Not much at all, really.

ignore the url. i was 15 for crying out loud

[marvellegends]

Jeff Goldblum’s priceless reaction to the potential Marvel / Sony split

[fluffmugger]

that’s a man who simultaneously could not give a shit and also wants all the salt you have.

[habsforever]

[schmergo]

The Lincoln Assassination is really just wild if you think about it for a moment. The younger brother of one of the most famous actors in the country- himself a famous actor and heartthrob in his own right- killed the President in a theatre and yelled “Sic semper tyrannis,” a line often associated with Brutus, a character that his brother had famously played.

Like, imagine if Liam Hemsworth killed the Prime Minister of Australia at a red carpet movie premiere or something and yelled “I went for the head,” and Chris had to leave the Avengers press tour to tell everyone, “I swear I had nothing to do with this.” Imagine how weird that would be.

[morrigan-disapproves]

#cant wait for liam to snap

[dankmemeuniversity]

[monkeysky]

[gahdamnpunk]

Yoooo lemme bless your dashboard

(Feel free to add your pics too 😏😏)

[dailybipuns]

Okay, hot take? Bisexual and pansexual are functionally synonyms, and the decision to ID as one or the other comes down to personal preference and interpretation, and any attempt to further separate the two is driving a wedge between two communities that should have nothing but love and solidarity for one another. 

We have more in common than not, and the words for our respective identities should not be pitted against each other. 

[swordshapedleaves]

Yeah with overlapping identities like this I just go for whichever one I like the pride flag the most.

[dailybipuns]

That’s so valid. 

[love-geofffree-deactivated20190]

There is a distinction between pansexual and bisexual but it is a very fine line, so fine that people who fit the definition for pansexual better may ID as bisexual instead for a variety of personal reasons and vice versa. But there is a distinction and acting like they are perfect synonyms can be quite invalidating.

Bisexual - attraction to multiple genders where gender is a factor within the attraction, and can include a preference for one gender over another, or attraction that feels different when it’s directed at a specific gender.

Pansexual- attraction to people regardless of gender. Gender is not a factor, you’d expect a blanket sensation of attraction regardless of which gender it is attracted to, and no sense of intuitive gender preference (though perhaps a logical one).

Notice that neither of these definitions actually exclude transgender or non-binary people and arguing otherwise is biphobic and transphobic. But there is still a distinction - practically, the issues they face and the relationships they will end up in are the same, but emotionally and subjectively they feel different.

[j-erin]

Me reading the first post: I totally agree 100% quit telling me that calling myself bisexual means I’m transphobic

Me reading post four: OH I never heard that distinction before. Being attracted to masculine ppl DOES feel different to me than being attracted to feminine ppl. It never occurred to me that pansexual people experienced attraction different from me in that way. Today I have learned something.

[cruzfucker]

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

[cornfield-cryptid]

Game of Walking Bad

[thehighwayphantom-deactivated20]

[lycanthrop-ee]

why the fuck is this so funny

[commanderbridger-deactivated202]

Disney didn’t kill the EU.

The EU hasn’t died unless you and everyone else let it die.

Lucasfilm made the decision to create new stories.

Get to know these facts.

[dobdob]

I spent a good minute staring at this trying to work out how Disney could possibly kill the European Union.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

disney fucking caused brexit

[dniudsnf]

ways to look more angelic:

carry flowers everywhere

pink or gold eye shadow 

wear long ankle dresses

soft humming

have a pink glowy blush

[ishtarelisheba]

wield a flaming sword

[we-aim-to-misbehave]

Be covered in eyes

[garaviel]

three pairs of wings

[wellpardonme]

Wheel

[tinyflower-bouquet-deactivated2]

announce your arrival by screaming “FEAR NOT” everywhere you go

[jumpedoverthemoon]

Kind of sucks that i am not living in an ivy-covered cottage in the pacific northwest, drinking mint tea with honey,, riding my bike into town for the groceries and spending my day writing novels on a mossy tree stump with a cool breeze making the pine needles go sssssshhhhhh,,,,,,,

[peredain]

where the fuck did the movies get the idea that dwarves aren’t classy? various dwarves in the books are shown to introduce themselves with a formal ‘at your service’ and a bow, wax poetic about the natural beauty of caves, and spend hours talking about their family history to people who already know it.

and in the movies they’re supposed to be rude and messy? why though? is it because the elves are graceful and they have a rivalry with them? the rivalry between the dwarves and the elves is based on centuries of political tension, not some ‘uncouth vs stuck-up’ kids show feud.

[penny-anna]

The films are pro-elf propaganda

[enidsinclair]

a short story by chandler m. bing

[multi-purpose-tool-guy]

today at work a customer’s card didn’t go through so I asked them to try again and it worked that time and I mixed up saying “there we go” and “there it goes” and I ended up saying “there we goes" and I just

[paganprincesss]

why is this so funny i almost pissed myself laughing for the better part of 5 minutes

[merelybeing]

LMAO yessss, kate harrison!!!

“SHE’S A LESBIAN. MY BAD!”

[allthesebees-deactivated2019070]

sometimes I really want a boyfriend then other times I want a girlfriend and then sometimes I’ll see a cute girl and be like damn and other times I’ll see a cute boy and be like daMN and anyway being bisexual is exhausting

[godofbeingawesome]

preach

[arahir]

really wanna live in a peaceful seaside ghibli town with ambiguous european architecture and bakeries and maybe a field right outside of town where i can have picnics with the love of my life tbh

[lyricalfatigue-deactivated20180]

Dear hearing aid providers: stop only advertising your hearing aids for old people - from a deaf 19 year old who’s used hearing aids since she was 7

[lyricalfatigue-deactivated20180]

Note: you don’t have to use hearing aids, or have any form of hearing loss to be able to reblog this

[ladynorbert]

Deaf people using hearing aids should be as normalized as people with vision loss wearing glasses.

[madnanc]

The idea that hearing aids are only for eldery also fuels the reasoning that health insurance companies consider them a luxury.