Take Your Time

Resident stormblood defender, they/them

[qqchurch]

say hello to her............

[utopians]

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

[hottestthingalive]

hi op. every time I see this post I hear it in her voice

[ageneralanxiety]

It’s giving megachurch pastor

[ageneralanxiety]

I’m going to a wedding today so of course my skin has decided to have a breakout

[ageneralanxiety]

Another successful Bandcamp Friday

[ageneralanxiety]

Let me go home I’ve finished all the work for today hours ago let me go home I haven’t done a damn thing in three hours I still have an hour left let me go home

[tikkety-tok]

I swear, even if you haven't seen FMA, I think you might appreciate the fucking talent! 🤩

[reallycoolsoup]

The hotdogs taped together with what looks like scotch tape really makes this for me

[bewbin]

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

[bewbin]

why do i even try 

[bunney]

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

[esoanem]

my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!

[addamatic]

Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it is like talking to a fucking g3n13 with you people

[hawke]

Happy Fields of Mistria 1.0 Launch Day!

[iamnotlanuk]

[dahliavandare]

You’re just not ready. At no point in this video when he says the next thing are you ready.

[mens-rights-activia]

[mens-rights-activia]

Haha you don’t know how happy this would make Louis(my friend featured in my videos) he loves lonely island 🥹

[socialistexan]

[captain-price-returns]

gentrification is when trash goes in trash cans

[teaboot]

(walking down a street and not stepping in any needles, glass, rotten food, loose bags or bottles of piss) this whole damn place has gone to shit

[ageneralanxiety]

[sharpbutsoft]

the expanse budget is like

Actors $200

Sets $150

Space cgi $800

100+ cunty fits for Crisjen $3,600

Temporary tattoos $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me. my SciFi tv show is dying

[talesfrommedinastation]

Granny Warcrimes need her drip come on now

Also missing the budget numbers for Camina Drummer’s insane eyeliner that never seems to smear in battle.

[toshio]

the MOST iconic 20 seconds of any anime dub i’ve ever experienced

[misfit-freaks]

EVEN THE FUCKING MUSIC OH MY LORD

[femmeslash]

i looked through the notes to see what this was (it’s cyber city oedo 808) and ended up crying laughing at the wikipedia article for it

[femmeslash]

every so often people start liking and reblogging this post from me, and every time i forget how funny it is until i watch it again. hey bentn. don’t crap ya paants if ya see a vampire out deeah. get lost. you wouldn’t recognize a gaddam vampire if one jumped up and bit you on the end of your fucken dick. So just get off my back.

[the most violently 1980s synthesizer sting i have ever heard]

[phantomrose96]

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

[phantomrose96]

people killed: 0

direct orders of "you really really need to kill this guy" ignored: 1

ongoing murders being committed by Ed's own friends/colleagues that Ed got in the way of to specifically stop that murder from happening: 2

[phantomrose96]

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

@sherwonaut