smellie

the non-yr-reblog-blog (main blog: wilhelmsbee)

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

NOT TOXIC YURI

[kinggizzard]

im quitting tumblr

[wwubwubwubwuubwub-deactivated20]

ok see u tomorrow

[kinggizzard]

this post is now 10 fucking years old

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[audios-your-post]

Visit Original Link

[girlmostlikely]

[bish0ps]

thug it out ellen

[porkyminch-deactivated20130907]

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

[theghostiedyke]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[novahazard24]

get your medals everyone

[pointless-achievements]

cosigned, good work everyone, have your bricks at the ready when they try it again.

[pukicho]

they keep trying to take me root vegetables

[pukicho]

I'll be honest I don't remember writing this

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[ooppo]

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[what-even-is-thiss]

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

[what-even-is-thiss]

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

[what-even-is-thiss]

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

[nyaa]

horse with a dvd player on its back 2006-03-21

[nyaa]

wild

[nerveblot]

sorry I have some kind of brain disease

I suspect this was meant as a visual pun because this server is rated for 733 watts, almost exactly one metric horsepower

[creepymutelilbugger]

if it wasn’t for some kind of brain disease, we would all have forgotten this punchline. everyone say thank you some kind of brain disease

[funhomes]

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

[funhomes]

still getting notifications from this post 12 years later…… will i ever be free…..

[a-genuine-threat-to-cephalopoda]

happy 13 years to Hangin with Yo frienz

[funhomes]

oh great

[hugsohugs]

can't stop thinking abt this image. he smelled an icky smell and it was soscary

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[dundeey]

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[kuntsuragi]

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

[jacobtheloofah]

for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:

[gasgiant]

it’s been 10 years since WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: C T C AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA t t t g tt t gtc tat’ g t t t gt at t tat a t t gtc: t’ a c C T C

Closest match: Lymnocryptes minimus genome assembly, chromosome: 21 Common name: Jack Snipe

(image source)

[a-wild-haggis]

my trusty old mouse finally died and i don't think i like this new mouse as much. :(

[a-wild-haggis]

[shorturlisouttahere-deactivated]

in 2020

it’s going to be 420

for a whole month

[bl00dh0rs3]