no.

-pronouns: xe/xyr/it/its/void/voidself- -Ace/Aro Genderfluid Guy [20] with a messy brain- If you have any issue with me (I get it bro), you can simply block and DNI :D

[goblincrowe]

Hard to avoid a hint of mint in your lavender.

[void-of-existence]

HE KNOWS OH MY GODS

I SCREAMED ALOUD

[kaity--did]

Unfortunate that my husband must change for his own comfort before we go out to lunch because something about the juxtaposition of a perfectly tailored and put together attorney taking his split dye goth, MCR t shirt wearing platform boot wife out to the local Mexican restaurant is so deliciously hilarious. It looks like he's giving me legal advice on how to get out of going to jail for Molotov Cocktailing the local police station but also he's a little in love with me (and I with him 🖤)

[koibowmo]

REDESIGNS AND ARTFIGHT PREP

Hey so fun fact, a lot of my characters haven’t gotten proper redesigns since middle school and high school. Instead of holding on to old ones i designed to change them a bit…or a lot.

I still have some i need to redesign completely but for now these guys are what you get!

[polarity-disturbed]

Could you imagine making your own movie, making like 20 million dollars, and then going “awesome, now to install a DVD duplicating machine in my house and personally burn copies by hand like a medieval monk preserving sacred texts”

Like I need people to understand the mental image here of a multimillionaire internet creator personally overseeing DVD production in his own house like he’s running an underground bootleg operation out of a basement in 2007.

It’s weirdly charming because there’s something very “old internet” about it, this energy of “I made a thing, and now I will physically hand it to people myself like an artisan at a craft fair.”

The man really said: “The future of cinema is me standing next to a humming disc burner at 2am”

And like... I can't help but believe he's onto something

[koibowmo]

IM BACK (and i was too lazy to retype my instagram explanation)

[c-o-l-u-m-b-i-n-a]

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[mysweetoddbird]

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

[paper-lilypie]

thought about Grace’s eureka claps

+ bonus:

accommodating high fives and fist bumps, baby

[thevagueambition]

recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital

[kittydesade]

ONE

SINGLE

JOKE

[digitaldiscipline]

[achesspiece]

is that simple task bothering you queen

[nattousan]

C-Cadmium-senpai...!

[nattousan]

@boyinacan y-yamete!!! >///~///<

[penandinkprincess]

listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different

i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts

[penandinkprincess]

this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it

[penandinkprincess]

cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah

[justasmidgx]

I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.

Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.

But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)

Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".

Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.

[penandinkprincess]

congrats, i award you funniest take on this post

[upset-to-dead]

PEAK ADHD WORKFLOW

STEP 1: go to youtube on desktop and find a long instrumental study/work/ambience video

STEP 2: open a new tab, open youtube

STEP 3: find a video thats "1-10 hours of silence randomly interrupted by dodgeball/metal pipe/taco bell bong/whatever.

STEP 4: play both at the same time. You now have steady work music occasionally interrupted by a sound so you stay focused but not so much that you space out

STEP 5: PROFIT

[vrabia]

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

[vrabia]

set construction: $800

cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats

fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts

editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks

[vrabia]

update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like

anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.

[feldfrog]

Binoculars are like VR of over there