Happy 100th Birthday, Steven Grant Rogers!
Not today Justin

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Happy 100th Birthday, Steven Grant Rogers!
Daily doodle #257 - Lois Lane
CLARK KENT · LOIS LAN · OK THIS IS CUTE · IM JUST IMAGINGING THEM MAKING A BAR BET LIKE YE I BET I CAN LIFT CLARK ONTO MY SHOULDERS · AND EVERYONE LIKE AW YEA EASY MONEY HES LIKE TWICE YOUR SIZE · UWU ·
*Meow* 😂😂😂
*thor hands peter a mug of beer*
Thor: Exellent work in the mission man of spiders!
Tony: Thor no the kid is 15.
Thor: Oh!
*hands peter two mugs of beer*
Thor: You are a growing boy.
Tony: Thor no.
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST IM WEAK
DC announced a new family of Justice League comics, and I can’t stop laughing over Batman’s new team.
Comic by me Written by @lacemonsterbats
[ Urge to shove the shard to his heart intensifies ]
Incorrect Young Justice Quotes Part 1
Tags: @incorrectyjquotes ~
Jaime: Garfield hasn’t left his room in three days, is he okay?
Tim: Clayface asked him on our last mission if he was just utilizing his fursona as a superhero identity.
Jaime: …
Tim: So no, I don’t think he’s okay.
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Cassie, a millennial, with a full knowledge of current memes: I don’t know man, those laundry pods sure look juicy.
Bart, from the future, takes everything literally: Hmm, they sure do.
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Batman: Barry, you need to speak to Wally. He’s not talking, he said he’s communicating through ‘interpretive dabbing’.
Barry: Wally, is this true?
Wally: *dabs shamefully*
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M’gann: Tim, it’s been about three months since you’ve eaten a vegetable. You can’t just survive on coffee.
Tim, looking her straight in the eye with a cold caffeinated glare: *slurp*
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Conner: Hey guys! Isn’t it such a beautiful day today!
Wally: wtf man are you okay??
Conner: Can’t I just be happy? :)
Kaldur: Lagoon Boy was removed from the team for not following orders.
Wally: Oh, thank the heavens!
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Dick: It’s so hard to be this pretty.
Zatanna: I know right!
Dick: No… you don’t.
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Artemis: I hate everything and I hate everybody.
Zatanna: *walks in*
Artemis: Isn’t life just so amazing? Just full of wonder and filled with beauty.
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Jaime: Bart, I just wanted to tell you how much you mean to me. You’ve made my life so much happier. Happy one year anniversary!
Bart, sleep deprived, whispering: that’s gay
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Dick, after finding out Billy Batson’s secret identity: O-oh no. Does Batman know about this?
Billy: Yeah, wh-
Dick: Red Robin, initiate plan orphan.
Billy: Plan what?!
Tim: Hurry! I can see him coming!
Billy: I’m not going anywhere until you tell me what’s going on.
Dick: Listen, I already have THREE little brothers, a little sister, and a pet cow. The LAST thing I need is for ANOTHER child to come live with us. YOU’RE. COMING. WITH. ME.
Billy: …
Tim: …
Dick: No offense, Tim.
Season 1 Team With Elemental Powers
Raquel = Ice
Wally = Lightning
Zatanna = Light
Dick = Darkness
Artemis = Air
Kaldur = Water
M’gann = Earth
Connor = Fire
Requested by Anonymous.
Oh Billy, you look so small right there…
Superman’s sheer anger over Billy Batson’s situation is a sight to behold. Batman and Robin get away with it because he knows it’s the world’s best internship and that Bruce is willing to put out all the stops to protect him. But Billy? He doesn’t have anyone looking out for him. And that pisses off Superman more than anything.
Seriously, Clark’s face here
He is ready to kick the ass of whoever put this boy in this situation SO HARD
Next page he really lets the Wizard Shazam have it.
Shit, son. I might have to buy this book for those last two panels alone.
When Superman is written well he is an amazing goddamned character.
these few pages are some of my favourite in comic book history. So good. For anyone wondering what the next few pages look like, here you go:
This is a bigger deal than some of you might think, because Superman is one of the heroes in the DC Universe who keeps his secret identity pretty damn secret, because as probably the most powerful and influential person on earth, a lot of people do not wish him well - and would jump at the chance to hold people dear to him as leverage.
Yet, he trusts this poor, scared little kid. To comfort him, and entrust him with his biggest secret - just as Billy did for him.
Superman is just really important, ok?
this for people to truly understand superman
Supes is far more than just punching and heat vision.
