All monsters are human

25.Native. Cali.

[filthy-rat]

you ever notice how uh… pete has a zipper on his crotch

[filthy-rat]

i have been informed that most pants have zippers on the crotch so shitpost canceled 

[aokozaki]

Post un-cancelled, because it goes all the way around baby.

[catchymemes]

This adorable proposal.

[daftpenstartedover]

[somecutething]

[thickdaddydandelion-deactivated]

A TINY, FEARLESS LEADER

[lipstickndynamite-deactivated20]

[1010ll]

[mystiquepictorial]

@ men

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

This video honestly fucking kills me I can’t even tell you…she’s an Aries

[ramdaughter]

I love secretarybirds

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

yall let the yodeling kid prosper but not this LEGEND???

[rarelove]

^^↑^^

[wolveswolves]

[lemonoffender-deactivated201801]

snoof snoof

[raekeiko]

send this to ur crush w no context

[oceaniccunt-deactivated20190622]

[makilikesflowers]

An angel

[mielparaoshun]

Wtf bats swim

[zooophagous]

Omfg

[thelonelyplayboy]

[weloveshortvideos]

Boing, boing

[to-reach-the-farthest-star-deac]

ROUND BOY

GOOD BOY

[prokopetz]

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

[lowkey-revolutionary-raccoon]

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

[krwzprtt]

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human:

[gaminginsanity]

[scnofstark-deactivated20240430]

Evans are you ok?

[surprisebitch]

the last gif.. there’s no heterosexual explanation for it

[thebestoftumbling]

[bookoisseur]

I miss this show.

[party-wok]

the way he claps when he says HOT DAMN is what makes it.

[aimee-b-loved]

Brooklyn Nine Nine is a gift and I’m SO MAD for not watching sooner.

BTW, season 4 premieres September 20.

[iloveyoualeclightwood]

the best thing about this is still the fact that the “hot damn” was improvised and thats why they cut away so fast because everyone breaks

[allisonpregler]

Might be my favorite joke of the series

[twink-on-the-brink]

HOT DAMN

[parakeet]

did i ever tell you guys abt how i thought edibles and lunchables were the same thing for like, a year. like i thought all those ‘when the edibles kick in’ memes were just funny jokes about how fucking wild kids get around Snacks or something. 

[powerfulwizard]

[lfdy88]

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

lets not forget this gem

[slopaganda]

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

interesting how you forgot 

and

[slopaganda]

ok but

and

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

hmmm and perhaps

[tumblin-monkeys]

and these ones too

[bisexualculture]

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

[blu-canary-deactivated20220609]

[adulthoodisokay]

excuse me but:

[bardstardish]

where would we be withour kermit

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

[xorlada-deactivated20210223]

can’t believe y'all forgot

[yesyourstalker]

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

[khadidon]

[corpsegirlforever]

unmute this

[penishowell-blog]

THE AUDIO IS IMPORTANT