Fandoms, Puns And Music

I love Marvel and reading and listening to music

[geeky-gee01]

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[caroldanversenthusiast]

an icon, literally an icon

[toogaytofunctionmusic]

Remember that time George Lucas casually inserted the dialogue “you’re shorter than I expected” when Anakin Skywalker encounters General Grievous in Episode III, indicating that he had never seen him before? And then they made a tv show set *before* those events and Dave Filoni had to spend 6 seasons doing narrative backflips to keep these two, the main protagonist and a major antagonist, from ever meeting face to face? Because of one throwaway line? Remember that?

I do. It’s my favorite goddamn obscure Star Wars trivia please put it on my fucking gravestone.

[allofthefeelings]

I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?

[allofthefeelings]

Well, NOW I do.

[thelibrarina]

Peter Parker calls Steve Rogers at midnight and he shows up at Aunt May’s in full uniform, shield at the ready. “You said something about Nazis? Let’s go.”

And Peter’s standing in the doorway in pajamas and like, pikachu slippers, and he’s like, “The AP history test is tomorrow. I need you to tell me everything you know.”

[malicemismanager]

Welp, that is permanently in my brain now Lmao

[captainmarvall]

a fan making brie’s dreams come true

[capsgrantrogers]

Chris&Chris | 2012-2019 | ‘Props Saga’ 

[mikaeled]

What do you remember about the first time you saw yourself on screen?

[msjessicaday]

MAKE ME CHOOSE anonymous asked: winston or coach? “You say a prayer every time you get on an escalator.” “Why risk it?”

[chancellorpalps]

Fury:

Carol:

[momelu]

[pleatedjeans]

[canislondon]

​WHAT THE HECK IS THE LAST ONE

[vieratheartist]

Okay THIS is my favorite Tumblr post.

[rebelgirlmatrix1213]

OH MY GOD

[itsallavengers]

Captain Marvel: So then he was all ‘I told you- you’re never going to be able to control yourself until you can put me on the floor without using your powers’-

Captain America: So you turned them off and kicked his ass anyway?

Captain Marvel: No lol what the fuck I’m not a dumbass, I just shot him. Who the fuck would listen to a villain trying to do his best to win a fight?

Captain America, sweating, remembering the fight with Batroc in which he stowed away his shield and dropped his helmet bc Batroc Asked Him To: Hah lol ikr….. who’d do that…idiots…

[madmaudlingoes]

Sam Wilson, hearing the same story: So you blasted him with your sparklefists, right?

Captain Marvel: I blasted the shit out of him.

Sam: I know the feeling. So there’s this dumbass named Rumlow…

[mistydirty]

This got better.

[tikkunhayam]

Hot take: Eddie Brock and Carol Danvers are on opposite ends of the bisexual spectrum being disaster bi and functional bi respectively. Smack dab in the middle is Steve Rogers who manages to be a huge mess while somehow still having people see him as one of the sanest people in the room.

[sporadeen]

Valkyrie got drunk and fell off the spectrum. she now exists in a void where all those things apply to her at once

[theonecalledpreposterous-deacti]

Quantum Bi

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

That’s how she ended up on trash planet

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

people talk about women being ‘emotional’ and ‘overreacting,’ but you don’t see a woman making an arch-nemesis out of an albino whale and obsessively chasing it down like a lunatic for 585 pages

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

since i made this post, i’d multiple women telling me they would absolutely hunt down a whale for an extended period out of a bloodthirsty desire for vengeance, and i want to apologize for engaging in gender stereotypes

[inklesspen]

Ahem.

[kisaragi-quartet-deactivated201]

“Thanks to Microsoft Word’s ‘find and replace’ feature, no stone was left unturned.” Why is this so fucking funny sdfgjkk

[kisaragi-quartet-deactivated201]

rEBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSW I SOMEHOW MISSED THAT THE COVER SAYS MOBY VULVA AND IM CRYIN AHSHHDHDHDH

[spiltstrawberries]

How did I miss this glorious addition to this posts

[tomboy-brownies]

You missed the chance to say “Moby Clit” and I am so dissapointed

[thesilencedmasses]

Because then men would never find it

[pleasedontbenaked]

WHAT

[ampervadasz]

Azigen !

[copperbadge]

Me: What good herding dogs! 

Camera: *pans over past the hula hoop*

Me: A TWIST I DID NOT EXPECT

[vintar]

i’m watching a british youtuber’s birthday stream and an aussie viewer sent in a comment saying “why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? because he had no say in it, no say in it at all” which was received with confused existential horror, and this is how i just discovered that australian happy birthday songs are not universal

[argumate]

oops

[languageoclock]

do you not sing this in other countries?!?!??

[stele3]

NO we do not sing a lament for someone’s personal beauty wishing they’d never been born. That is some weird Greek tragedy shit.