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abigailunderthemoon

After I came out as an adult to my childhood best friend, he went back to his family and told them and then when we next spoke he said, ‘we’ve decided this is a good move for you.’

moss-wizard

emilyelizabethfowl

draconym

Anyway I'm thinking about witches and wizards a lot because my house has been planning an Evil Wizard Movie Night series where we and our friends watch movies about evil wizards while dressed up as evil wizards. What kinds of snacks do you think evil wizards eat.

evilwizard

evil wizards eat green grapes. prepare two bowls: one frozen and one microwaved. then mix them together. you’ll be surprised!

evil-looking-advisor

Not that I condone the actions of evil wizards, my liege, but I would suggest perhaps some hummus and pita chips. You can't go wrong with hummus and pita chips.

evilwizard

not now evil advisor… im trying to trick people into microwaving grapes again

abbiistabbii

The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.

evilwizard

I’M RIGHT BEHIND YOU

cowboybarbaryn

Thank you Evil Wizard, it’s good to know someone has our backs

evilwizard

IN A SCARY WAY

queenofskys5

Thank you Evil Wizard, finally someone to scare away the creeps!

evilwizard

I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO WORK ON OUR COMMUNICATION

crowcaws

Incredible events unfolding on reddit

crowcaws

I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.

crowcaws

So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.

pukicho

Your eyes shine a very painful green light. You are odorous and pungent. You are loved.

livy-bugs

Something something great gatsby

pukicho

I never read it, is there a fucking bog witch in the great Gatsby?

my-name-is-mine-to-know

Ye. She hatches out of a giant egg borne of the blood and ash of the poor and her glowing green eyes lure this one rich fuck into the great big salty bog just outside his house. She's a role model

pukicho

I finally understand the appeal of the great gatsby

jamie-goblin-child

chaser

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

chaser

First like and this has already found its intended audience

uh oh

Long ago before they went different ways an elven and a human child made a promise to marry another in a thousand years if they didn't find anyone else they love. Now a thousand years later the unmarried elf knows that humans can't life that long, but the lich still came to keep their promise.

and-my-sword

a princess who only has her hands to entertain herself in the night and the knight who shares a bedroom wall with her and is being tested by god

wolftoes

She's doing shadow puppets and the knight can't see who's making them

and-my-sword

tags by @wolftoes

writing-prompt-s

As soon as you set foot in the darkened mine, your sword glows, as it always does when danger is near. Your companions trade nervous looks as you pull the sword out and consult the runes appearing on the blade. "This dwarven guardrail is an OSHA violation," you announce. "Too short for humans."

pukicho

Any advice for a young programmer?

Quit. Get a job teaching people how to catch trout at your local Trout Hole. Retire at the ripe age of 80, rake in that sweet sweet trout retirement fund and coast until you pass away painfully at the age of 81.

pukicho