stupid dumb stupid idiot basterd

im a minor(!), but a major dumbass<3

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

[get-lo-lo]

I think its tike that I am Princess X gets the recognition it deserves. that book has been engrained into my subconscious since 2015, it deserves a large fanbase!!!!

[dementedgnomicwizard]

oh good

[askaniritual]

[furblee]

[erohoney-deactivated20191218]

[suncrayon]

[narwhalsarefalling]

[houston-i-have-problems]

[michaelburnnham]

[angry-beibers]

[niftyanswersorryiasked]

[izzzzzzieeeeeeeee]

[holesmovingcastle]

[wigpisser]

[c0ffeekitten]

[lahiah]

[wizardnuke]

[fake-bnha]

wow i love cards against humanity

[mudpuddling-moved]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[fantabulisticity]

Two of my faves

[corvldae]

[webbywill]

[rebellionbae]

[luckycloversleaf-deactivated202]

[gendercents]

[toastyglow]

[callmealx]

[feitanswife]

Two of my most recent playlists

[ame-in-the-rain]

[deactivated20240519-deactivated]

[jaskierrrrrr]

the crossover literally no one asked for:

[vespaaurinkos]

Geralt and Jaskier share one (1) brain cell and Yennefer is holding on to it for safekeeping

[clearnorthernskyy]

Not to be gay on main.... But all I want is to live in a small medieval town. I'm the town baker. My bakery is my home and I'm always wearing an apron and covered in flour.

Nextdoor is a forge, and I am very close with the blacksmith that works there. Every morning I bring him a freshly baked loaf of bread. As I hand it to him our hands touch briefly. His hands are rough, yet they're so careful and gentle with everything he touches. I secretly want him to be that gentle with me.

One day, he walks into my bakery, he's still sweaty from the intense heat of the forge. In his hands is a small dagger in it's sheath. He hands it to me and tells me it's to protect myself if needed.

I take the dagger out of it's sheath. It's beautifully made. There are intricate designs engraved into the metal. It's so much more complicated than anything else yeah blacksmith has ever made. It must've been so time consuming to make.

I look up at him and with just one look I understand why he's giving it to me. With one look we both understand that we love each other. He leans in and kisses me. It's so soft and sweet, and gentle.

He comes by every day to get a loaf of bread and kiss me. We keep our relationship a secret. And everyone wonders why neither of us have found wives. But we know exactly why. And we're completely content with being secret lovers.

Is that really too much to ask?

[mikerickson]

[official-josh]

[krc0726]

@get-lo-lo

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

[mynewplaidpants]

Jake Gyllenhaal and a ferret

[citymod]

[cchaney-deactivated20200126]

anyway, the entire harry potter series now legally belongs to team starkid

[valtsv]

pirates: mostly men, allowed gay marriage, attack sailors

mermaids: mostly women, not usually interested in men, attack sailors

conclusion: pirates and mermaids are sea mlm/wlw solidarity

[valtsv]

pirate crew, calling out to the mermaids watching on the rocks nearby as they hoist the jolly roger: arr, let's go lesbians! let's go!

[tender-suggestions]

Extra gay with a side of sleepy.

[27-umbrellas]

Who is this???

Wrong answers only

[septic-everlasting]

Bruce Wayne

[impossiblerebelblaze]

The only student in the fifth hogwarts house, Gun

[quietlyrebelling]

John Mulaney about to kill princess Diana

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Malcolm in the Middle

[30-minute-memes]

Where did the hype go? We can’t stop now guys.

[bees-against-onision]

Help Us Plant 20 Million Trees - Join #TeamTrees

The official site of #TeamTrees. One dollar plants a tree...

[maphatingcharacteroftheday]

We’re so close!!

[squish--squash]

WE AIN’T GIVING UP C'MON ONLY 32 DAYS LEFT!!! WE NEED TO RAISE 1 MIL EVERY 8 DAYS IN ORDER TO REACH THE GOAL, WE CANNOT LET THE FLAME DIE OUT!!!!!

[women-and-witchery]

Save the fucking trees

[bugs0da-t0mb]

PLANT TREES PLANT TREEES PLANT TREES PLANT TREES PL-

[honorthegods]

$1 plants one tree! 

Just 27 days left!

[get-lo-lo]

Not much, but i donated $5. If everyone can donate a small amount, we can go far. A LITTLE GOES A L O N G WAY :)

[probablybadrpgideas]

Make the big bad of your campaign more personal by replacing the official big bad with a team of waluigi-style ripoffs of the party.

[get-lo-lo]

Inspo

[bergentruckung]

the signs as male characters that tumblr fandoms have fixated on and reinterpreted to the point of them being unrecognizable in order to fit them into their preferred character archetypes

aries: bill cipher

taurus: sans

gemini: wheatley

cancer: junkrat

leo: that new skull dude from pokemon fuck if i know his name

virgo: loki

libra: the onceler

scorpio: the clock from don’t hug me i’m scared

sagittarius: komaeda

capricorn: gamzee

aquarius: kylo ren

pisces: pick any one of the white dudes from supernatural

[get-lo-lo]

Oh no. Oh no no no

[sprucegrouses]

serotonin is stored in the sea shanty

[theimpostress]

@get-lo-lo

[get-lo-lo]

I feel attacked, don't come after me or my shanties

[asoftbeing]

is it too early for bad memes?