𝐏𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐆𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐲 𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐚
Because apparently the school budget committee looked at Broadway and said, "Yeah, we can make that worse."
🐺 𝐑𝐞𝐝 𝐑𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐨𝐨𝐝
Lyca as the Wolf
Towa as Red Riding Hood
Sho as the Hunter
Ed as Grandma
Lyca: "I'm supposed to eat you." Towa: "Look at these mushrooms and flowers I found!" Lyca: proceeds to get distracted by pretty flowers
Sho: "Do I really have to shoot him? He didn't do anything."
Director (MC): "Yes. Next scene."
Towa: "Why is your mouth so large?" Lyca: "So I can eat you." Towa: ":0000 Where is my grandma?" Lyca: "I ate her." Towa: "You ate that Rafflesia? You're my favorite person now after Haru!" hugggg
Sho: kicks down the door with a gun in hand "Stay away from that wo-"
MC: "Cut, cut!! Did none of you read the script?!"
Ed: "Is nobody planning to save me?"
🍎 𝐒𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞
Rui as the Prince
Haku as the Evil Queen
Leo as the Mirror
Mio as Snow White
Towa as all seven dwarves
Due to budget cuts, Towa plays every dwarf.
Leo's only role is standing there and answering questions.
Haku: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Leo, dead inside: "Still Mio." Haku: "Wrong answer." Leo: "Would you like me to lie?"
Haku: "Please take this apple as my thank-you gift."
Mio: "Okay."
Towa would likely eat that apple before Mio could.
Rui arrives dramatically
Rui: whispering "Can we use a fake scene? You know I can't literally kiss anyone, right?"
Mio: "How long do I have to lie here again?"
👠 𝐂𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚
Haru as Cinderella
Jin as the Prince
Elias as the Fairy Godmother
Tohma as the Evil Stepmother
Ritsu and Shion as the Evil Stepsisters
Tohma took his role far too seriously and began method acting three months before rehearsals. As if he wasn't already method acting before that.
Shion is somehow very natural at this.
Ritsu showed up with a thirty-page legal document explaining why Cinderella legally could not attend the ball.
Ritsu: "Under Clause Seven, Subsection B, she is prohibited from unauthorized dancing."
Elias appears in a cloud of glitter and absolutely no explanation.
Elias: "Bibbidi bobbidi boo." turns the pumpkin into a Cappy bus Elias: "The service fee is 30%. Venmo me before midnight or everything turns back into pumpkins." Haru: ....
Tohma: "The shoe fits, my prince. You shall marry my daughter."
Jin: "I have eyes. These two are not the one I danced with that night. Unless I'm colorblind, none of your daughters have the same hair color as you. Even the one I danced with."
process to marry the stepmom instead
🌹 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭
Subaru as Beauty
Alan as the Beast
Jo as the Butler
Alan spent the entire rehearsal complaining that being a beast was species discrimination.
Subaru somehow made "kidnapped by a monster" look like a relaxing vacation because he's into that shit. He's a thrill seeker. He doesn't mind a few monsters here and there. He enjoys living in that spooky castle, okay?
Jo: "Master, it is time for dinner with the Beauty."
Alan: "Okay."
Jo: "Master, the dining room is this way, not that way."
Alan proceeds to get lost in the giant ass garden and would never find Subaru again if Jo didn't help him.
🧜 𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐝
Kaito as the Mermaid
Ren as Sebastian
Lucas as Flounder
Towa as the Prince
Romeo as Ursula
Romeo was born for this role.
Romeo: "Poor unfortunate souls~"
Audience: "Why are we rooting for Ursula?"
Ren, dressed as a crab, has never known peace.
Ren: "Under the sea, under the sea- why do I have to do this? This is so stupid!"
Kaito: "I WANT LEGS." Romeo: "Good. Sign here, and I'll count that toward your increasing interest rate." Kaito: "!!!!!" Romeo: "Oh, and I'm taking your voice too." Lucas: "No, Kaito, don't do this! She's tricking you!" Kaito: "Bet."
Kaito can't speak because he traded his voice for legs.
Towa is a prince who doesn't talk during the day.
The most quiet love story ever.
🪮 𝐑𝐚𝐩𝐮𝐧𝐳𝐞𝐥
Zenji as Rapunzel
Ed as Mother Gothel
Yuri as the Prince
Ed: "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!"
Zenji: "No."
Ed: "Excuse me?"
turns into a bat and flies up the tower anyway
Yuri arrives and immediately falls in love because apparently that's how fairy tales work.
Yuri: "I climbed a tower for you."
Zenji: "Don't worry, I put down a rope ladder so you could climb faster."
Ed: "???"
🐸 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐠 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞
Jiro as the Frog
Kaito as the Princess
The entire audience loses it the moment Jiro hops onto the stage.
Kaito kisses Jiro and nothing happens.
In conclusion, besides Yuri and MC, Kaito can also feed Jiro. Muehehehe.
😴 𝐒𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐲
Taiga as Sleeping Beauty
Ritsu as the Prince
Subaru as the Evil Fairy
Jin as the Good Fairy
Subaru played the role a bit too well. Every audience member got scared.
Taiga: "When does the sleeping part come?"
Taiga: falls asleep for real
Ritsu: "Before waking him up, I request consent."
Jin: "He can't give consent if you don't wake him up."
Ritsu: "Then I won't wake him up."
process to leaves the set
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