RIP RIP RIP i can never interact with my neighbor again holy fuck
i was outside w/ my cat just now. and he went behind a shrub for a bit, and me not realizing my neighbor was on the other side of that same shrub, poked my head round and said way louder than necessary, âmy SCRUMPTIOUS darling boy, what ever are you doing over there??â
and this 40-something man i very rarely speak to handled it w/ remarkable grace and very tentatively responded ââŚ..watering my.. roses? you?â
#thats just how having neighbors is
























