Google Knows You

Google's ever-evolving knowledge pool of everything you wanted to know, but were afraid to ask. Disclaimer: This blog is not in any away affiliated with Google or Google's suggestions. All suggestions are real screenshots from google.com.

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"is it bad if"

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"what can i learn from"

(My poop.)

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"why does my mom"

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"can you get addicted"

(...to chapstick.)

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"why does my cat"

(Google knows cats suck.)

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"can you sex"

(Sexually abuse yourself.)

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"why are men"

(Google doesn't give a shit that you searched for men, it really knows you meant to search for why women are insane.)

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"can my husband"

(Strip my membranes? Jesus christ.)

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"can my dad"

(Checkin' your web history from heaven.)

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"can my nei"

(Paranoid much?)

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"will i ever be able"

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"how can i make him"

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"how do i kill my"

(Contemplating homicide?  Turn to Google.)

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"how do i make my cat"

(Poop.)

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"why does my girlfriend"

(Ask her, not google.)

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"why don't white people"

(Crackers would have more rhythm if they beat their kids.)

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"why doesn't my dad"

(..want to date me?  Uhhhhh...)