Batman -The Tailor by TerminAitor
Best comic I’ve read all day.
See, stories like this would get me to read more superhero comics. ‘Cuz this is superb.
Great! There actually was a tailor story in Detective a few years ago, but it never looked this cool.
Astrocity spirit in gotham :D
This is the best comic story I’ve read in a long time. Completely and utterly wonderful.
~DreamR
This is so beautiful. Gets the hell gothamites must face every day, the threat the villains in the city represent and the hope Batman gives perfectly
I thought this was a good time to bring this back
LOVED. it.
Sometimes the help you need isn’t the help you want. Call 1-800-273-8255 if you’re thinking of suicide.
No offense, but all you nice people who have been going on and on about how much you loved Wonder Woman (2017) and how you can’t get enough Amazons had better show up to movie theaters on October 13 to support Professor Marston & the Wonder Women, a beautiful queer love story about Wonder Woman’s creators written and directed by Angela Robinson, a QWOC. You know I can’t help but notice a distinct lack of buzz for this film on this website despite it seemingly being right in Tumblr’s wheelhouse.
If you don’t know the story, the creator of Wonder Woman allegedly based Diana on his wife (a Boston University law graduate), with whom he was in a poly relationship with another woman. After he died the women stayed together for the rest of their lives.
In short, I haven’t seen this movie yet but I stg I would die for it.
X-Men: Years of Future Past
“Human hate can adapt to anything.”
unfortunately, there is so much truth to this.
The next time someone tells you to “Take a joke” or that “it’s just a joke” or that “Comedy is supposed to be offensive”, show them this. If they can’t distinguish between punching up and punching down, they’re not tolerable.
“If someone hates you, they will come up with a reason after the fact.”
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ THIS.
[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: Piotr Rasputin speaks at length to Christina and Cameron Pryde, his children with Kitty Pryde in X-Men: Years of Future Past.]
“It always begins as a joke. Listen to me, both of you.
“One sees a father or mother of whom they do not approve – and their brats won’t shut up, and the parents are so exhausted that they just let their children scream, all sticky and crying and hitting and wild.
“And you say to your friends, ‘You should have to pass a test to breed.’ Do you understand? ‘You should have to get licensed to have kids.’
“It starts as a joke.
“Then perhaps there is a tragedy. A postpartum who should’ve gotten help, but her insurance did not cover the therapy. A father who erred, because he was raised believing men are pathetic if they are caregivers.
“The first tests are drafted. And you think, ‘Good.’ You think, ‘Those children will be safe now.’
“The test comes out, and yes, there’re some problems, but nothing that cannot be ironed out, yes?
“But now anyone with a mental illness, with a criminal record, is barred from becoming a parent, and you think, ‘Well, that is sensible, yes?’ Because you’ve never known anyone like that, so who is to tell you they are not like they are portrayed in stories?
“Sick, dangerous, criminal – these words expand.
“Suddenly it is anyone with diabetes, anyone with cancer, because they could die and leave their children orphaned, so how dare they ever try to have children?
“It is deaf couples, disabled couples, interracial couples, gay couples – because don’t they know how hard they’re making it for their children?
“Then it is whoever they want.
“You think you are working for the greater good. You can’t even fathom the life of someone who isn’t exactly like you.
“Then one day – it is you. Some gene, some history, some past behavior – and suddenly, you are too sick, dangerous, criminal.
“Because the truth is this: human hate can adapt to anything.
“You think you are safe. But if someone hates you, they will come up with the reason after the fact.
“Only then do you realize what you put in power. Only then do you realize what you stripped away.
“There is terrible power in a joke, in a story, in taking the truth and making it ugly.
“Do you understand, children?”
Thank you.
Created by Dragonart
Secret Origins #6: Wonder Woman
Diana’s having none of your shit <3
Those last two lines are so important, though.
Fanfiction Club: The Rules
This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.
Oh my god yes.
Yes. @supernaturalismalife @sherlock44 @waywardimpalawriter @poemwriter90 @supernaturallymarvellous @imagine-assembling-the-avengers @bovaria @growningupgeek
Let’s Fly, Firebird
@books-netflix-and-pizza asked for a continuation of Fly, Firebird
A/N: The Firebird stories have a special place in my heart. Enjoy!
You groan, throwing your head back and tossing your pencil down on the desk with a loud clatter. Tim chuckles from the desk behind you, stacking his papers and standing up. He grabs yours as he passes, delivering both tests to the teacher as you pack your things.
