i'm cute buy me shit.

delicate fucking flower.

[parkchanwoohoo]

Sobbing ofnfjfkfklg

[kinuko]

[snazzy-suit]

Nice to meet you. Here, take this fish that I knew you wanted even though this is literally the first time we have spoken to each other. 

[quazoid]

I GUESS WE SHALL SEE!!!

[incendavery]

romeo and juliet (act one, scene five) but gay and at the skatepark

[homunculus-argument]

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

[flufflogic]

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

[homunculus-argument]

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

[trytocallmecal]

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

[homunculus-argument]

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

[small-gods-curator]

Putting my neck out for you folks here

[tryan-a-bex]

Okay I’ve gone through many of the reblogs and “prefer when clients don’t talk to them” is peak

[dullgecko]

I think the middle overlap could also be 'the world would collapse if they stopped doing their jobs'

[digitaldiscipline]

... who the fuck is fetishizing IT workers, and, more importantly, why are none of you doing it to me.

[digitaldiscipline]

I have mis-read the diagram, but my indignance remains.

[depsidase]

[only-tiktoks]

[belovedgoofball]

[wanderer-chronicles]

[biglawbear]

What was PART ONE

[ruffboi-mags]

So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.

[movebackintime]

https://youtu.be/lR8pA_WV9QI

Here ya go

[laziestgirlintown]

In case you need a comfort watch and because Youtube search nowadays sucks rancid farts, I remind you of the Princess Bride Home Movie from the lockdown, starring everybody

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

being able to go to work with hickeys and bite marks on your neck is a human right.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

the bosses are allowed creampie while the workers are punished for a simple little hickey. in this essay i will examine sexual politics through the lens of Marxian analysi-

[bitterbadfem-harpy]

[weused2befriends]

OP, what planet are you from on which it's not MORTIFYING to walk around with visible hickies? Of course that's unprofessional; you're a grown ass man. Grow up!!

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

I’m an adult woman who likes to do adult things with other adult women. sex is a part of life. grow up.

[weused2befriends]

Your behaviors and opinions are absolutely those of a male. And sex is a part of life that should be kept PRIVATE from the rest of the world, especially in a professional setting where absolutely no one has consented to witnessing your sex life.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

women love to eat my pussy

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

i think it's really funny how twerfs got super mad at this post

[sail-to-live]

[auroranibley]

don’t know why terror seems like the correct emotional reaction to this but it is

[star-anise]

From someone who sails and reads a lot of books about the history of sailing? Terror is entirely the correct emotional reaction.

[senatortedcruz]

he doesn't have instagram and hasn't updated his facebook since 2019 so i've been beating it to some linkedin pics of him speaking at a conference

girl

[memewhore]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I don't fuck w nerds, the moment I can smell lore correction coming I'm like "Oh Neptune" and I gotta call my mom and ask her to pick me up

If I'm like "I really liked the scene where Gandalf learns the truth about the Ring in the first movie" and someone's like "Oh you mean when he was in Minas Tirith, originally known as Minas Anor when it was first built in the Third Age?" I am pulling the nearest fire alarm

[parkchanwoohoo]

Them: Pelargir prospered further under the reign of the the Ship-kings, and Tarannon Falastur, 12th king of Gondor, built a home there, though Berúthiel, his wife, didn't care for it

Me, sweating: D. Did you know that. That Viggo Mortensen really broke his toe. In that one scene

[tricky-pockets]

hey quick question, probably not important - how did you know all that stuff to put in the hypotheticals

[parkchanwoohoo]

[Throws smoke bomb down on the floor] [When the smoke clears I am still in the room with you but lying facedown, possibly dead but more likely unconscious. There is a visible dent in the nearest door.]

[giveherswords]

two of swords

[57r4745658u]

New pc setup folks what do you think of it

[ratguzzler]

Its good

[astutesnow]

Needs more rats

[mewvore]

Do not fall for the grindset mentality; jerk off and eat a hot pocket to recover spiritually

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Good point. We should jerk off and *throws dart* eat some pork bao. Or if you're vegetarian we could *spins comically sized wheel* eat some samosas. What's truly important is we have to jerk off. Together.

[greatlordfluffernutter]

[fleshengine]

You just don't get this on other sites