.
“Fuckin’ shit,” The man looked rough, greasy blond hair and a stubble of a beard all while smelling of cigarette smoke and faintly of alcohol.
The man glanced at Maddie, “You’re Maddie, right? Jack’s wife,”
“That’s me,” Maddie smiled as she held out her hand as he took it to shake.
“John Constantine,” He grunted, “This buffoon’s half brother,”
The man suddenly made eye contact with Danny and his eyes went wide at the same time Danny felt his core shutter.
John cleared his throat, “Guessin’ your Danny?”
Danny nodded, “Uh, yeah,”
The two shook hands, both thinking the same thought.
This one is NOT human
(If anyone would like to continue/write a fic, just credit/@ me so i can read it too!!!!)
does anyone have any recipes that include broccoli in a starring role? I’m getting tired of oven-roasted and steamed
Broccoli cream soup?
Broccoli lasagna?
Clark: Mr. Wayne? Bruce: Yes? Clark, charmed: You have something on your back. Bruce: Is it a bug!? GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! Clark: Wait! Wait! It's a kid! Bruce: What? Clark: Yeah, it looks like a boy? Around four? Bruce: Four? I don't have a four-year-old? How long has this kid been on my back? Clark: I....is that a joke? Bruce looking over his shoulder: Nope! I'm completely serious. What does the kid look like? Clark, growing alarm: Sir, that's a kidnapping Bruce: Well, wake him up. Clark: I...no. Bruce: You're right. I should let him sleep. Anyway, where were we on the interview? Oh yes, I remember. I do think I have amazing social awareness. Nothing gets past me! Clark: The child is glowing.... Bruce: This isn't about my maybe son, it's about me Clark, alarmed: Maybe son!? Bruce, shrugging: Yeah, if no one claims him, I want to keep him. He's like a baby koala bear. Adorable no?
I need these guys to get their own comic run
Fent-anyl
AKA "Ghosts feed on emotions. The stronger, the better. Danny quickly realizes this also applies to pain. He becomes a nurse at Dr. Leslie Thompkins' clinic. Enter: the Wayne Family Dilemma." DPxDC prompt idea!
Okay, so, Danny hadn't really intended to work at Dr. Leslie Thompkins' free clinic as a nurse. He even applied for the job; he was helping somebody else who'd gotten mugged get to the free clinic and Dr. Thompkins stopped him, asked, "You're a nurse?" And he was hired. It turns out, nobody wanted to work for Dr. Thompkins because it was a crime-ridden hotspot: Crime Alley.
Danny doesn't even really realize what's happening until a patient with a GSW comes into clinic, yelling and bloody, and Danny's nitrile touch calms him enough that he doesn't even need morphine. A haphazard surgery later and Danny's fully satisfied - he doesn't even need to eat dinner because he feels like he's two minutes away from a food coma.
That's where the rumor starts. The free clinic has good drugs. Not fentanyl, oxycodone, dilaudid, or ketamine. Something better that has no side effects and totally erases every pain - as little as a sore throat to chronic pain that doctors have said there's no cure for. It becomes so well known that Dr. Thompkins' clinic is a huge target and a certain batfamily has to stake out the place to dissuade criminals.
Enter: Dick Grayson, former BPD officer with chronic leg pain after being shot in the leg. Jason "Totally Not A Crime Lord" Todd whose extensive burns affect the right side of his body. Barbara Gordon, Gotham librarian whose spinal injury causes phantom pain.
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