He flashes you a brilliant smile as he joins you outside the classroom. You fumble for something to say so he won’t notice you staring at those perfect, sparkling eyes. “Feels so weird right now.” You mentally facepalm and backtrack. “I mean, I’ve never seen the halls so empty before.”
“Yeah. It sucks that we had to make up that test after school.”
“Uh-huh. Hey, why did you have to make it up too? I thought you went back to the classroom.”
Tim runs a hand through his hair, and it looks positively adorable. “Oh yeah, heh, I helped someone clean up a spill in the hallway and didn’t have enough time to finish it.”
“I’m surprised that genius Tim Drake didn’t finish his test. Are you sure you don’t hold a world record for ‘fastest test finished’ or something?”
He laughs, and you break out into a broad smile. You promised Red Robin that you’d confess to Tim, but it’s so easy to just...let it go and stay friends. What if the confession makes things awkward? Even if Tim doesn’t reciprocate your feelings, you don’t want to lose his friendship.
Come on, you got this. You promised Red, right? You’d be letting him down if you didn’t at least try. You open your mouth, determined to blurt everything out, consequences be darned.
“Tim, I--”
“Firebird, come in. Captain Cold has taken hostages at the Waffle House downtown. We need you there immediately.”
You groan. Of all the times, why now?! You send Tim an apologetic look and say, “sorry, Tim. I just remembered I have an appointment I gotta get home for. See you!”
“Yeah, see ya.”
You wave to him as you dash out the school door and into a portable toilet at the construction site across the street. You suit up and burst out, flying toward the Waffle House. Captain Cold picked the wrong time to cause trouble.
Cold tries to make his demands when you arrive, but you’re too angry to listen. He howls as you aim blast after blast of fire at him, melting through his ice before knocking him out with a well-placed punch.
After so long, you’d been so close to confessing. And Cold ruined it. You don’t even know if Tim is still at school anymore, so going back is out the window. Maybe you could call him...
“Earth to Firebird, you alright there?”
Your eyes snap back into focus on Red Robin’s mask. He stops waving his hand in front of you when you look around for Captain Cold and see him loaded onto a Belle Reve van.
“So, Firebird. How did things go with Tim today?”
You bury your head in your hands with a loud groan. “Horrible. I’ll tell you once we get off the street.”
Tim cocks his head but grapples after you as you float onto a nearby rooftop. “Was he that mean about it?”
“No, no. It’s just, I was so close to confessing today and then--then freaking Captain Cold decides to take over the Waffle House and Batman calls me to save the day and I missed my chance and I can’t go back and confess because he’s not there anymore and I don’t think I can get the courage to do that again and Idon’tknowwhattodoandI--”
Red Robin places his hands on your shoulders and stares into your eyes. “Whoa, there, Firebird. Calm down. One at a time now, you’re hyperventilating. Deep breaths.”
You slow your breathing back to normal, taking heaving gulps of air before you fold in on yourself and collapse against the side of the roof. Red Robin settles himself beside you, waiting for you to speak.
After a while, he pipes up. “You know, Firebird, it’s not too late to tell him.”
You throw your head back and laugh. “Yeah, because he’d totally be fine with me popping up by his window and screaming ‘hey I really like you we should go out!’”
You both lapse back into silence.
“Hey, Firebird?”
“Yeah?”
“I need to tell you something.”
“What is it?’
“I’m...Tim.”
“...what.”
“I’m Tim Drake.”
“Ok then.”
He glances at you, eyes wide. “You’re not surprised?”
“Not really. I mean, I am, but the shock hasn’t set in yet. My brain hasn’t fully comprehended.”
Red Robin nods, and you both settle back into silence. He counts the minutes in his head until--
“HOLY CRAP YOU’RE TIM!”
Tim winces a bit, chuckling. “Yeah, I am. But please don’t shout that or Batman’s gonna make me clean the Batmobile for a month.”
“Holy crap. I can’t believe it. Holy crap.”
He laughs. “Get it now?”
“Yeah, it’s just...holy crap.” You smack your forehead. “Well now I feel dumb.”
“Don’t. It’s really cute.”
“Really?”
“Really.” He takes your hands in his, rubbing the back of your hands with his thumbs. One hand goes up to his comm, and he frowns a bit as he listens. “Sorry, Firebird. Penguin’s men are running a heist by the docks and I--”
You shush him with a finger over his lips. “I’m going with you. Firebird and Red Robin, the amazing avian duo, teaming up to save the day and take down villains everywhere. Penguin doesn’t stand a chance.”
Tim smiles, pulling out his grappling gun. “Alright, then, Firebird. Let’s fly.”