Homesexual Console

[pistachiosoda]

inside my little chamber made of glass

[pistachiosoda]

inside my little chamber made of glass

[gaymermajor]

Genuine question, when does Tree stop and Stick begin?

[gaymermajor]

Sometimes we forget we are nothing but characters in a 13 year old girls Sims World Like hooba the frab.

[gaymermajor]

What's the worst way to answer a question?

[hispanicdisorder]

[modogoblin]

why must we play god

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Artistic representation of how the lemon was invented in the first place

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

"citrus are whores" is not something i expected to see on the hellsite today

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m not wrong though they are EASILY the sluttiest fruits. You don’t see Rosales pulling this shit. I mean yeah apples will breed weird new apples but nothing fucks around like citrus.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#so we’re slutshaming the fruits now? 

Tags that look homophobic without context

[redshiftsinger]

I MEAN technically squashes are fruits and they are also EXTREMELY SLUTTY.

[ultfreakme]

The lemon and lime fanfic warnings ARE based on scientific fact.

[the-haiku-bot]

The lemon and lime

fanfic warnings ARE based on

scientific fact.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[gaymermajor]

Citrusenstein's Monster

[gaymermajor]

I just realized the only form on inheritance you receive from your parents without trouble is mental illness and genetic diseases, like I wanted the Audi not ADHD

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

DM: Time to get out the Monster Manual, or as some people like to call it: the Waifu Catalogue.

Me: WHAT.

[blimpyou]

Sometimes I smash or pass the whole book

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

What the fuck guys

[ultimatefangirl-exe]

I like to smash or pass monsters in DnD and Pathfinder books.

[gaymermajor]

Mimics can be anything, perfect smash

[redstonedust]

watching the person in the mobile game ad royally screw up a very simple logic puzzle knowing theyre doing it on purpose to annoy me into wanting to play the game myself and its unfortunately working

[redstonedust]

*through gritted teeth* i could save you. i could end your suffering.

[cybergirl2006]

[gaymermajor]

Ads like these make me appreciate merge mansion lot more, they too are a cash grab mobile game however everyone watches their ads/movies/Pedro Pascals rather than playing their game and they know it

[gaymermajor]

Just wanted to remind people that gravity falls was a facsinating show

[gaymermajor]

Now what do we say about stealing jokes on Tumblr?

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle.

[calware]

PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

try using these palettes instead!!

[calware]

[araccoonthatlikesmurder]

Not to be mean but they’re right. None of these would ever fit together

[lizluvscupcakes]

They’re DISGUSTING, op. I’m sorry, it’s better you hear it here than have your grandma say she likes your clothes.

[calware]

i actually disagree! not to bring back a certain children's hospital and say "it's literally color theory" unironically, but... it's literally color theory. both of these color palettes are virtually complimentary and look pretty nice together

youve got reds, greens, and blues:

and purples, blues, yellows, and oranges:

(you'll have to click on the images to see the full thing, i don't want to put them one after the other and make this post even longer than it already is. sorry for the low resolution im doing this on my phone)

of course there's variation in the values and saturation, but imo that's a bit of a given ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[calware]

wait actually fuck this post. what the hell is going on between you two

[nerves-nebula]

not to re-rail a post that OP himself intentionally derailed but I wanted to try out the palettes. The first one is made with the Girl Colors with no changes made to the values/saturation.

i think its ok. 

The second one I tweaked the saturation and values a to my liking. Both are very low effort but as you can see I kinda got into the second one. Anyway I really like orange/purple/yellow as a color scheme so I had fun with this 

[nekoglycerin]

hey op i hope u dont mind but i made some boys and girls in these colors ^v^

[calware]

wait omg it would be so cool if there was a different character for each color and they were all in one friend group together, i would LOVE to read a story about that

[maybetheyregiants]

omg someone should make a Kickstarter for this!!!!!

[polyphonetic]

it's interesting that there are twelve of them! you could like, based them all off of the zodiac. you know, tiger, rat, rabbit, dragon, etc

[calware]

[joeyclaire]

HUH

[calware]

[heehoothefool]

This post took so .any left turns we got back on track and turned left again anyways Homestuck on the dash again good morning everybody

[krystal-prisms]

Terrible post everyone, hit the showers

[villainessbian]

There's everything in that post. Colours I can't see because I'm colour-blind. Homestuck jokes. Casual transphobia. A children's hospital. That's history

[ghrugirlclub]

This post is like trying to do an olympic sprint through a fucking minefield

[calware]

it's not even a year old yet??

[transgenderpussycat]

what about not gendering fucking colours

[calware]

IT'S SATIRE

[starfireseraphim]

What the hell did I just read

[cinderrrring]

This post orbited the moon and earth. Just how the earth revolves around our star. Interesting

[greetings-inferiors]

I hope this post gets knocked out of orbit and crashes into the earth so another species can evolve without fucking tumblr

[thearomancer]

I concur, this post may be what is hindering us as a species

[the-haiku-bot]

I concur, this post

may be what is hindering

us as a species

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[gaymermajor]

Going through this post was like expired LSD y'all are not insane, they offered those colours pallets for clothing, drawings are cute but a background isn't necessary girly or boyish, if I had Sims 4 open rn I'd try to dress then up in the colours but I don't but it's for clothing not general colour

[gaymermajor]

Can I just say I LOVE the word silly as a compliment, it's both endearing and playful, androgenous and wholesome, JUST SILLY! I want to be silly

[fursonas]

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

[imploder]

i had the urge to search for this and bring it back

[antishipping-deactivated2024012]

i feel like i just discovered a fossil

[delphiniumblu]

apparently this has lived rent free in my brain for ELEVEN YEARS!?

[the-haiku-bot]

apparently this

has lived rent free in my brain

for ELEVEN YEARS!?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[gaymermajor]

I feel like this should be added to the heritage

[gaymermajor]

At this point I'm basically a half eaten sandwich in the freezer

[novelist-becca]

Belos using his “curse” as an excuse for his horrible actions

Vs

Eda just accepting she has a curse

[the-haiku-bot]

Belos using his

“curse” as an excuse for his

horrible actions

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[gaymermajor]

Belos didn't use his "curse" as an excuse, he used it as a scapegoat to try to trick Luz one last time in an attempt to backstab her like he tried with collector

[gaymermajor]

I wish there was a Tumblr dedicated to cats in motion

Truly a masterpiece of nature