[chaoticneutralwife]

if ur wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel

[3liza]

ok I'm standing up

[catgirlanarchist]

me when i'm the real slim shady

[3liza]

you cant post shit on this web site

[cipheramnesia]

Anxieties! Attack!

[cipheramnesia]

WAIT NO

[cipheramnesia]

No, not me you fools! No! Not like this! Noooo!

[beewitch4-deactivated]

❗Pro tip: You can think about gay sex on the clock. It's free and they can't stop you.

[transfemininomenon]

you know what? fuck you. *unionizes your salt*

[transfemininomenon]

hmm. well this was supposed to say uniodizes but i guess im a champion of the salt working class now

[thegaymertrainer]

[abortionado]

MYTH: Americans set off fireworks on the 4th of July, in honor of our Independence Day

FACT: Americans set off fireworks from approximately June 20th—July 20th, for no reason other than this is the time of year that you can literally buy them at any grocery store

[aysweezy]

[a-gay-catgirl]

staying up late: hehe

waking up tired as fuck: not hehe

[vancouver-lord-goldeneyes]

The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)

[despazito]

Need it to be understood that whenever I have m/f ships I ship them in an explicitly bisexual manner

[despazito]

it's het to YOU. i know them personally.

[emotion-deluxe]

Today was very productive 😤

I applied to 3 jobs and 2 schools. I'm gonna get my masters and pay back my loans even if it kills me.

[castletemprwine]

bug race bug race 🪱🐌🐛

who did you vote for?

[gayparade69]

Bug

[boudicca]

"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit

[nepofledgling]

going to therapy y’all want something

[nepofledgling]

[maykitz]

every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years

[the-better-rainbow-unikitty]

This tag deserves to be seen

[squidgypidgeon]

I love these idiots