i hate myself

he/him pronouns

[gaycoffeeaddict]

sometimes you make something for you

[gaycoffeeaddict]

honestly i don't even know

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[delta-domine]

I really need this march

[gaycoffeeaddict]

my birthday is in march soooo

[theotherwesley]

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

[gaycoffeeaddict]

his poor eyes hurt, turn off that stupid light!

[gaycoffeeaddict]

sometimes you make something for you

[quotidianish]

my interpretation of dungeon lord chilchuck! I think he’s similar to marcille actually with his fear of loss, not through death, but rejection. He lives in a paradise of unconditional love, but struggles to reform the genuine relationships he had with the team. Since real life isn’t without consequences

comic expanding on this under cut:

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[gaycoffeeaddict]

i regret nothing

[gaycoffeeaddict]

The fanfic Cupcakes would have made a lot more sense if it was about marshmallows instead.

[pengychan]

My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

[pengychan]

"Doctor, give it to me straight" "You sure, there's a fee" "… Give it to me gay"

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)

[battlships]

Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he'd have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar

[saintsideways]

Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar

[fieldbears]

[socialistexan]

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

reblog to disturb jk rowling

[mother-i-crave-rwrb]

i will always take the chance to disturb jk rowling

[samlikesbooks]

disturb jk rowling

[evil-gay-person-inactive]

currently disturbing jk rowling

[whitepeopletwitter]

[prokopetz]

The really funny part is that, as I understand it, this stupid thing isn't even a scam – it really does just prepare your taxes, and has no ability to transmit your tax information to anyone. The reason it got pulled from Steam is because the description misleadingly implied that the developers are a licensed tax preparation service, which is not in fact the case; its terms of service were later updated with a "none of this program's recommendations constitute legal advice, we are not responsible if it does your taxes wrong, For Entertainment Purposes Only" clause, which is concerning for a whole different set of reasons.

TL;DR: the anime girl will not steal your social security number, but she might advise you to commit tax fraud.

[gaycoffeeaddict]

I WANNA GIVE ANIME GIRL MY SOCIAL SECURITY LET ME LIVE GOVERNMENT

[gaycoffeeaddict]

been trying to use my computer more than my phone for art

[gaycoffeeaddict]

[gaycoffeeaddict]

yes

[gaycoffeeaddict]

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT